/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/ we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel
#/csg/ on rizon

>Discord link
discord.gg/6WehyUv

>Telegram group
telegram.me/chinkshitgeneral

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic v1.4
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>News
• Another broken Fidget Cube • user wonders why his DZ09 smartwatch smells like Chinese food • Eiaosi earbuds saved this guys marriage • A led strip is posted, but no review (yet?) • user confirms GBpoints acquired BEFORE Oct 31 are set to expire on Mar 31 • user is mad his package has been in transit for 34 days • user's dog takes a liking to his bt shower speaker posts review of said speaker • user gets a monocular • After a week of use with memory foam tips user improves the Eiaosi X6 • This Chinese Seller left a message for user's mailman not to fuck his package up • user finally received the MIXZA colourful he ordered on 11.11 • Some Chinese Lego is found and talked about • Something's wrong with Superman's face Previous thread

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aliexpress.com/item/Color-dolch-mechanical-keyboard-keyboarded-personality-pbt6-g-7g-filco-cherry-3000-3494-keyboarded/32746758706.html
aliexpress.com/item/PBT-108-key-Blank-Retro-white-grey-OEM-hight-MX-switches-Keycaps-for-wired-USB-Mechanical/32754080911.html
aliexpress.com/snapshot/0.html?orderId=81305180550524&productId=32719097438
aliexpress.com/item/2016-New-KZ-HDSE-Bluetooth-4-1-Headset-Earphone-KZ-HIFI-Wireless-Sports-Bluetooth-Headphone-APTX/32720504700.html
aliexpress.com/item/QKZ-G6-Bluetooth-4-0-Sport-Earphone-Hand-Free-Wireless-Bluetooth-Headset-Earphone-Sports-In-ear/32692382034.html
aliexpress.com/item/IKBC-PBT-104-Double-Color-Translucidus-Backlight-Match-colors-Keycaps-Key-Cap-For-Cherry-Keycool-Ducky/32622632357.html
aliexpress.com/item/Rock-Luxury-Zircon-Stereo-Earphone-Headset-In-Ear-Handsfree-Headphones-3-5mm-Earbuds-For-iPhone-Samsung/32474867642.html
gearbest.com/iphone-headsets/pp_234355.html
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youtube.com/watch?v=woLabc8v5WU
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world.taobao.com/item/537389206745.htm
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you didnt even put me in the op

any good home security tacticool stuff?

Should I opt for pic related keycaps or the lighter version?

aliexpress.com/item/Color-dolch-mechanical-keyboard-keyboarded-personality-pbt6-g-7g-filco-cherry-3000-3494-keyboarded/32746758706.html
aliexpress.com/item/PBT-108-key-Blank-Retro-white-grey-OEM-hight-MX-switches-Keycaps-for-wired-USB-Mechanical/32754080911.html

The Eiaosi X6 are durable enough that you can use them as nunchuks to repel all but the most determined of assailants.

My bad, what was it?

How are the 5$ Nomos replica watches?

What are some decent Micro USB cables that aren't unbranded shit?

Just bought a couple of memes.

>Rock Zircons
>KZ HDSE
>KZ Z3

Anyone here has any of these? What should i expect? Already have the Piston 3 and Piston Hybrids if they serve as guidelines i guess.

ugreen and anker

From what I've heard they're all pretty bassy, ZS3 less than the zircons though

How do people have a lack of USB cables? I've never bought one and I have loads. I have half a dozen sitting in a drawer unopened. They just come with stuff.

>Rock Zircons
I have the rock zircons. They're pretty nice for the price. Anons complain about build quality but I use mine in bed and have rolled over on them, don't take care of them at all and they're still good.

They are a bit bassy. But the bass is detailed, not muffled. So when listening to bassy music, not just EDM, dubstep, but reggae too, you can hear the bass line quite nicely.

For listening to other kinds of music they need a bit of equalizing. Although, I've only needed to equalize them when listening to music on my phone. When on my laptop watching movies or listening to music they don't feel too bassy at all. Could be the laptop's soundcard.

All in all, they're pretty good for the price ($12).

its not that there is a lack of cables, its that every ones you get with your devices are too short and garbage quality, always half-breaks within some weeks of use.

Im also looking for some high quality micro USB cables, I bought some from Ali that where popular but those resulted to be garbage, plugs started bending after 3 weeks.

Does anyone bychance use one of these?

I'm looking at getting one of these to listen to music from my phone in my car

Well since i listen to EDM mostly looks like i made the right choice, got all three for $20 and i was curious about having BT earphones anyway.

Also damn i can't find any frequency response graph or review in english for the KZ ZS3 or the HDSE.

