QUICK
WRITE A PROGRAM THAT OUTPUTS HELLO WORLD OR I'LL MAKE YOU BRUSH MY TAIL
QUICK
Parker Taylor
Grayson Torres
public class HelloWorld {
public static void main(String[] args) {
System.out.print("Hello World!")
}
}
Jeremiah Torres
What if I want to brush your tail anyways?
Jayden Perez
How would an anime even force me to do something?
David Edwards
#!/bin/sh
echo 'Hello World'
Can I brush it anyway?
Brody Scott
You're going to say no to a cute loli like that? Imagine how happy you'll make her.
Justin Foster
main() {
println!("Hello, world!");
}
Isaac Morris
>slowly and deliberately unplugs desktop
Oops.
I guess I'll have to get the brush.
Ethan Stewart
Output (8,1,"Hello World")
Colton Wilson
uhhhh...eerrrrr ..... I'm not a pedophile...
David Cook
>boobs
>loli
pick one
Daniel Cruz
print('Hello World')
Brody Hughes
print("I want to brush your tail")
Parker Ross
#include
int main() {
printf("hello world");
return zero;
}
Gabriel Evans
Who else is waiting for the mods?
Just me?
Oh... Okay...
David Walker
#include
main(){
printf("Hello world!")
}
John Stewart
++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+.
Henry Nelson
...
Robert Johnson
#include
void *main(void)
{
printf("%c%c%c%c%c%c%c%c%c%c%c%c", 0x48, 0x65, 0x6c, 0x6c, 0x6f, 0x20, 0x77, 0x6f, 0x72, 0x6c, 0x64, 0x0a);
return NULL;
}
Eli Foster
h = "H"
e = "e"
l = "l"
l2 = "l"
o = "o"
space = " "
w = "w"
o2 = "o"
r = "r"
l3 = "l"
d = "d"
exclamation_mark = "!"
print(h + e + l + l2 + o + space + w + o2 + r + l3 + d + exclamation_mark)
Owen Smith
But... but I want to brush it...
Carson Johnson
#include
#include
#include
void increment (char *data, size_t length)
{
if (length == 0) {
return;
}
if (*data < 127) {
++*data;
} else {
*data = 0;
increment (data+1, length-1);
}
}
int main (void)
{
char data[15] = {0};
size_t length = sizeof(data);
unsigned char hello_hash[SHA_DIGEST_LENGTH] = {
0x9d, 0x57, 0xe2, 0xb0, 0xaa,
0x39, 0x17, 0x4a, 0x76, 0x84,
0xc1, 0xfb, 0x9c, 0xd0, 0xda,
0xb7, 0xf8, 0x13, 0xe7, 0xac,
};
while (1) {
unsigned char hash[SHA_DIGEST_LENGTH];
SHA1(data, length, hash);
if (memcmp(hello_hash, hash, SHA_DIGEST_LENGTH) == 0) {
printf("%s", data);
return 0;
}
increment(data, length);
}
}
eventually
Charles Clark
hello world
Joseph Rivera
...
Carson Powell
default {
state_entry() {
llSay(0, "HELLO WORLD OR I'LL MAKE YOU BRUSH MY TAIL");
}
}
Robert Hughes
awk 'NR == 3
{
for(i=6 i
Angel Garcia
Main ()
{
Cout ("hello world also can i brush it?")
}
Elijah Taylor
...
Julian Parker
niggers = "Hello world!"
print(niggers)
Asher Fisher
++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+.
Jose Wilson
>When someone beats you to it
:[
Asher Nguyen
Can't do it, guess I'll have to brush your tail.
Joseph Murphy
print("Hello, world!")
David Parker
How would a picture on the Internet tell me what to do?
I ain't gonna write you a single line of code.
