Ask a Sup Forums janitor anything

Ask a Sup Forums janitor anything.

did you fell for the 16gb meme?

yes.

I thought janitors/mods weren't allowed to come out about being janitors/mods?

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If the Police kick in the door at my apartment, am I responsible for the damage? I don't have a doorbell.

So are you a new janitor that's about to not be a janitor, an old janitor that's about to not be one, or a troll?

They're not

not quite, things changed

>am I responsible for the damage?

no but it's not worth to wait for the compensations, you'll get paid after like three months. so have fun not having a door for three months.

>have fun not having a door for three months
Thanks.

do you like maki

you're welcome.

i'm more of a sashimi fella

can you clean my browsing history?

>Sup Forums has janitors
Hahaha no.

What tech do janitors use?

If you are indeed a janitor, please delete this post.

I-i-i-i-i-s this reallife?

i'm afraid not, mr Jamal.

>If you are indeed a janitor, please delete this post.
>post is not deleted

If you're a janitor, then I'm Matt Damon.

idk what everyone uses but i have Sup Forums open 24/7 on a shit eepc mini laptop (along with three maybe four more sites).

I can't, it's not ban worthy.

>I can't, it's not ban worthy.
Done. See pic.

If you're indeed a janitor, you'll remove it fast, and this thread will go on.
If you are not a janitor and there's no janitor/mod nearby, the pic will stay.
If you are not a janitor but there's a janitor nearby, he'll remove the whole thread, since it infringes the rule 12.

why do they never approve me to be a janitor? :(

You're not allowed to say you're a janitor.

OP is lying and is, of course, a faggot. And you dumb Fuchs are taking him seriously.

prove it by deleting this post

This thread is two hours old. Sup Forums doesn't have janitors.

Will I get laid within the next 3 months?

no

>Fuchs

at least i can type 'fuck' on my phone you pussy whipped cuck

Do you lift?
Do you have a gf?

noice

>3 hours ago

Someone please just start dumping porn already.

Bussi

lel

But with all those loli- uuh desktop threads never getting deleted, it's no surprise this is still up.

no u, im on nofap for a few more days

>it's no surprise this is still up.


OP here, deleted it.

distro of choice?

any private trackers you'd recommend?

any significant changes since hiro took over?

>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
wew

hehe banboy

kek'd

>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

My my, What do we have here?

No I'm op


Im soooo gayyyyy

>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Dats wa ya get fgt.

>public ban

Well done, mods!

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