Show me your dick drives, user

Show me your dick drives, user.
Bonus points for 10TB+ network shares, RAID arrays and optimized windows installations

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$ lsblk
NAME MAJ:MIN RM SIZE RO TYPE MOUNTPOINT
sdb 8:16 0 1.8T 0 disk
sdc 8:32 0 119.2G 0 disk
├─sdc2 8:34 0 118.8G 0 part /home
└─sdc1 8:33 0 512M 0 part /boot
sda 8:0 0 1.8T 0 disk /home/scott/Videos
sda and sdb are in the same Btrfs pool.

Hi Scott

Wow, you know my first name. Big fucking deal.
I've posted screenshots and code blocks on here with my first name on it lots of times on here. It's information that is not worth bothering to censor.

I just said hi, you fuckwit

Calm down, Scott.

Those gdrives are unlimited storage google drives mounted with stablebit clouddrive.

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Uh Scott, you okay man?

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this is pretty cool user

samefag fucking wrong pic

>dick drives

Am I the smallestest dick around ?
kodibuntu:~$ lsblk
NAME MAJ:MIN RM SIZE RO TYPE MOUNTPOINT
sda 8:0 0 29,8G 0 disk
├─sda1 8:1 0 27,9G 0 part /
├─sda2 8:2 0 1K 0 part
└─sda5 8:5 0 1,9G 0 part [SWAP]

Halp

coral? are you okay?

Scott, settle down ok?

22.5tb formatted capacity. 12x 2tb with a pair of 250gb ssds for caching.

Pool is split a few different ways, with the ssds caching a 2tb virtual drive for virtual machines.

How much did you pay for this?

Can you boot from them

NAME MAJ:MIN RM SIZE RO TYPE MOUNTPOINT
sda 8:0 0 477G 0 disk
├─sda1 8:1 0 2G 0 part [SWAP]
├─sda2 8:2 0 236.4G 0 part /
├─sda3 8:3 0 100M 0 part
├─sda4 8:4 0 128M 0 part
└─sda5 8:5 0 238.3G 0 part /media/me/Windows
sdb 8:16 0 596.2G 0 disk
└─sdb1 8:17 0 596.2G 0 part /media/me/Files

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>2016
>Swap
You better have a good reason for that.

You need to chill, Scott. The man just said hi.

If I somehow use all my 16 GiB of RAM then my system will slow down as it swaps pages instead of just force closing processes

>not using swap space
I got 8G of RAM and 16G of swap.

>You better have a good reason for that.
tmpfs is a very good reason.

back to /r/homelab with your retarded network map

The installer made me (it would literally crash if I didnt create a swap partition)...
I have 32gb of ram so it seems quite pointless

$ lsblk
NAME MAJ:MIN RM SIZE RO TYPE MOUNTPOINT
sdb 8:16 0 111.8G 0 disk
├─sdb2 8:18 0 111.7G 0 part
│ └─md0 9:0 0 223.3G 0 raid0
│ └─main 254:0 0 223.3G 0 crypt
│ ├─main-root 254:1 0 30G 0 lvm /
│ └─main-home 254:2 0 193.3G 0 lvm /home
└─sdb1 8:17 0 100M 0 part
sda 8:0 0 447.1G 0 disk
├─sda4 8:4 0 315.3G 0 part /mnt/sda4
├─sda2 8:2 0 111.7G 0 part
│ └─md0 9:0 0 223.3G 0 raid0
│ └─main 254:0 0 223.3G 0 crypt
│ ├─main-root 254:1 0 30G 0 lvm /
│ └─main-home 254:2 0 193.3G 0 lvm /home
├─sda3 8:3 0 20G 0 part
└─sda1 8:1 0 100M 0 part /boot

>/mnt/sda4
Surely you could come up with a more "useful" name or mount point than that.

>3 1TB drives
>1 2TB drive
>1 3TB drive

You want help? Here's some help: Consolidate your storage space and double it.

So grab either four 4TB drives or better yet four 8TB drives (for RAID 10).

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is that a tablet?

>optimized windows installations
calling to windows, my vista seven: vishnu edition not updating, sir,,,what is matter to microsotf!?

I don't understand your point. Care to elaborate in non-negroidal language?

Same, but I haven't started using it because I just got it for my company.

I don't use local storage, but I do have a few solid-state drives which I'm offloading to the cloud. Already finished with two.

I'll end up doing what you're doing soon enough.

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my desktop

I need more space

I can't help but think this has to be an absolute nightmare to maintain. Why so many?

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Wish I was as smart as you

Network drives run off a Proliant Gen 8 with Windows Server 2016 (free) on a single 120GB SSD (free)

Each disk is it's own array [2 x 3TB WD Reds (Same price as 1 4TB)] since I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing. It works though

It only gets internet connection through an ICS from my main computer since I'm a poorfag NEET who lives with my parents and our house doesn't have ethernet

It's actually quite easy to maintain, it's just the output of lsblk that makes it look like it's more complicated than it is.

My desktop just has a /boot partition and a / root partition for the system and a /home partition for personal things and a /storage partition for music and ebooks and that sort of thing.

Set fire on your house and shoot yourself.

Yes

Hi Carl

>australia
>guns

What's up, Carl?

