33C3: Works For Me #3

33rd Chaos Communication Congress

Wednesday schedule:
fahrplan.events.ccc.de/congress/2016/Fahrplan/schedule/1.html

Thursday schedule:
fahrplan.events.ccc.de/congress/2016/Fahrplan/schedule/2.html

Streams:
streaming.media.ccc.de/33c3

Last thread:

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media.ccc.de/v/33c3-7949-wheel_of_fortune
media.ccc.de/v/33c3-8026-a_story_of_discrimination_and_unfairness
media.ccc.de/c/33c3?sort=date
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Recommended talks - Thursday:
Memory Deduplication: The Curse that Keeps on Giving
Dissecting modern (3G/4G) cellular modems
Do as I Say not as I Do: Stealth Modification of Programmable Logic Controllers I/O by Pin Control Attack
Decoding the LoRa PHY

basically everything that's red in the fahrplan

>tfw still no current waifu roulette

Wtf is wrong with you guys, i thought this is Sup Forums

Not enough material yet, maybe tomorrow I'll do it

though i wanted to move on this year

Guys what talks are you looking forward to.
I kinda got late in the game I was doing other shit.

I've seen literally 2 females that might pass

Call lube

+49 40-231889-LUBE if you're a faggot who couldn't get a ticket and needs some lube

Talks by men:
- Building a high throughput low-latency PCIe based SDR
- Predicting and Abusing WPA2/802.11 Group Keys
- Formal Verification of Verilog HDL with Yosys-SMTBMC
- Dissecting modern (3G/4G) cellular modems
- Stealth Modification of Programmable Logic Controllers I/O by Pin Control Attack

Talks by women:
- Anthropology for kids
- A Data Point Walks Into a Bar (How cold data can make you feel things)
- The Untold Story of Edward Snowden’s Escape from Hong Kong (and How You Can Help the Refugees Who Saved His Life)
- Making Technology Inclusive Through Papercraft and Sound
- The woman behind your WiFi (Hedy Lamarr: Frequency Hopping in Hollywood)
- Edible Soft Robotics (An exploration of candy as an engineered material)

media.ccc.de/v/33c3-7949-wheel_of_fortune

So far this is the only talk that was interesting

Any "highlights" this year?

They ran Steam on PS4 so thats something.

The Carmen Sandiego talk on hacking airline ticketing systems

The Dieselgate talks

The EFF talk on Apple v FBI

History of Parliament fights (for the lulz)

GEEE

>not wanting a qt thicc haekse, who can defend you in your basement

Of course they are russians.

>He has to stream

I can't understand this Olga.

Fuck Steam

I saw you take this picture you fagit
I sit a few rows behind you

I saw you see him take the picture. Get a room you two faggots

I'm watching you read this post

I saw you make that post

Spooky
Can anyone take a good pic of Olga to use in waifs roulette

get a room and fug but record it for us pls :3

I'm up for it
Only if we use the fug rooms here on the Congress

you hear that otheranon hes up for it pls meet and fug pls :3

I'm not gonna look behind me, are you qt

No
Look behind you

I refuse

not him but dont be a scared faggot and do it

I'll give a drink to anyone who takes a good picture of Olga

Hee I sit next to you. Take pic pls

lmao you got the wrong guy im not even on the same continent fampai

3oh!3 thread? i love 3oh!3

I'm still next to you

>tfw you'll never suck your geekfu in a ccc toilet

come fug me then faggot :3

In a gender neutral toilet that is

Here I come!

>germany
>gender neutral
sounds about right :^)

p-p-pls no bully ok user-kun

Why are Russian female hackers the only ones that are feminine?

>russians women are gorgeous generally

But anglo/German female hackers are always complete dykes

Who are you quoting?

You

>
>You
I quote you

WHO DROPPED THAT BOTTLE!

It was me

anyone have olga nudes?

Sup Forums day 2 party where ?
These pussies didn't even tap my shoulder

I'm still here m8

Well I'm not

Go to techno lounge

And then

Dance with us

install gentoo

post pics pls

>tfw cracked open a beer and waiting for fefe

I'm drunk af right now and waiting for fefe. This is gonna be a long ride.

i saw you seeing him see him take the photo, orgy in my room tonight?

Kill yourself, you worthless piece of shit.

how to use subtitles

learn german

>learning a cuck language that will soon to be replaced with arabic
no thanks

how to make the stream not die every 10 seconds? mpv didn't help

...

Who did you quote?

Why the fuck is the only good talk for today (thursday) the "Making Technology Inclusive Through Papercraft and Sound" by bunny? Nothing else is even new

Trump BTFO

see

better call 3631

Anyone selling weed at this hour?

number doesn't work faggot.

HMU - 1389

who wants to give vc weed at 33c3? So I can leach off him.

number gives me the number doesn't exist beeps

media.ccc.de/v/33c3-8026-a_story_of_discrimination_and_unfairness
Really makes one think... How is it possible that someone at post-PhD in STEM at a top university just talks about social justice? Was giving education to women a mistake?

Who's vc?

the cock.li guy

After having been sat in the same chair and no sleep for 72 hours, I no longer want to be released and want the gas turned back on.

bump for technology!

If you have missed some stuff, here's the download page for the previous talks:
>media.ccc.de/c/33c3?sort=date
What I'd reccomend:
>carmen sandiego
>hacking iot locks
>the PS4 talk (spoiler: he runs gentoo on it and also otherwise really entertaining)
>maybe that ting about random numbers on embedded systems
>

Oh, and shut up and take my money.
Nice story about how a hiped fintech startup absolutely fucked up every single security measure on their app and whole infrastructure in general.

Gone in 60 Milliseconds was also interesting/entertaining

Morning

>Preserving documentation of (((human rights violations))) - Jeff Deutch, Hadi Al-Khatib
gee i wonder who is behind this

Why does a gathering that is meant to be anti-censorship have a bunch of talks given on how to "fight" (read: identify and censor) badthink?

In Russia females are female, and males are drunk. However, females can evolve into full babushka.

>want to understand radare more
>dev just tells you that he is better and you just have to git gud

>talk in the next room is about how society shouldn't have standards

The DPRK tablet talk is good.

Why nu-hackers love social conditioning so much?

>anti atom fags
Oh boy

Atom is a shit editor.

>I'm a professional activist
Why

Aloha snakbar?

Saal 6 stream ded

Ali Abbad Al Assad Hadid Majid Al Abassi might have had something to do with the stream

What's with the woowoo quantum physics stuff going on in saal2?

get engaged :^)