/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/ we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

>Discord link
discord.gg/6WehyUv

>Telegram group
telegram.me/chinkshitgeneral

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki: (Reading required)
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic v1.4
qt.vidyagam.es/IcDmsJb.jpg

>News
• Xiaomi Mi4 explodes in classroom 3rd party chargers are suspected to be the cause • user can't be bothered to send his tablet in • user has let chink shit pile up while he was away for the holidays • Another variation on the Journey to the West • user's cat responds to his new fake cat toy • Even Chinese sellers on eBay are stopping the sale of "Tea" • user's first Chink Shit purchase includes some of the more memed products • ZUK Z2 Pro gets further discounted • user plans on posting some webms of his new quad • A seller promotes 3ds screen protectors with a included gift (a R4 card) user only got the R4 Card but no screen protectors • user wonders about the legalities of his AliExpress scheme

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=U3XelCOWFSw
steamcommunity.com/VeryRummy/wishlist
amazon.com/Neewer-1-Channel-Microphone-Condenser-Recording/dp/B014H8AWGC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1483487431&sr=8-1&keywords=neewer 48v
gsmarena.com/honor_6x_handson-blog-22496.php
s.aliexpress.com/bAn6BviI
i.imgur.com/vuPbK6y.jpg
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Previous thread

The other thread didn't reach bump limit.

Are you really this desperate?

The other thread is still alive.

That's it, RegularOP has to go.

nice tripfagcode

Samefag.

Mods do something about this attention-seeking tripfag.

Not sure if this pic is allowed. But I used the male masturbator and like my dick head has been burning all night. Woke up and all my skin is peeling. Its not smegma btw. It smell rly nice. But looks gross

Then why the fuck are you bumping the new one?

Top kek. Which did you use?

>implying not bumping it will make it go away

RegularOP doesn't delete his own threads, only mods do. And because none of his shitposts in the other thread got deleted it is safe to assume they're not around.

Your dick doesn't belong on this board

(You)th

Still stings. Should have a shower

Enjoy your dick cancer.

are you mad that you didn't beat him this time?

bought a phone case for my rn3p
but the product has since been taken down for blatantly stealing an artist's work and putting it on their phone cases without his permission (and using the artist's name in the product title)

looks nice for $1.50 but holy shit it's so thin
there's no silicone buffer or anything, it's just a flimsy thin tiny plastic

I like what I got for the price but I'm ordering a new thicker one asap, shit's so skinny it scares me

what's the best rn3p case on gearbest? i've got like 3 bucks worth of GB points

Unless it was a Chinese artist I don't see why they would care. They steal plenty of images and even people's personal photos to use in promotions.

Looks like leprosy. It's a known issue with some toys due to the lack of hygienic conditions during the production process.

not as mad as he was when he camped the thread on xmas day but mummy called him downstairs for turkey tendies at the wrong time and he missed out and his thread got deleted

What?

Fuck the tripfag. He has gone too far.

He'll keep making threads earlier and earlier and keep samefagging and shitposting in current threads to make them reach bump limit. It needs to stop.

Does that mean it's going to fall off?

Leprosy. Visit doc ASAP and enjoy your free trip to hawaii

Its not leprosy. I have read the Bible and know the effects

No, it becomes insensitive. And spreads disease into ur body.

Will 2017 be the year of comfy? Let us know what you think in the comments below

youtube.com/watch?v=U3XelCOWFSw

Thanks god to live in atheist country.

2spoopy4me

why does this autist hate regular OP so much
you may have gotten some support if it was a Chinese Shopping thread

>atheist country
Its a Christian country

So true

Nope, the most atheist country in the world.

Chinks are Catholic

wtf was comfy thinking
people come to watch his videos expecting his soothing voice which conjures images of his moist soft boipussy.
not for creepy ass background sounds and no content

Who is talking about chinks?

Did you use lubricant? That may be the issue. Looks almost friction burned.

nope
everyone know chinks worship the almighty dollar, chaiman mao and the glorious communist party

Darn. And I was so close to buying a

Fresh Full Silicone Real Sex Doll With Big Ass+Realistic Pussy Sex Toys for Men Masturbator Anal/Anus Vagina Sex Doll

The USA is a Christian country

Kek

How dare you post someone else's waifu

If it's made out if silicon and no one in the reviews are saying it smells bad. Go ahead and buy it.

who is that cutie?
is that comfy?

Anons diseased penis has scared me off.

implying she's not my waifu

Shiet son, enjoy your chink penis from now on.

no this is

he put chinkshit on his dick !
the madman actually did it !!!

WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK WOULD YOU STICK YOU DICK IN ANYTHING THAT'S FROM CHINA?

DO YOU WANT TO DIE? BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU FUCKING DIE

Nice try Lithu

and so the mods deleted chinkdick user's post
now no one will learn from his mistakes

Posting news from the other thread, because these are low effort and rushed.

>News
• user wonders if he can dispute twice • user gives advice on a BM800 cable • user weighs in on the male prostate stimulator • user receives his Nomos watch • user receives autism cube and tea , with message saying "tea" is no longer sold on AliExpress. • user asks for advice on what to ask for his defective tablet • user asks for advice on shipping to the United States • user receives his Y-start Jin02 knife, "10/10 would buy again" • user receives a bunch of chink shit • user posts AliExpress coupons • user claims Alipay customer support will give your password to anyone with a similar address • user has a bad first experience with AliExpress • user receives a comic with his order • user claims BM800 doesn't need phantom power , another user chimes in with some BM800 advice • user receives his cat toy, "I love it." • user receives headphones, xDuoo X3, Tohaoll SD cards and quads • user compares the iPod Classic and xDuoo X2, "not much difference" • Zuk Z2 Pro's price gets slashed to $287 • user receives an illegal knife, a loosening key holder and wrong colored rucksack • user takes his Hubsan H501S X4 for a spin, promises to show videos later • user orders 3DS screen protectors with a free gift, receives only the free gift

I'd like to start reselling chink shit locally with a slight markup at first and see how it goes
what's the shit that goes fastest, cases, earphones?
also, how to avoid being chinkd when buying larger quantities?