You can just jump off the nearest building if you want

highest building in the area is the hospital in the next town (5 storeys)
makes you think

It's enough. Remember to jump on your head

how you get tabs in file explorer

I've installed Clover 3.0.406.0 (latest pre-botnet version)

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I have an older PC with a xeon e5450 and 8GB RAM I've been considering making into a storage server as well, filling it up with a few 3-4 TB drives. The motherboard can hold up to 10 HDDs, just can't make up my mind what OS to use. I was thinking about something simple, like FreeNAS or something. Don't need the space it would bring at the moment though.

What are the names in reference to?

There's also qttabbar.

Flame Hazes from Shakugan no Shana.

I think it's a feature of the newest Windows file explorer.

Danks man. Looks neat-o.

No, there isn't one. I would know, I'm on fast ring insider previews. That's why I asked.

That's no way to treat a stranger, Scotty!

Crucial M4 (meme storage) died yesterday ;_;

We will rebuild. We will become danker.

E and H drives are fully networked, the F drive is 90% networked but has a few folders not networked.

there's nothing wrong with a floppy dick drive senpai

It's actually a phone and a printer that mounts an empty/inaccessible drive for some reason.

technology is strange huh

Now that's how you think with portals!
I think chances are slim but my there is a way...

>tftpboot

>2 4TB drives both nearly full of weeb cartoons

You can get unlimited Google Drive storage for $15 a month with the Business plan

all you need is a domain, you can buy it straight from Google for $9 a year

No thanks, my anus is not yet penetrated by (((((Google))))).

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I store all my info on there unencrypted

Huh, guess it was fake news then. I remember someone making a thread about it some days ago.

hibernate

That means you must enjoy being butt-devastated

Found it, it was just a mockup apparently.
archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S57041859#p57044583

Looks like Clover 2 from the wrench

Scott is a gay name

Autism

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The motherboard on my NAS was dying so i took 1 drive from 2 of my pools, mount them on windows and made a RAID1 storage pool with ReFS, where i dumped the most vital information from the NAS, now waiting for a new board to rebuild my pools.

ReFS works as advertised, but whenever i access the disk they take their time to spin up.

Does anybody else have experience with ReFS?. i don't feel comfortably with all my data on a experimental windows filesystem and NTFS would not guarantee the integrity of my files.

$ lsblk
NAME MAJ:MIN RM SIZE RO TYPE MOUNTPOINT
sda 8:0 0 232.9G 0 disk
├─sda1 8:1 0 228.9G 0 part /
└─sda2 8:2 0 4G 0 part [SWAP]
sdc 8:32 0 7.3T 0 disk
└─sdc1 8:33 0 7.3T 0 part /mnt/shit
$ df -h --si
Filesystem Size Used Avail Use% Mounted on
udev 3.9G 0 3.9G 0% /dev
tmpfs 778M 86M 693M 11% /run
/dev/sda1 242G 26G 204G 12% /
tmpfs 3.9G 205k 3.9G 1% /dev/shm
tmpfs 5.3M 4.1k 5.3M 1% /run/lock
tmpfs 3.9G 0 3.9G 0% /sys/fs/cgroup
tmpfs 778M 17k 778M 1% /run/user/1000
/dev/sdc1 8.0T 4.6T 3.0T 61% /mnt/shit

I also have two 4TB drives used for offline backup.

>Network drives run off a Proliant Gen 8 with Windows Server 2016 (free) on a single 120GB SSD (free)

Whats the point of an SSD on a windows NAS?, it would made sense if it was a FreeNAS system with L2ARC cache

>It only gets internet connection through an ICS from my main computer

NIC's and switch's are dirt cheap, especially if they are second hand, although i do the same to take advantage of the GbE ports on my MB because my switch its 10/100 only.

[mike@Reactor ~]$ lsblk
NAME MAJ:MIN RM SIZE RO TYPE MOUNTPOINT
sdd 8:48 0 2.7T 0 disk
sdb 8:16 0 465.8G 0 disk
└─sdb1 8:17 0 465.8G 0 part /mnt/425c89cb-b21c-4a8a-8c98-324e10823d02
sdc 8:32 0 1.8T 0 disk
├─sdc2 8:34 0 100M 0 part
├─sdc3 8:35 0 16M 0 part
├─sdc1 8:33 0 450M 0 part
└─sdc4 8:36 0 1.8T 0 part
sda 8:0 0 111.8G 0 disk
├─sda2 8:2 0 111.6G 0 part
│ └─cryptoroot 254:0 0 111.6G 0 crypt
│ ├─SSD-swapvol 254:1 0 2G 0 lvm [SWAP]
│ └─SSD-rootvol 254:2 0 109.6G 0 lvm /
└─sda1 8:1 0 250M 0 part /boot

sda is encrypted SSD for booting arch, sdb is a tiny disk for steam game files, sdc is a windows install that I haven't booted in months, and sdd is a storage disk for movies (also encrypted, obviously)

>Bonus points for 10TB+ network shares
Neat.

>drive encryption

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> everyone deserves at least one (you)

What's wrong with security?

>Whats the point of an SSD on a windows NAS?, it would made sense if it was a FreeNAS system with L2ARC cache

I had a spare ssd, I threw it into where the cd drives sits. Generally I install the other services on the box onto that drive.

I had issues installing an OS onto the microsd card like my friend has. Wanted to keep the main hard drive array for storage.

>NIC's and switch's are dirt cheap
Hardware isn't so much an issue I'm facing. We're thinking of wiring the house for ethernet since it's not done already.

this triggers me

Are you saving every anime you ever watched Isac?