/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/ we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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>News
• user ordered some seeds • user's best purchase of 2016 is this DIY soldering project Christmas Tree another user nominates his Deus Woof as his purchase of the year • Interesting comparisons of the Lego/Lepin kits • Refurbished Thinkpads are sold on Taobao • Anons find what is potentially a pretty cheap mechanical watch • user's purchase caused him mental distress • user considers buying a Chinese snuggie • user assembles a Tumbling Robot Experiment and got some nice wool socks too • user's mini torch screw-on threads have become very loose and is in need of new recs • user lucks out while buying shirts off AliExpress and they actually fit well, doesn't recommend it though Previous thread

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aliexpress.com/item/afuckingtie/32324805871.html
reddit.com/r/Xiaomi/wiki/advanced/bootloader
aliexpress.com/item/5-Grids-Watch-Boxes-Wooden-Watch-Display-Box-Piano-Lacquer-Jewelry-Storage-Organizer-Jewelry-Collections-Case/32750603654.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_5_10065_10068_10000009_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10060_10062_10056_503_10055_10054_10059_10099_501_10078_10079_10000012_426_10103_10073_10102_10000015_10096_10052_10053_10050_10107_10051_10106-10050_501_503,searchweb201603_9,afswitch_5,single_sort_0_default&btsid=dc4f91f6-de46-4a20-a9e1-baba34ab4511
aliexpress.com/item/Plastics-Fetish-Bondage-Rush-Poppers-Mask-Sex-Products-Gay-Anal-Sex-Erotic-Toys-For-Male-Free/32385373349.html
aliexpress.com/item/2-Color-8-PCS-Balls-Smooth-Luminous-Anal-Beads-Anal-Sex-Toys-Glow-Anal-Balls-Butt/32713892352.html
ebay.com/itm/X5-PCM2706-CS4344-TDA1308-5V-Parallel-Output-Protable-USB-Headphone-Amplifier-/351421761357?hash=item51d25e874d:g:xsgAAOSwpdpVdl6A
aliexpress.com/item/ZHILAI-H1-Mini-HiFi-Computer-External-Sound-Card-Music-Hall-Entry-Level-Audio-Decoder-PCM2704-Digital/32774933211.html
gearbest.com/hdd-ssd/pp_604995.html
gearbest.com/hdd-ssd/pp_592360.html
gearbest.com/hdd-ssd/pp_604043.html
gearbest.com/usb-gadgets/pp_114302.html
norelsys.com/English/chanpinzhongxin/MobileStorage/2013/0307/89.html
aliexpress.com/item/1193pcs-KAZI-Building-Block-set-Compatible-with-Lego-German-military-tank-Bricks-Boy-s-Christmas-Gift/32666304866.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.20.Pg5FCd&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_1_116_10065_117_10068_114_115_113_10000009_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10060_10062_10056_10055_10037_10054_10059_10032_9914_10099_10078_10079_10077_10000012_426_10103_10073_10102_10000015_10096_10052_10053_10107_10050_10106_10051-9914_10102_10037_10077,searchweb201603_3,afswitch_3,single_sort_0_default&btsid=a199affe-63a7-4918-b43b-68803b1dff01
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no one likes you regular op

I love you RegularOP

Can you link me the guide you used please?

Generally, on AliExpress, how long does it take for the buyer to process the order and ship the product (free standard delivery)?

Around month.

aliexpress.com/item/afuckingtie/32324805871.html

Can anybody vouch for these?

A few days. 2-5 or something
Are you retarded?

reddit.com/r/Xiaomi/wiki/advanced/bootloader

Say you're an app/rom developer on the form, they sent me my unlock within days. To any Redmi buyers ITT, you don't need the phone to request the code, just a phone number. Always submit a request the second you order the phone so you're ready to unlock the bootloader as soon as it arrives.

This, the unlock code is tied to your Mi account, not your new phone. Always request ahead of time!

Thank you, here's some internets.

I've had it range from less than an hour to ~10 days.

Oh damn, it's been years since I've got one of these!!!! zomg lol

Thanks, when I ordered the phone I thought it was going to be an easy process based on previous experience with cyanogenmod but the reality is the botnet is slowly consuming everything.

>buy a L sized skirt
>they send me a M sized instead
Apparently there is only one size, fuck chins

why would you want a skirt for your oversized chin anyway, surely it would just draw attention to it

They've got decent reviews and they look fine.

Discord is behind you, RegularOP. Don't listen to the haterz.

Have a bump, lad.

Asian sizes are two smaller than the western ones so L=S and M=XS

I want to suck your dick RegOP. Comfiest general on Sup Forums.