Learn English, shit for brains.

god bless you chinese shopper

Cases for whatever phones come out at the time. Apple cables. Screen protectors

>using a masturbator without lube
jesus dude come on

can I get this on a chink site?

Yes actually. I've seen it on Ali before.

And a happy Chinese shopping day to you.

I am drunk. I won 50€ from online casino. Recommend $5+ stuff to buy.

Buy me a steam game

Watch
Eaosi x6
Leggings
Usb cables
Metal puzzle

...

[email protected]
less than $5 steam game from your wishlist with store link and your profile plox

Butt plug
Nipple clamps
G string
Whip
$1 usb mouse

steamcommunity.com/VeryRummy/wishlist

Don't get me a source game

Any good, cheap external DACs for that cost like max $30

>Recommend $5+ stuff to buy.
>$1 usb mouse

amazon.com/Neewer-1-Channel-Microphone-Condenser-Recording/dp/B014H8AWGC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1483487431&sr=8-1&keywords=neewer 48v

Sorry I meant like USB, should've been more specific

Good news Americans, you can finally buy a proper chinkphone that works in the U.S. outta my way, Xiaomeme!

gsmarena.com/honor_6x_handson-blog-22496.php

>The Honor 6X will be available in the US and Europe for 250USD/EUR (and 225GBP) with pre-orders starting today and orders will begin shipping to customers on January 10. Honor will also have flash sales where the 6X will be sold in limited quantities for 199 USD/EUR.

So I wanna buy one of those Ruizu X02 or the new Ruizu X20 mp3 players; couple of questions before I do so.

Is there a significant difference between the X02 and the X20 besides design?
I've seen a lot of people talk about a maximum capacity of 4000 songs; is this the max amount it can show in the 'All Songs' mode or is 4000 files the maximum amount of files it can contain?

>chinkphone
>$200

no thanks!

So you wanna buy one of those Ruizu mp3 players. I have a question before you do so.

Why cant you just use your phone like a normal human being?

>$250
I'll pass

>Is there a significant difference between the X02 and the X20
About 18

Oh, you can buy the Honor 8 for $50 more on Amazon which is much better though .

his phone might not have expandable storage, or it might be something he wants to leave in his car.

you're right that a cheap mp3 player is worthless if your phone has expandable storage, though. your phone's DAC is probably better than that thing.

8gb Rom has no free storage space

I have my phone filled with other stuff like videos.
I just wanna have a small device dedicated to music with a battery life longer than my phone that I don't mind throwing around for a bit.

Ruizu x02 is /csg/'s favorite disposable mp3 player. Obvious difference between x02 and x20 is the extra nav buttons and UI. X02 has longer battery life but not that much

>Order some screwdrivers I needed
>Paid extra for epacket shipping since I wanted them faster
>Seller sends it with other untracked method instead
>Threaten dispute if he doesn't refund the shipping cost I paid
>Gives me the usual "dear friend" bullshit
>Got my package today with this panel
Fucking chinks man, tries to screw me and then spites me for being smart to it.

I'll get the last laugh since I'll just do a full refund dispute instead of just the shipping cost.

What's a good cheap Android tablet for my mother. For watching videos and light web browsing

dood it says BIKINI

>Paid extra for epacket shipping since I wanted them faster
It's your fault.

Post bikini

Nexus 7 (2013)? Galaxy Tab S 8.0? Nvidia Shield (my pick)?

>Nexus 7 (2013)

Mine has turned into a slow unresponsive pile. Not enough ram for today's apps

you got your item fine
I dont see whats the problem here

It was only $1~, I didn't assume that Chinaman Joe would be that petty to pull a fast one for $1

I paid for ePacket shipping since it usually takes 2-3 weeks for me. His untracked chinky bullshit service took almost 2 months.

>I didn't assume that Chinaman Joe would be that petty to pull a fast one for $1
Again, your fault.

But srsly, ePacket has been shit lately. My package arrives 1-2 weeks more than usual

Bought you a game. Think me as a god.
I already have a Casio terrorist watch, a DW clock, dudesons leggins, anker usb cables, and metal puzzles. Eaosi x6 didn't give any google results.
Already own a noose
None those sex stuff gets my dick hard and I have a $1 mouse.

And I have a good mic so no bm800.

Ordered a nobsound NS-02E headphone amp. Its rated for up to 1100mW on 32 ohms headphones and it doesn't come close to my Cayin C5. Definitely not worth it for the $42 I paid and fucking awful for the $60 they're trying to charge now.

DEUS WOOF

link plox

>My package arrives 1-2 weeks more than usual
Be glad it arrives. I get a card under the doormat and have to go and pick it up myself during business hours.

s.aliexpress.com/bAn6BviI

Looking to put together a daily carry order of chink shit so I can be a urban tinfoil hat with cool cheap shit, any recs?

What do you mean stings?

The mods dont like the pic so I have to upload it to (((imgur))) i.imgur.com/vuPbK6y.jpg