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• Chink Christmas OC provided to us by OozutsuCannon
• user comes across a cute little comic made by a AliExpress seller to encourage positive feedback • user got his KZ ATR's and did a review in the previous thread
• user reviews the Furibee F36, sturdy little quad, meant for indoor flight, doesn't recommend it over the H22 • Comfy plans on reviewing the Ugreen USB Sound card and testing it on his BM-800 with comparisons to the Somake • user ordered a Shantae game, got KID Dracula instead • user takes out his WLtoys FPV quadcopter for a flight • user wonders if this Gearbest Christmas Game can be exploited • user got a Carlton Banks Christmas sweater and a pepe hat • Fasttech quickly discontinues the JBL speakers they were selling earlier and photoshops out its logo and changes the items name • user posts some quick impressions of this soldering stations sold on Banggood Previous thread

Other urls found in this thread:

audioimprov.com/AudioImprov/Mics/Entries/2015/12/20_Modding_a_BM-800_Mic.html
mega.nz/#!pgFBzRqa!X3G4z6a5odwNo6j8eJ-ivpWK3RF6bNIpKawIVqMRHGk
fasttech.com/products/1309/10029449/6450600
aliexpress.com/item/World-biggest-super-huge-anal-plug-large-butt-vagina-orgasm-stuffed-dildo-toy-strong-sucker-sex/32710580538.html
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voice_frequency
youtube.com/watch?v=PKJtkZmACSA
youtube.com/watch?v=kvk4KHaD3AA
youtube.com/watch?v=voPODcpScfI
youtube.com/watch?v=wIl2-5f8NTo
audiobudget.com/product.php?brand=EINSEAR&id=T2
kickstarter.com/projects/rocki/rocki-wifi-music-system-from-every-phone-to-all-sp
trustedreviews.com/audio-pro-wf100-wireless-transmitter-review
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Ok, I have a revolutionary idea that will make me a millionaire.
Please do not steal.

An O2+ODAC... PCIE CARD. With a front panel attachment that goes into the Disk-Drive slot in the PC case.

That's retarded and the front panel will increase the output impedance, noise, and crosstalk.

Reminder to mod your BM-800

Don't do this it makes mustard gas

audioimprov.com/AudioImprov/Mics/Entries/2015/12/20_Modding_a_BM-800_Mic.html

you're supposed to cut the legs down, you know

>• Fasttech quickly discontinues the JBL speakers they were selling earlier and photoshops out its logo and changes the items name
fugg, so its guaranteed a fake?

What good(build quality/price) chink vr glasses that you can buy?

Okay, just finished testing my modded BM-800(noise removal mod) and a stock BM-800.

When using the old Somake 7.1 audio card, there is no difference I can spot with my Xiaomi Hybrid, but when plugged both mics in the same position with the same gain on a decent 48V Phantom Powered audio interface (Behringer UMC202HD) there is a HUGE difference in self noise between the modded BM-800 and the stock one.

The stock BM-800 is okay for a garage bands that will never play their records outside their garage, gaymers, and other non professional stuff, while the modded BM-800 is good enough for semi-pro stuff like small recording studios and home studios.

So if you're whiling to spend 3 minutes of your life and $0.1 dollars worth of material, to transform your good enough microphone into an actual studio microphone you should do the RC Filter Circuit I posted some weeks ago.

Here is a small raw audio sample, both micriphones recorded at the same time, same gain, same interface using audacity as a stereo track then split into two mono tracks:

mega.nz/#!pgFBzRqa!X3G4z6a5odwNo6j8eJ-ivpWK3RF6bNIpKawIVqMRHGk

Note: I live next to a busy street, what you hear is cars speeding.

if only someone didnt ask this same question every thread

couldn't you just digitally filter out the noise instead of a simple crappy rc filter?

Possible or it's old stock they were getting rid of, in any case should they end up being fakes you can just get your money back through paypal.

Turns out they're no longer discontinued as they're now relisted, any mention of them being JBL! speakers and "authentic" has been removed however.

fasttech.com/products/1309/10029449/6450600

>digitally filter out the noise
what kind of dirty audio peasant are you

one who likes precise filtering that doesn't add any distortion?

> Harajuku Japanese Kawaii Hoodies Women Sweatshirts With Ears

wow, just wow. I wish I was a cute asian woman instead of being a middle-aged white guy.

tfw 33 and still able to pass as a 21 year old girl

sure thing roastie

Why fuck is the flag upside down? Fucking chinks.

> if only someone didnt ask this same question every thread
then there should be a guide in the op

There is.

Then that means you have the fucking answer to my question right yea? Whats your problem?

when will newfags learn that the answer is always xiaomi

Fuck off

>its copy pasted
>that filename
avoid this anons
its a trickery to blow your shit up

Got my dzat df-10 and zircons today
1/2

Not him but you are not in the spoonfeeding general

And I have to say, df-10 sounds awesome.
2/2

Hey, will this hurt?
aliexpress.com/item/World-biggest-super-huge-anal-plug-large-butt-vagina-orgasm-stuffed-dildo-toy-strong-sucker-sex/32710580538.html

So the 30 shekels JBL speakers are fakes?

we wont know until orders start coming in

That chart is not even lined up correctly. The left starts at lower decibel and gives an overall impression of it being inferior to the chart on the right, when in reality it isn't. All the mod does is reduce the sensitivity of the mic greatly which you can already do with software.

You see that 100hz spike on the first chart that doesn't appear on the second chart? That's the human vocal range and the mic is designed to be more sensitive at that particular frequency.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voice_frequency

>The voiced speech of a typical adult male will have a fundamental frequency from 85 to 180 Hz, and that of a typical adult female from 165 to 255 Hz.

