Can i program a gf?

can i program a gf?

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Dude just bee yourself

I'm just me and I get laid all the time

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>tfw debugging your gf

no but you can find a remote job, move to thailand and fuck daily.

>tfw created a backdoor to your gf

>tfw cross compiled gf

>tfw recursive gf

>tfw added layers of abstraction to your gf

>tfw initialized a pointer to my gf's pussy

>tfw singleton usage of class gf

>your gf is published under GPL

>laid
>get
>i

>tfw subclassing gf

>Your girlfriend is published under WTFPL

>tfw your gf has an MIT licence

the fuck is wrong with that

you wouldn't be required to publish changes to her

>This whole thread.

Same for the GPL, unless you yourself let everyone else use your modified version.

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> tfw java gf
> tfw her pussy is hidden by a protected method

>tfw javascript gf.js
>tfw bunch of countless different npm packages handles her basic actions and functionalities
>tfw node-gf-eating-handler is handled by a mad pajeesh
>tfw your gf develops eating disorder and becomes fat cuz javascript is shit

>What you want her to look like, vs what she actually looks like.

>Javascript

>exploits zero day bug
>makes it so she bites your dick off when you cum.

Better wait until they plug that hole, so another one can be opened.

Yeah, it's easy.

>get a kinda shlubby gf
>get her into fitness and weightlifting
>get her into YouTube/Instagram makeup videos

Congrats, you've reprogrammed a 6/10 out of shape girl into a 9/10 Instagram Baddie.

>tfw the parent classes of your gf are using the observer pattern

New Sup Forums project. Your very own command line waifu. She says nice things to make you feel good about yourself.

I have already done this in C#

If you've seen starship troopers you've seen a vagina.

a javascript GF would be confusing from day 1 because it's async instead of the more intuitive normal programming every other language uses

also in javascript you make one small slip and it's gonna silently fail and give you undefined behavior

jwz.org/blog/2010/10/every-day-i-learn-something-new-and-stupid/

>Code waifu AI
>Save enough neetbucks to have a robot body for her
>It's one of those rare few days during the year when smog is not so dense that you can't even see the sun
>Holding her hand you dare to take your waifu out for a walk
>Meet and inocent looking older gentleman who asks for time
>Before you could realise what was happening your waifu answered and a pair of gender confused thugs in problem glasses jumped you two and had you detained for violating the GPL
>Copyleft SJW lawyers lawyer'd that interaction with someone else constituted distribution of the materiel in question thus forced you to share her
>And watch as they did

That would require the AGPL.

>not being able to get a decent looking woman.
Jesus you fags are sad.