Press back

>press back
>it doesn't go back

>press control
>still have no control over anything in your life

> progress bar quickly goes to 100%
> actually finishes minutes later

>press fn
>no fins anywhere to be seen

It was probably already back.

>press alt+right
>brings up Sup Forums

>press cmd
>command line won't open

>Press caps lock.
>CAP FALLS OFF.

>press esc
>they still catch me

>press windows
>no additional windows appear on the wall

>Press spacebar
>Not instantly teleported to a bar in space
Why live?

>Press home
>Still in a coffee shop

>Windows 7
>Press Ctrl Shift ESC
>Task manager won't open

>press c.
>now i can see
#woke

>press print scrn
>but who was printer?

>alt
>not f+a+r

>press insert key
>nothing is in my urethra

>Press U
>But its still me

>press scroll lock
>it doesn't lock scroll

>press f, a, g, g, o and t simultaneously
>brings up OP's post

>press scroll lock again
>opens elder scroll

>press T
>forgot to get crumpets

>liked

OP here, do you have two g keys?

pressing g with two fingers gives you double g

he has those g1 g2 ... macros dude

...

you got me

> press x
> didn't won

> press f
> respects wasn't paid

>Press F
>>Pay respects

>press the "fn" button
>still not having fun

>press "backspace"
>doesn't replace previous character with space

I've been trying to do this for like 15 minutes now.

>arrive to work early
>press the "Insert" key on all the computers in the workplace
>entire company shuts down for the day due to belief of virus attack
>paid day off

>need to shutdown the computer
>click Start

>pres ctrl alt del
>it doesn't FUCKING WORK

>program freezes
>"program has stopped responding. Close program or check for a solution?"
>close program
>"windows is checking for a solution before closing"

>what is javascript

>press alt+c
>write in code
>who am I quoting?

>he went from $current_webpage to Sup Forums and then clicked the back button
I think we all know who's the real Sup Forums here.

impossible

that's the best idea i've ever seen