Colton Cooper
10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 GOTO 10
David Murphy
javascript:b=document.body;b.innerHTML="";b.style.overflow="hidden";c=document.createElement("canvas");r=(a)=>Math.random()*a;x=c.getContext("2d");for(Z in x)x[Z[0]+(Z[6]||Z[2])]=x[Z];w=c.width=innerWidth;h=c.height=innerHeight;b.appendChild(c);x.textAlign="center";x.lineWidth=3;n=()=>{requestAnimationFrame(n);x.fillStyle="rgba(255,255,255,0.2)";x.fc(0,0,w,h);x.font=80+r(10)+"px comic sans ms";x.sv();x.ta(w/2+r(10),h/2+r(10));x.rt(Math.sin(new Date)/10);x.sT("Hello world",r(5),r(5));x.rr()};n();
Put it into the address bar and have fun
Tyler Scott
Quiz
Hello world!
Kayden Torres
Also note, on Chrome (at least), Copy/paste strips the initial "javascript:" (probably to avoid XSS). So you're gonna have to put it back manually
Parker Barnes
#!/bin/sh
printf 'HELLO WORLD OR I'\''LL MAKE YOU BRUSH MY TAIL'
Anthony Taylor
// coded this on my phone pls no bully
document.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded", function(event) {
var element = document.createElement("span") ;
element.innerHTML = "Hello World!";
document.body.appendChild(element);
});
Benjamin Cook
const logText = opts => {
if (
opts
&& opts.text
&& opts.text.length
&& opts.text.length === seedText.length
&& console
&& console.log
&& typeof console.log === "function"
) {
console.log(opts.text.join(""));
}
};
const seedText = "Hello world";
let textToLog = [];
Array(seedText.length).fill().map((_, i) => {
typeof i === "number"
&& (seedText[i] != undefined)
&& (textToLog.length < seedText.length)
&& (textToLog.push(seedText[i]));
});
logText({ text: [...textToLog].map(char => char && (char)) });
Chase Nguyen
(=
Leo Cox
HAI 1.2
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "Hello world."
KTHXBYE
Josiah Richardson
no
Ian Anderson
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Alexander Peterson
"Hello world";
Chase Diaz
(print "HELLO WORLD")
Carter Moore
Echo "Good luck reinventing the wheel progfags"
Andrew Sanchez
"Hey can you say the words "Hello World"? Trust me it's important."
Brayden Watson
I'm going to brush that tail
Levi Ortiz
>tens and tens of lines of codes just to output "hello world"
Sepples truly is the worst.
Leo Flores
>say "Hello world"
Charles Richardson
you got 2 choices:
1. Write hello world program
2. Brush tail
what's it going to be faggot?
Henry Adams
@echo off
:start
echo "hello world"
goto start
Liam Gray
Here you go:
#define/**/install/**/0[x]=045;p(j);p(k);for(;;){++l;m++;++q;r++;
#define gentoo if((l-44)){p(l);p(l);break;}}m|=3;q^=27;p(m); \
r+=6;t>>=2;t+=7;p(t);p(q);p(m);p(r);p(l) ;p(s); t++;p(t) ;p(10);}
#define/**/i/**Sup Forums*Sup Forums Sup Forums /c/ /d/ /e/ /f/ Sup Forums /gif/ /h/ /hr/*/
#define/**/c/* */char/*/k/ /m/ /o/ /p/ /r/ /s/ /t/ /u/ Sup Forums /vg/*/
#define/**/Anonymous/**/1[x] b-1;i Mon b;j+=4;k++;i a=// /vr/ /w/
#define/* *Sup Forums* */=0144/* /wg/ /i/ /ic/ /r9k/ /s4s/ /cm/ /hm/ */
c x[2];i j b,No b,k b,l b,m b,q b,r b,s b,t b;main(){ //lgbt/ /y/
#define p(o) printf(x, o) //3/ /aco/ /adv/ /an/ /asp/ /biz/ /cgl/
Anonymous 12/12/16*(Mon)*19;55;11*No*57972012;
install gentoo
Jacob Adams
#include
#include
char toPrint[10];
char setString[10];
int sizeof;
void startLoop(int sizeof, char string[]){
for(int i = 0; i
Justin Diaz
org 0x100
mov dx, msg
mov ah, 9
int 0x21
mov dl, 0x0d
mov ah, 2
int 0x21
mov dl, 0x0a
mov ah, 2
int 0x21
mov ah, 0x4c
int 0x21
msg db 'Hello world, lemme brush dat tail!$'
Angel Hughes
console.log("HELLO WORLD");
Also i will still brush your tail i am a weaboo faggot with no friends or social skills.
