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Well that kills the birth rate.
Holy shit japan, get your shit together.
That guy is 1 step away from trading his tie for a rope.
That shit is 2800 USD.
Sounds like a deal.
I'm 1 step away from never desiring 3D female interaction again.
Come at me, future!
Why is she in a jar
Call me when she can walk around and take dick
3DPD BTFO
Call me when it can sit on my face.
Until they're not sentient or very intricate programming makes them ever-evolving and barely indistinguishable from a human being, I'm not interested
>Welcome home user!
>I've made you dinner
>Starts up wifi microwave with hungryman dinner inside
>"Thanks honey, looks great!"
call me again when you're Cortana with Windows Cortana integration
don't this guy have a real gf through?
Might as well get a lazy white girlfriend. At leat you can fuck that once a year.
"feels great"
Tfw no qt2dwaifu
>that part when he's seriously texting his AI gf and chuckles to himself
>coworker passes by
>who are you talking too?
>oh nobody
>coworker spreads rumor that you finally got a girlfriend
>everyone is happy for you
>That shit is 2800 USD.
cheaper than a 3dpd. and she won't leave you and take half of what you own.
*Hungry Salaryman Dinneru
where do you get these funny chinese reaction images
>coming back from work
>hungry and tired
>try to open apartment
>"I can't let you do that, onii-chan"
fuck thats awesome
While I am impressed to see the advancement of DA A.I.
These newer ones are actually becoming marginally helpful compared to Clippy.
I am deeply trouble by how we use them. This video takes my concern to full blown fear.
Underrated
The best part will be when this thing costs $3000 and the company STILL sells your personal data.
...
Do you even on-device AI?
I think she's a Touhou girl, but I don't know which one. I've looked for these images too, but none of the normie sites have any mention of them.
Found it!
twitter.com
>You know, somebody's home for me
>Feels great
Captcha: End call
thanks a lot
Can you set it to tsundere?
>That rumor spreads to your female coworkers
>That drives them to you, thinking it's a 3D gf
>tfw you get a 3D gf thanks to a 2D gf
>2D waifu won't be even mad
>"Good night"
ya, until the 3dpd girl comes to your house and laughs at how pathetic you are.
the 2d gf will be mad at you and not turn the lights and ac on anymore
One of the guys behind this was the lead for Love Plus, so they'll probably add a tsundere waifu eventually
This is some truly depressing shit. Where can I buy one?
So how does it talk with/message the user? Is it like Eliza but with voice recognition software
>ac
>in Japan
lol
>Japan still struggling with negative birth rates
>this will sell like pancakes
So I guess in the end China won
Holy shit, this is the most depressing advertisement I've ever seen
>you know, somebody is home for me
>feels great
what happens when he realizes the emptiness inside him can't be filled with a simulated AI waifu?
I only wish AI would develop faster so that these things were actually sentient, then I would actually support this thing. But for what it is now it just makes me incredibly sad inside
Rise and shine wagecuck.
this is seriously depressing.
kek
>AI
>ever becoming sentient
>humans ever beating the eternal development bottleneck
No user.
This gave me the keks
please user, at least let me have hope
It begins.
>giving the botnet an anime girl appearance
Clever chinks
In the age of cheating whores it is only natural that men find alternatives
>what happens when he realizes the emptiness inside him can't be filled with a simulated AI waifu?
Many people have been filling that emptiness with just pictures of their waifus and it works well for them.
This thing is capable of interacting with you, it'll be more than adequate for the job.
Based Japan
virtual AI waifus can't come soon enough
Integration with those USB onaholes when?
That's the saddest thing I ever saw.
Where do I get one?
It can't be much worse than what I do now.
>Lay down on bed with sasayaki audio from kitsune asking about my day and whispering in my ears until I fall a sleep
You niggers didn't bother investigating further. It's limited to Japanese language support only.
No, it's already way down and the target group would be childless nonetheless or they would copulate with the most horrifying women. It's a win for the gene pool.
Source: I'm in target group.
but not cheaper than your mom
>He doesn't speak Japanese.
He does
He's also world champion jacking off and his job is wanking. He practices while his gf cooks for him
anyone have the even in a perfect world there is only sadness greentext bout android waifus
Japan has AC, but no central heating
Waifufags are disgusting
...
I cringed hard
This
I've heard japanese people are having less and less "real" sex. Sexbots, sleeves and 2D holowaifus incoming. Finally a great time to be alive
this tbqh
>arrive home
>see another pair of (male) shoes inside
>walk into living room
>see Chad and your robotfu
>"aawww shit bro, I didnt know she had a bf, sorry man ;)"
>usb
found the retard
This is IoT, it will be wireless and over the internet, So you can carry your wireless onahole and have it be controlled based on your arousal level readings from your heart monitor on your wrist.
It's kind of depressing when he goes "feels great having someone to come home to" or whatever. Being alone is really shitty and I think a lot of people don't get that.
These are the same people who go "oh noooo how could that dude have killed himself or shot up the school", but don't give two shits otherwise.
Either way I'm totally interested in robotics in the future. Particularly sexbots and romance bots, since those stand to really shake up the "boy chase girl" dynamic
Good goy
Stop that.
There won't be a future for long if people stopped pursuing real relationships, desu
This is a botnet I wouldn't mind falling for
I want a Clippy AI gf now
In anime they often have AC
The life.
>it can tell you the weather
>and respond "Hmmm" to any question
wow amazing
But how does that display work? I want it.
I guess it works like the Hatsune Miku hologram
Yea, but this doesn't leave that much to the imagination. You can make your waifu say anything you want and have any voice you want if it's just a picture.
"Hmmm" is a way of saying "Yes" in pretty much every language
This is a botnet for high risk of going postal virgins
Don't worry, NSA will backdoor it just in case
A literal suicide(+murder) watch
So...with that shape, can I assume there's an onahole built in?
ざねんですよね
あなた間抜けだぜ
This costs $20 a month and you can only send/ receive 100 texts a MONTH
GARBAGE
Cringed so hard my heart stopped for a sec.
Finally, getting closer to owning my own Hand Maid May
>glad that someone cares about me
That's depressing
It's not his mom, his dad, his little sis, his gf he comes home to
It's a fucking lava lamp with a chatbot
maybe his parents are dead and his gf cheated on him?
Ten hours earlier:
> "Good morning, hubando-san!"
> "Remeber to take the TV dinner out of the >freezer and remember to enable the >microwave interface program so I can cook your dinner when you text me to let >me know you are on your way home."
holy shit that's cringy
Can I upload different waifus to it? This is important.
So you'd rather the guy come home to nothing?
Fucking normalfags, I swear to god, if I ever see you in public, I'll rape you there and beat you down.
Self driving car and auto loading freezer-microwave combo when
What the fuck. I actually feel bad for these people now.
You don't just accept having such a sad life, god dammit, you fight and get out of it. What the fuck. I'm upset now.