Check the archives, there's at least a few reviews by anons on both. Also plenty reviews on the ZS3's in the KZ thread at Head-Fi

Any screenshots of funny conversation with sellers? Like when they responded out of character.

Works well, battery life is 1 hour

I got sent this emoticon...

Can we make a list of products you should never buy from these sites?

>anything that plugs into a wall socket
>anything with paint on it
>food and drink
>anything that comes within an inch and a half of your cock and balls
>anything that will hold food or drink
>anything metal as it may have lead or nuclear waste in it

the marijuhuana seeds my friend

Sounds like he is a □

Seeds.

They are never the kind you order.

>plugs for wall socket
Yes, it's fine, nothing has happened.
>Food and drink
Tea is fine
>Hold food or drink
It's fine, unless you're retarded

Don't know if trolling, fearmongering or severe lack of understanding.

The Chinese would never sell something that'd cause harm to their valuable customers

Someone redpill me on this Eiaosi X6. Are they any good or does it sound like the speakers are behind a cardboard wall like most sub $5 earphones?

Just like their buildings

his favorite one

Any good knives? By good I mean affordable and decent.

Yes but I'm not spoonfeeding you because you're an idiot who can't do his own independent search and investigation.

Idiot.

Bought these keycaps for my Quickfire XT. Are they decent or did I get chinked? Wanted to get double shot ones, but all of them were the backlit type.

aliexpress.com/snapshot/0.html?orderId=81305180550524&productId=32719097438

Yes. Consider actually taking advantage of the resources presented to you in the OP

Wasn't asking you to. Just asking if they're out there, should've been more specific. My local knife salesman is a tool who marks his shit up way too much.

He expects everyone to buy knives solely for the purpose of field dressing animals, when really I use it some at work almost daily and need to have some reserves.

user kun, please read chinkshit infographic
it's most basical thing and eiaosi

I got a knockoff Microtech DOC that is pretty swell

what was your best chink buy of 2016, /csg/? for me it was vid related, got it for free (bought it for 2.5€ but arrived almost destroyed, tho i managed to put it together anyway) and worked flawlessly during the whole christmas season, 12h a day, no hiccups. i'll miss the little feller!

Kys

My current RN3P that i got for free because some cunt at the post office left it at some warehouse for like 3 months.

I'll probably have it plugged in all the time.

Does it start up normally when you start car (assuming the battery is empty)
or do you need to press a button

>>KZ HDSE
Decent sound quality for bt headphones. Battery doesn't last very long. Build quality could've been better.

>best chink buy of 2016
>some shitty led christmas three
oh please..

what is yours, big shot?

baby mouth car vagina

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Tavalodet moborak

Look cheap and fake. Very tacky.

The $10-20 ones are good but still look fake at a closer inspection

Remember that these are knockoffs of thousand dollar watches. Don't expect too much

Probably the best sub $5 headphones we have found so far. If you have more than $5 to spend you can get something else with better audio quality though. Impressive full metal body for $2.50. V shaped signature. Good bass ,average miss for price range.That's pretty much it ignore any other shilling.

Yes

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>Probably the best sub $5 headphones we have found so far
That'd be KZ EDR2 and KZ ATR

>the best sub $5 headphones we have found
>we
>""""we""""
kys yourself forced memer

Pretty much this.

Best sound quality under $5 if you want a nice v-shaped frequency response. Can not be matched for less than $5, but if you're willing to spend a little more there's better options out there.

Quads confirm.

Plus my Eiaosi X6 have brilliant sound quality for the price.

What are some decent wireless IEMs?

B&O, Bose, Jaybird, Beats, all cost $150+.

Bluedio N2

What about the KZ HDSEs?

aliexpress.com/item/2016-New-KZ-HDSE-Bluetooth-4-1-Headset-Earphone-KZ-HIFI-Wireless-Sports-Bluetooth-Headphone-APTX/32720504700.html

or the QKZ H6?

aliexpress.com/item/QKZ-G6-Bluetooth-4-0-Sport-Earphone-Hand-Free-Wireless-Bluetooth-Headset-Earphone-Sports-In-ear/32692382034.html

my shures se215 broke, what are good chink earphones with good isolation (I mostly listen to audioboks and podcasts) ?
Up to $20

Rock Zircons have great isolation and come with several different sized tips.

wow thanks for the help, i bet 90% of those brands are garbage. Will be fun lottery!

yo can someone link me that crusader dog?

Anyone knows some good looking/colored mini-usb cables for a mech keyboard on ali? All the cool braided cables are microusb.

