QUICK

WHATS THE FIRST THING YOU DO

I would wonder why the hell Winmeme is installed on my computer.

Buy PC Doctor for only 49.99 before 15% holiday savings

Go outside and be social with my friends

Look for the wormhole because if I'm using XP I must have traveled back in time.

CTRL+SHIFT+ESC and force close whatever web browser I've got open because that shit is an obvious scam.

Immediately close the window and forgot anything that it said, then email, call, text, and beeper the nearest IT janitor and say "I had an error" then goto lunch.

>Windows
How my machine is ever going to recover?

Format the malware and install Linux.

Alt+tab and continue my my masturbating session with even higher bpm.

Install gentoo

Fire up Malwarebytes and wounder what fucking .exe I voluntarily let run on my system.

Right click page + block element

install gentoo

Install Gentoo. Repeat.

1.) DBAN
2.) install gentoo

Obviously click remove all, this program seems legit

Take my tower, monitor, keyboard and mouse to a PC repair shop.

Wait for a call from "George" from the "MycroSoft" call center in India.

>DBAN
Is it safe to run this stuff or will I end up with fucked up hardware/driver issues?

I'll also suggest to the PC repairman that it might be that new mouse and keyboard I bought that probably caused it. I'll keep suggesting random ass things until he tells me that he's the professional and asks me to get out.

Buy a Macintosh computer instead. No viruses, has my iTunes, looks way better and runs much smoother.

all it does is wipe hard drives bro
it's not like it erases the binaries from your hardware

I teleport behind it

allow whatever it is if it's related to something i've cracked

move on

Delete my antivirus software because I already have TrustWarrior installed. Why would you trust something else over TrustWarrior? That's the sole purpose of its existence.

Kill myself

nuke && pave

This.

...

The Apple MacBook Pro with Retina Display doesn't have this problem.

Cut my dick off

sank you mr skeltal

Thank you for reminding me about my bad posture, user.

Golem get ye gone, fellow stranger.

download adwcleaner
run program
restart
Go back to watching chinese cartoons

not today m8

GOLEM GET YE GONE

Try oscillating the reflex parameters of the synapomorphic processors with an alternate cycle of 34 hertz compounded with zinc finger Ruhmkorff coils.

The sample dimorphism and oblique phialidic splaying should fuse the allopatric constructs without having to resort to a Bayesian harmonic uimbilicus synpatch. Even normies know that's a pretty roundabout way to stymie a BI telemetry packager that will effectively obliterate any virus, even a Russian helical razor coder.

Format and reinstall from backup.

GOLEM GET YE GONE

oh fuck not you again

Why look for the wormhole? You're on the good side.

Pause the VM

former AV reverser here
only the biggest plebes get malware

...

reformat

post my face when i didn't know of this shortcut

i already have scoliosis, fuck it

I don't recognize the icon on that dialog box so it is probably the virus itself.

Format.

Golem get ye gone

>Install Linux
Linux is not OS. It's just a kernel.

I simply install this great piece of software.

Format the Windows partition.

golem get ye gone

Golem get yeh gone

golem get ye gone

install gentoo

I go to your mom and shove both my fists in her asshole

golem get ye gone !!!

golem get yo gone

Kill ur self

This desu

Get ye gone golem