Macbook

>THICC

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>triple the size of your laptop or use some dongles
wait, how does it even connect?

using a usb-c cable which they conveniently skipped in the pictures :^)

>mac

wait so is this the hunchback of notre dame but this time for your laptop?

>everything you've been missing
unless the ports are at the back, all I see is sd card reader and another usb type-c port. What's the point? Dongles are a lesser evil.

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>pay $5k for a computer with 16 GB of memory
>have to pay another $1k for a battery to be able to use it

assassinate tim cook asap

>assassinate tim cook asap
Why? He's doing a great job running aplel into the ground.