Only found this one but too pricey
aliexpress.com/item/IKBC-PBT-104-Double-Color-Translucidus-Backlight-Match-colors-Keycaps-Key-Cap-For-Cherry-Keycool-Ducky/32622632357.html

aliexpress.com/item/Rock-Luxury-Zircon-Stereo-Earphone-Headset-In-Ear-Handsfree-Headphones-3-5mm-Earbuds-For-iPhone-Samsung/32474867642.html
Will I get chinked, or they should be OK for my needs?

>TFW you get your first USB type c device and the cable accumulation begins all over again

>Will I get chinked
Only by the price.
gearbest.com/iphone-headsets/pp_234355.html

Enjoy your shitty build quality.

Wasn't there talk about the build quality issues being fixed in the new batch (the ones with the new box design)

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I have 3 pairs with the old box design and I don't have any problems with build quality.

I have two pairs with the old box design and both arrived faulty.

Stop replying the eaiosi shill and just get them, they're good.

I got mine in this box and I was surprised by the build quality.

Anons saying theirs fell apart must've either got a bad earphone or abused them.

>eaiosi shill
didn't someone post a picture from discord showing people from there are trying to shitpost the eaiosi into meme status?

Interesting comparison of Lego TIE Fighter and Lepin (chink Lego) TIE Fighter

youtu.be/CVs9WtbvrO8

The wiki is kind of confusing, can anyone help me figure out what is the best laptop for browsing, text editing and powerpoint editing/presenting?

The iwork10 seems nice but past reviews seem to be a little dismissive of them, are they safe bets?

What about the xiaomi air? it seems insanely good for it`s price point.
Any reccomended aliexpress stores for them?

It's confusing because you shouldn't by a chink laptop

Get a Thinkpad. Chinks don't do good cheap laptops. The iWork is a tablet. The Thinkpad T420/T430 are compatible with external GPU docks so you can even turn them into good gaming laptops.

>people from discord
Yeah, it was you before being banned and now being butthurt about it and trying to discredit /csg/'s Discord because you can't shitpost there too. We can read your every fucking move, lithu. Master troll, my ass. KYS already.

I'm the one who posted the LED strip yesterday, it's working as intended, pretty good, I got about 5 meters of it but cut it down for my intended use, remote didn't come with a battery but I had one close by.
There are 6 DIY modes where you can adjust the colours, red, green, and blue, yourself.

youtube.com/watch?v=woLabc8v5WU

is it a bad idea to buy clothes off ali (like a hoodie or something idk)

Why do we have Discord in the first place? Is it supposed to be metadiscussion of /csg/ threads?

Best cheap mech keyboard with replaceable key caps etc? Hard to justify an expensive keyboard without trying a mech first.

This, for the price of a Xiaomi Air you can buy a Thinkpad, shove a Kingdian SSD in there, upgrade the RAM to 16gb, put in an i7 processor, add a second hard drive in the DVD drive slot, and buy a EXP GDC GPU dock + 1050ti to run almost all modern games at 1080p for the same price.

youtu.be/PIo93jMrAQ8

No, but you need to be careful.
Avoid 'fashion'. Especially asian fashion. The clothes only look good on models and look dumb as shit on real people.

Pay very close attention to sizing. Asian XXXXXXL is like a western M. Ignore the letters, pay attention to how big the clothes actually are.

Not really since most clothes in the entire world are made there. Good luck finding your size altho it's a general rule to buy 2 size bigger if you're a westerner.

Check the infograph in the OP

Is dhgate a full of scammers? I bought something, but the package tracking number they gave me doesn't work, I have no idea if it actual shipped. It's been about 2 weeks, should I cancel the charge on my credit card?

Dhgate has escrow service, right? I think you should contact the seller first.

Are you guys aware you can also buy brand new thinkpads on taobao instead of used ones on ebay? thinkpads was manufactured from china after all.

If you're lazy to read chinese then you can always use an agent. Or contact them in english because they're not aliens and will try their best to answer your questions for you.

world.taobao.com/item/537389206745.htm
world.taobao.com/item/538987553164.htm

And a dockstation:
world.taobao.com/item/531784850345.htm

Just pointing this out.

Is it a good idea to buy mechanical keyboards keycaps off of chinese websites? If yes, any in particular you'd recommend?

Are you retarded

Just search pbt keycaps and buy whatever.

No

That's often the first sign

I do realize it's not exactly chink shit, but the prices are so low I'm having a hard time not thinking of doing it.

already got one, I need something small (10" or 13") and light for fieldwork, my job requires it.

refuebished

Chink laptops are worse than hp shitshows

I already have a dedicated gaming PC, I only need a lightweight but powerful enough computer for fieldwork and presentation on-the-go.

The darker ones look really nice

Get a Chromebook then, lots of good ones coming out with 4gb of ram and 1080p screens. That's plenty powerful enough for writing word documents.