Reminder: You will never get laid if you use Android

Reminder: You will never get laid if you use Android

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yea i dont want to get laid with a whore anyway

>this thread again

I could fuck any girl I want. If I was gonna take the risks involved though I would pick the most attractive one I could find.

Nice meme

But user ive already gotten laid

Not true my wife uses Android and she gets laid all the time

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>tfw despite having an iPhone, still not getting laid

You guys do realize these are feminist whores and niggers saying this, right?

99% of women don't give two shits about what phone you use, and the ones who do care are just dumb whores anyway, nothing of value was lost.

>small 4.7 iphones
>attractive
Lul

This, why does Sup Forums act like putting your did in a STD filled cesspit is a good idea at all?

Stop posting teenage drama, no one cares.

The scary part is these are 25-30 year old whores and niggers doing this kind of shit. They literally never grew up more than 13 years old mentally.

>mfw she will 100% respond to your 'green bubble' if she knows you work in tech and have 8 figgers in your bank account

You do realize nobody is taking this seriously, right?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conspicuous_consumption

I slept with women before the iPhone was invented. I still do, while owning an android. Grow up, teenager.

My last gf broke up with me because she felt like she 'couldn't communicate' with me

I had an android and she had a iphone

this is a real issue

That was just your aspergers, Andrew

She got another guy and gave you that reason to break up with you.

You're just a cuck.

>I had an android
>and she had an iphone, this
>is a real issue

nice haiku

Who cares

phew dodged the bullet there.

>Green text
>Bubbles
She a newfag

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hookers still respond to green text bubbles

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>1 RT
>6 Likes
>Thinkin this pleb's opinion matters

Kek

Can someone explain to me why these dumbshits are making such a fuzz about the color of the text balloon? I've never understood why.

>fiancé uses an iPhone
>I use a Samsung s5
Looks like OP is just another faggot

This is a pro-apple marketing thread.

>they can't change the color of their chat bubbles

These are paid shills by Apple to inflict peer pressure on Android users. They did their research, they know most of them are virgins and socially awkward so if females start rejecting them over bubbles, they will switch to Apple.

Once again using a wet vagina to manipulate men.

Fuck these people, they can suck my dick.

>when you feel your thread didn't solicit enough attention so you make it again multiple times

yeah for real. I don't mind some shitposting but this is too much OP. if a thread dies naturally with

Sounds mentally unbalanced

>wife
>my
>gf
>my
>fiance
>my

ameritards lmao

This is true. My wife has an iphone and I have an S7 Edge and i never get laid anymore.

Nah son, you ain't gettin laid no more cuz you married.

>iCucks don't know what an sms is
Owdy

>use iphone
>turn off imessages
Guess I'll never have a chance

>I slept with women before
Your mom doesn't count user

Does she bring over Jamal?

Joke's on you; I'll never get laid with an iPhone either.

>caring what superficial whores and niggers think about what you use to call your mom and watch porn in toilet

I don't like vapid thots

My girlfriend and I have androids and we fuck every time I visit her. :^)

If you actually believe that you're a dumbass

>Living in a third world shithole like the US where people still use SMS

El
Oh
El

>caring about technological choices

It must feel nice to be 12 again

>xbox vs ps wars
>intel vs amd wars