Jackson Scott
main = putStrLn "Hello, world."
Ryan Howard
console.log("Hello World");
Joseph Jones
console.log('cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen'.replace(/.*/,'hello world'))
Jackson Nelson
public class HelloWorld {
public static void main(String[] args) {
System.out.println("Hello, World");
}
}
Can i pat chen instead?
>Anime
>loli
Daniel Murphy
console.log("faggot thinks he knows regex hello world".replace(/.*x /,''))
Josiah Bennett
#include
using namespace std;
int main (){
cout
Noah Perry
I, uh.... can't do it!
Wyatt Fisher
print("Hello world.")
Cameron Lee
#include
int main() {
puts("Hello world!");
return 0;
}
Isaiah Morgan
They're called oppailolis, friendo
Ryder Cook
#include
#include
int main() {
const char helloWorld[] = { 72, 101, 108, 108, 111, 32, 119, 111, 114, 108, 100, 33, 0 };
printf("%s\n", helloWorld);
system("pause");
return 0;
}
it just works
Samuel Cooper
(format t "Hello, world")
Wyatt Thomas
print 'dlrow olleh' [::-1]
Jackson Martinez
Hello world
Jayden Moore
>touch fluffy tail
Jack Phillips
/thread
Ayden Sanders
const int main[] = {
-443987883, 440, 113408, -1922629632,
4149, 899584, 84869120, 15544,
266023168, 1818576901, 1461743468, 1684828783,
-1017312735
};
Luis Butler
some people need to consider suicide
Thomas Reed
>implying I don't like once a week
Ha ha, joke's on you!
Owen Davis
>system()
Jose Fisher
Fuck this Autistic Thread
Hello World!
Nicholas Green
console.log("Hello World!");
Carson Allen
>program
Markup languages are not programming
Brayden Peterson
package "nigger"
import "fmt"
func main() {
fmt.Println("hello world")
fmt.Println("also OP is a nigger")
}
Dominic Robinson
Lolis with tits are a thing but I wouldn't call that image if Ran a loli. It's just a cute art style.
Eli Bell
...
Nicholas Gomez
Excuse me
#!/usr/bin/perl
my @letters = ('a'..'z',' ','!');
my $string;
sub create_string {
for ($i=0;$i
Jordan Cooper
Also can I brush your tail while it executes?
Blake Myers
firefox does this too (at least on my machine)
Lincoln Hall
#include
int main(int argc, char** argv){
printf("Hello world!\n");
return 0;
}
But... can I brush your tail anyway? It looks so cute and fluffy, like you. :blush:
Parker Sanders
puts (
%w{72 101 108 108 111 32 87 111 114 108 100}
.map { |nr| nr.to_i.chr }
.join
)
Blake Hernandez
kek
Kayden King
>not checking the return value of printf
Evan Richardson
>char** argv
It's "char *argv[]" actually
kys
Nathan Anderson
int main()
{
cout
John Cooper
#!/usr/bin/env python print "HELLO WORLD"
> MFW bitches don't know their request was case-sensitive
This guy's got the right idea!
Jonathan Smith
Doesn't exist out of animu.
Shit taste, bro.
Joshua Murphy
Nice one liner you got there. Shame that it's just a useless comment.
Levi Myers
SELECT 'I want to brush the fluffy tail' FROM dual;
Andrew Peterson
#!/bin/sh
echo "HELLO WORLD OR I'LL MAKE YOU BRUSH MY TAIL"
chmod +x program.sh
Jack Lee
What's wrong with it?
Grayson Cruz
I'm aware that this is a joke but jesus fucking christ