By rendering that frequency range lower than the sub bass your voice now have to fight against the the sounds of you breathing, your body rubbing against the desk, and pretty much every undesirable noise ever.

That mod is worthless and you can do the same thing by reducing the sensitivity via software. That's how professionals calibrate microphones to achieve the desired frequency response.

Is there any good chink razor blades?

Really dude? Have you ever looked at a picture of how the flag is on a military uniform?

It makes women sound super extra sexy mate
youtube.com/watch?v=PKJtkZmACSA

You can make any voice sound sexy by decreasing the sensitivity, increasing the power, and adjusting the pitch.

Feather

Don't do it, user. I know it doesn't feel like it, but people will miss you.

The flag facing forwards is how battle flags are positioned. The chinks are implying that it's a battle flag, they are even more pro Trump than u nigga. They know he goes hard as fuck.

Is the Behringer C-1 noticeably better sounding than BM-800? Can't find any good videos directly comparing them.

It's means to never retreat. Dumb fag.

>adding a capacitor willy nilly
what are you doing
the resistor is fine for making the shitty voltage regulator not buzz
but why the capacitor

people aren't interested in transparency, schitt is the new meme

youtube.com/watch?v=kvk4KHaD3AA

youtube.com/watch?v=voPODcpScfI

Learn to take risks and make your own decisions in life. Can't be spoonfed your entire life.

But if you really can't think for yourself just get the BM-800 and do the mod that gets posted here

Fucking faggot.

Is there anything except porn to use these phone VR's with?

I need a better reason than just porn

how do you still get the old captcha

>implying porn isn't the best reason

Shemale vr porn is something else.

What am I in for?

porn is degenerate
explore pure innocence with VR instead
youtube.com/watch?v=wIl2-5f8NTo

No need to be such an insufferable dick user. Already watched both videos before, the first one doesn't compare it to other mics and the second is terribly made. Both mics sound like ass because the tester is a terminally depressed sounding mumbly faggot.

Also major keks at you telling me to "think for yourself" as you deep throat Podcastage and screenshot his holy words.

A whole world of new possibilities and new memes

audiobudget.com/product.php?brand=EINSEAR&id=T2

embarrassing


for you.

just buy both and compare them yourself then fag

It is but I want another not porn reason

>Shemale
>3DPD

Gross, what about futa?

>Still no chink rift

I'm debating buying a vive for this shit, wanna give the cheap version a shot first see how much is novelty

which waifu is superior
i cant choose

google for Sup Forums meme brazzers :^)

My 100 melamine sponges came. The crumpled looking one was used to clean my kitchen and by mud-caked shoes, and it's still holding up well.

Don't use the same sponge for food and dogshit user

I used it first to clean my kitchen and then used it for my shoes. They're in the trash already.

It's* in the trash already.

what is this magic eraser melamine sponge meme

are they really that good for cleaning
how are they better than regular cloth and soap

Deepoon = chink rift

Yes, because they are actually slightly abrasive. If you were to use it on a shiny surface, like a car, it would become dull. Don't do it.

so like the sponge version of cream cleaners

>microparticles
HARAM

>roastie
no you misunderstand
I do not have a vagina

yes, it's basically a foam block of fine grit sandpaper

>I do not have a vagina
you must be pretty bummed huh

Can't find them on any chink site.
Shipping elsewhere cost more then the actual blades.
They are too expensive per blade anyway.

shame
they are one of the best blades around though

Does there exist some sort of wifi dongle for streaming music on a home network? I've tried bluetooth, it's a nogo. i know there's a lot of integrated wifi-enabled receiver-speakers but I don't want that, I just want something with a 3.5mm jack that I can pair with something with another 3.5mm jack across my network.

*don't do the mod that gets posted here

>integrated wifi-enabled receiver-speakers but I don't want that
Does the Chromecast audio count under this?

Basically yes, but I'm looking for some kind of transmitter-and-receiver set. Put one on my stereo output, put on on the aux of another setup with no middleman hardware.

kickstarter.com/projects/rocki/rocki-wifi-music-system-from-every-phone-to-all-sp

Why not?

because the capacitor is fucking worthless without the extra additions in his original link

you realize 3.5 alone can't provide that kind of power and will need either a battery or external power

get something like or trustedreviews.com/audio-pro-wf100-wireless-transmitter-review

That's a retarded idea. It would have to convert analog to digital and back as well as handling its own wireless connectivity.

then do the full mod then and enjoy great audio quality for a fraction of the price

If your time is worthless

no

goes for researching, waiting for, arguing for refunds on any product ITT

What's the problem? Bluetooth manages it

>implying I can understand jack shit about it except the basics
just slap the resistor ontop there and its all good

Anyone know if the Xiameme mech keyboard will have standard keycaps so I can switch 'em out?

Anyone got a Chuw Hi10 Pro?
Fucker's on flash sale while I was still looking at the Hibook Pro.

Tons of reviews on YouTube user, watch those instead of asking here. Time is of the essence with a flash sale!

>I need a better reason than just porn
>It is but I want another not porn reason
Something to tell friends/family?

How's CM on the SD Note 3?

No time to think, just buy!

Yeah basically if someone see's it, it's as incriminating as a fleshlight

>Whats this
>VR goggles
>What do you use it for?

games

I was looking for some kind of fineliner that's easy to refill and found this pen from Hero.
Filled it with random ink and made some test lines.
It's a bit tricky to use but I like it.

And in another package was my 40kV inverter.
I haven't had the nerve to try it yet because it is quite dangerous. And it's potted so I can't look inside either.

>uhm... games and stuff
>Oh I always wanted to try VR-gaming, which games do you have , user?

Then they'd ask to see what they're like

Exactly

>my 40kV inverter
What are you gonna use it for?

You should probably just download some VR games then. Don't even have to play them, just try them out and let others try them if they ask