WHATS THE FIRST THING YOU DO
QUICK
I would wonder why the hell Winmeme is installed on my computer.
Buy PC Doctor for only 49.99 before 15% holiday savings
Go outside and be social with my friends
Look for the wormhole because if I'm using XP I must have traveled back in time.
CTRL+SHIFT+ESC and force close whatever web browser I've got open because that shit is an obvious scam.
Immediately close the window and forgot anything that it said, then email, call, text, and beeper the nearest IT janitor and say "I had an error" then goto lunch.
>Windows
How my machine is ever going to recover?
Format the malware and install Linux.
Alt+tab and continue my my masturbating session with even higher bpm.
Install gentoo
Fire up Malwarebytes and wounder what fucking .exe I voluntarily let run on my system.
Right click page + block element
install gentoo
Install Gentoo. Repeat.
1.) DBAN
2.) install gentoo
Obviously click remove all, this program seems legit
Take my tower, monitor, keyboard and mouse to a PC repair shop.
Wait for a call from "George" from the "MycroSoft" call center in India.
>DBAN
Is it safe to run this stuff or will I end up with fucked up hardware/driver issues?
I'll also suggest to the PC repairman that it might be that new mouse and keyboard I bought that probably caused it. I'll keep suggesting random ass things until he tells me that he's the professional and asks me to get out.
Buy a Macintosh computer instead. No viruses, has my iTunes, looks way better and runs much smoother.
all it does is wipe hard drives bro
it's not like it erases the binaries from your hardware
I teleport behind it
allow whatever it is if it's related to something i've cracked
move on
Delete my antivirus software because I already have TrustWarrior installed. Why would you trust something else over TrustWarrior? That's the sole purpose of its existence.
Kill myself
nuke && pave
This.
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The Apple MacBook Pro with Retina Display doesn't have this problem.
Cut my dick off
sank you mr skeltal
Thank you for reminding me about my bad posture, user.
Golem get ye gone, fellow stranger.
download adwcleaner
run program
restart
Go back to watching chinese cartoons
not today m8
GOLEM GET YE GONE
Try oscillating the reflex parameters of the synapomorphic processors with an alternate cycle of 34 hertz compounded with zinc finger Ruhmkorff coils.
The sample dimorphism and oblique phialidic splaying should fuse the allopatric constructs without having to resort to a Bayesian harmonic uimbilicus synpatch. Even normies know that's a pretty roundabout way to stymie a BI telemetry packager that will effectively obliterate any virus, even a Russian helical razor coder.
Format and reinstall from backup.
GOLEM GET YE GONE
oh fuck not you again
Why look for the wormhole? You're on the good side.
Pause the VM
former AV reverser here
only the biggest plebes get malware
...
reformat
post my face when i didn't know of this shortcut
i already have scoliosis, fuck it
I don't recognize the icon on that dialog box so it is probably the virus itself.
Format.
Golem get ye gone
>Install Linux
Linux is not OS. It's just a kernel.
I simply install this great piece of software.
Format the Windows partition.
golem get ye gone
Golem get yeh gone
golem get ye gone
install gentoo
I go to your mom and shove both my fists in her asshole
golem get ye gone !!!
golem get yo gone
Kill ur self
This desu
Get ye gone golem