Wife wants me to make a "sex tape" with iMovie

I'm concerned about the footage getting hacked off the Mac. Should I be?

I use the built in camera on the MacBook, record using Quicktime "Movie Recording". Edit it together in iMovie.

Comes together pretty nicely.

Question is about security. Maybe I've watch too much Mr Robot, but is there any way "bad guys" can get the files off my MacBook from across the internet?

That is, is it possible I could have some kind of virus or malware on my Mac that is communicating or granted access to bad guys?

Any advice is appreciated.

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Your wife is an idiot.

>Wife
>Mac
>Sex
Something doesn't add up here.

>Wife wants me to make a "sex tape" with iMovie
Who cares? You'll be on the wrong side of the camera, while Tyrone is driving her skull through the headboard.

Post all the footage here and we'll edit it for you

>wife
>Sup Forums
Wait a minute

Weren't all mac users homosexual?

If they can get your sex tape you have much bigger problems then people seeing you and your wife fuck

As long as you've destroyed the internet chip in your mac, you should be fine. Then no one can reach it over the internet.

yes

when op says wife he means beard

Stop being a fucking faggot your damn pussy

>internet
>women
Something is very wrong right here

>mac
It is your wife's mac I assume? Or is it a cross dressing man?

In any case don't listen to her advice on what technology you should use. There is no safe way to make a sex tape. If you are going to do it then assume that it will come into the wrong hands.

Sup Forums used to have threads where we peeked at people who did not know their cameras was connected to the internet. Sometimes find naked people in those videos

>but is there any way "bad guys" can get the files off my MacBook from across the internet?

They do it all the time... For example the so called "fappening" where celebrities who owned Apple products was able to get all nude photos all over the internet.

>That is, is it possible I could have some kind of virus or malware on my Mac that is communicating or granted access to bad guys?

Of course it is.

>Sup Forums used to have threads where we peeked at people who did not know their cameras was connected to the internet. Sometimes find naked people in those videos
Those were unsecured IP cams though, hacking a webcam would require some effort on your part, rather than just an IP address and maybe a password.

In any case, I honestly have no idea who would give a shit about OP's porn. Unless you're a celebrity or some other figure of worth (that could be say bribed) you just don't have anything to care about.

Sad that /x/ of all fucking boards constantly has threads about unsecured webcams/security looking for spooks and nudes while we have 20 apple shilling threads instead.

just buy a cheap video camera and edit the footage offline if you are really that worried

>>Wife
>>Mac
>>Sex

>Sup Forums

>For example the so called "fappening" where celebrities who owned Apple products was able to get all nude photos all over the internet.
That was done via social engineering people's iCloud logons, not cracking their Macs. I realize the end-result is the same but the means is quite different.

He never specified he will be fucking the wife.

Kek

That's just your fantasy.
Your hatred of gays is just misdirected anger stemming from being a poorfag who can't afford a mac.

He asked if there is a way bad guys can get the info of his mac. Even paranoid security nerds might fall for social engineering tricks.

butthurt homo

Post it you faggot

am i on Sup Forums or google questions

I tried using iMovie last week. It was awful. Ended up pirating Final Cut Pro.
But no OP, you should be fine.

This is the weirdest thread I've seen all year

Just stop touching computers and go outside.

if your computer is connected to the internet, then it is vulnerable, period; but ask yourself who the fuck would want to waste time to steal some random guy's sex tape? it is more likely that it would be someone you know, or someone that lives near you, and the most likely thing of all is that it makes its way to the internet by your own hand or your wife's

just secure your network and don't do try to send the video over the net and you will be fine

OP, nobody gives a flying fuck about you to the extent that they're going to try to hack your shit to get a sex tape that they don't even know exists. You're not important. There's millions of videos of people fucking available for free. Why do you think you're that important?

absolutely degenerate

Bloody hell I don't browse Sup Forums too often but is this what it's come to? Surely you fags need better moderation to keep tripe off here

I fucking saw that movie cause a grill wanted to see it.

I swear to god the whole thing felt like a brainwash from Apple.

You slipped up, faggot. I just gained your IP from heapsorting the octets in the hex array of your image's metadata script. I am a seasoned hacker using Kali Linux on my chromebook through live USB and I will have complete access to your home network in less that 800 seconds. You are fucking finished.

I'm almost sure that mods and janitors are in on the rampant shitposting here.

>I'm concerned about the footage getting hacked off the Mac. Should I be?
Yes. Even more if it's not fully encrypted and not stored in a safe.

>built in camera
It's shit.

>Quicktime
It's shit.

>iMovie
Shit.

>Comes together pretty nicely.
It doesn't.

>Maybe I've watch too much Mr Robot
It's shit. Any amount is too much.

>is there any way "bad guys" can get the files off my MacBook from across the internet?
Yes. There is always a way. Even more for you being the tech illiterate you seems to be.

>some kind of virus or malware on my Mac
A virus is a kind of malware.
Yes. That specific kind of malware is called trojan horse. They are not very common on macs, but it's certainly possible.

>Any advice is appreciated.
Download a live GNU/Linux distribution, write to a DVD-R. Use it to film, edit, encrypt and store on other media, preferably a read-only one. Don't ever access it with your toy OS, always access it with the GNU/Linux image.
Don't use any proprietary software for making the movie.
Even better, don't use proprietary software at all.

That's not 100%


From: A paranoid Schizophrenic

>Mac
Found your problem.

Shes a MtF post op trans

>wife
>believing op's "wife" exists

remove the shillfaggotry and product placement
and you have yourself the start of some nice pasta.

Apple is an NSA partnet, 100% chance the nsa director will jack it to that video

If you backup to iCloud then Apple will have full access to it.

Just save the file to a USB or SD card, not on your mac. Whenever you and the wife-unit want to watch, insert the media and view it from that.

>wife
>implying

Sextapes are meant to be recorded on video cassette and left unedited. Try again.

>That is, is it possible I could have some kind of virus or malware on my Mac that is communicating or granted access to bad guys?

Yes.

Why not use a proper video camera?

I guess using a Macbook as a handheld camera while recording your wife having sex with someone will be cumbersome as fuck.

Its a cuck type of sex movie

use a mac selfie stick, she'll love it

What's the point of a sex tape? With the amount of time you're going to spend making it you could be enjoying something interesting like a book.

It's exciting and will make it sexier.

Nice meme OP. Knew this smelled of reddit

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>iMovie

Use premier and aftereffects to REALLY spice up that sex tape.

are you a retard?

That was a terrible movie. I regret letting myself watch it.

C U C K
U
C
K

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Listen kiddo, i bet you couldnt decode a base64 from a binary string. I know all of the encodings and encryptions from the back of my hand. I could send you a virus right now and make your puter that your mommy bought you go byebye. See my display name? Yep, I'm in anonymous. I'm the leader actually. I've ran multiple operations on hidden deepdarknet mIRCs and could onion route your null ping from icmp using tracer-t to dox the site you're currently on. I'm currently telneting your http client ports to send to my kali linux, where I have access to a range of tools, which I'll use each one to slowly dissect your ip address until it becomes 0, you'll be ddos'd for an entire lifetime.