Try to press ctrl + w to close tab

>try to press ctrl + w to close tab
>hit ctrl + q instead

>try to press ctrl + w to close tab
>hit ctrl + shift + w instead

>used to be a gaymer
>NEVER miss the W key
h-heh

>try to press ctrl + d to close terminal
>hit rm -rf / instead

>try to press ctrl + v to paste over selected text
>hit ctrl + c instead

>try to press backspace after jokingly typing em -rf /
>hit enter instead

>try to press ctrl-shift-i
>hit gf instead

Have you tried not using a shit browser?

Amazing how you managed to get 3 things wrong in a 6 character command because you're a newfag trying to meme
(You)

>trying to copy paste some text to a girl-friend on facebook
>ctrl c ctrl v that shit
>it's starting to load in a picture
>"wait, it was just some text, what the... OH SHIT"
>quickly close browser before it finishes uploading
>open paint and check was being sent
>it's a print screen of my desktop with porn and lewd pictures open all over the place

dodged a bullet lads

>try to hit gf
>slap my hand instead

Maybe she would have liked it and wanted to watch and/or make some with you.

>2017
>being ashamed of your sexuality

>have ctrl+q set to open the page in mpv
oops

I peg camels while a baboon blows my ass.

>go to Sup Forums
>fall for the 16GB of RAM meme

>try to have gf
>have bf instead

Does he have a vagina?

No.
He ain't even 2D. He's 3D shit.
Why even live?

>he

gay

>CTR + q doesn't quit
>Need CTR + shift + q

>using backspace instead of ctrl-h
Winbabies never learn.

Stop bully.
I will have nice waifu when I grow up!

>type sudo rm -fr /* in a VM
>don't keep in mind this deletes shared folders either
>2TB HDD completely deleted

true story

>ctrl + f to search
>press ctrl + d instead
>bookmark added
>tfw have hundreds of bookmarks I don't need because I'm shit at typing
>too lazy to delete them

EVERY FUCKING TIME

Is there a way to change this fucking hotkey? It's extremely retarded.

ctrl + q does nothing though

Stop using Windows.

Why should I, if it is obviously superior, because it has no stupid, useless hotkeys?

Delete and get out.

>Then instinctevley press ctrl z to try and undo the copy command

>looking for good thread
>find this thread instead

> use CTRL+R to search bash
> execute wrong command

> have command pasted
> execute on wrong box or wrong folder

Use ctrl+F4 instead?