>haterz

Why do you do this reg op, this is why everyone hates you

reminder to like and subscribe ComfyTechReviews.

fuck off lithu

Why should I subscribe?

Don't forget to purchase a Comfy Plus Pass for early access to all Comfy's Chinese Shopping reviews, as well as an exclusive Comfy Hoarding flash minigame!

so he can get more views and be encouraged to post more reviews

come chat on discord if you want to talk to the man himself

You made your thread early you shitty fuck. Last thread wasn't on page 9 yet.

Doesn't Lithuanian internet cut out after midnight? Because it should...

Comfy is never in the discord though

>midnight
>Lithuanian

Were you hit on the head?

What is the best chink tablet?

Eh not him but for me unlocking the bootloader wasn't worth it anyway, settled with xiaomi.eu MIUI ROM because CM had encryption and adoptable storage broken.

>miui nougat soon
>still no xposed for nougat
fug

RegularOP, what's the last bit of chink shit you bought? Have you ever bought any chink shit?

Of course he hasn't, he's better than us.

We love you RegularOP!

anyone know where to get x230 thinkpad batteries?

Ebay

amazon

last time he was posting it were some chinese dildos and dog-onahole

I would never use chinky dicky for my anal simulation

I was looking for a good 7" tablet and I asked for recommendations here and got none.

I ended up buying the Doogee Y6 Max and I am very happy with it.

It's not a "tablet", it's supposedly a phone but at 6.5" it's essentially a tablet. It's basically the perfect size for a tablet and the device itself is much smaller than the cheap 7" tablet's I've had, those have had HUGE bezels and junk screens.

The cameras on it is surprisingly good and I was actually amazed how good they are when I tested them.

It's got one mono speaker at the bottom which sounds very good and it's rather loud too. It would be better with one speaker at each end but you can't have it all.

I paid $120 for mine and I got great value for my money.

I actually use this more than my 10" tablet, the 10" is fine for putting on a stand next to the bathtub or something when I want to watch things but I prefer to use the 6.5" when I'm lying in bed for sitting on the couch and things like that.

It's worth considering if you want a 7"-ish tablet and not a 10" or something like that. It's also a bit too big for my taste as a daily driver phone. I guess I could use it as one but that's not why I bought it and I don't really feel like dragging something that big with me unless it's in a bag or a backpack or something.

You probably got none because there's already a segment on the wiki for tablets and TechTablets.com. Also it's asked in every /csg/ thread without fail so a search in the archives would have got you your answers. Most of us are tired of answering the same questions for the millionth time.

Hi bro, i m gonna buy tablet what is good tabled? Something around 120 that will be great value for my money please.

aliexpress.com/item/5-Grids-Watch-Boxes-Wooden-Watch-Display-Box-Piano-Lacquer-Jewelry-Storage-Organizer-Jewelry-Collections-Case/32750603654.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_5_10065_10068_10000009_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10060_10062_10056_503_10055_10054_10059_10099_501_10078_10079_10000012_426_10103_10073_10102_10000015_10096_10052_10053_10050_10107_10051_10106-10050_501_503,searchweb201603_9,afswitch_5,single_sort_0_default&btsid=dc4f91f6-de46-4a20-a9e1-baba34ab4511


I just received this in the mail, very nice watch box for no money at all.

Plus i've got an Mi5s coming in the mail, cant wait.

Ey what's THE BEST chink mechanical keyboard, budget like $10 or some shit

Also gimme recs on THE BEST Bluetooth speakers budget like $5 c'mon /csg/

Also I need a good laptop with God tier gaming, what's THE BEST for $100 I'll check back soon get to work bitches

-Gaming Revolution thunder x 9.99$
-xiaomi bluetooth mi 4$
-Hardest one but Xiaomi mimi 404
It does not run battle field on full hd tho

For comparison,
- Chuwi Vi7 which is a slow complete piece of junk with 2 hours of SOT, junk screen and utterly slow Intel Atom CPU,
- The Doogee Y6 Max and
- Huawei y360. At 4.0" the Huawei y360 is a great MP3 player when taking a walk in the woods and things like that.

also where da good DW fakes at
got 50c burning a whole in ma pocket yo

Ey search "douche watch" worked for me i have 4 on each wrist

did not find anything but wall watch,can not imagine u wearing watch 40cm in diameter 4 times on your hand because that would make your hand about 200cm long

U FUCKING LIER!

>his hands are shorter than 2m

Fucking armlets should be gassed really.

aliexpress.com/item/Plastics-Fetish-Bondage-Rush-Poppers-Mask-Sex-Products-Gay-Anal-Sex-Erotic-Toys-For-Male-Free/32385373349.html

WAT

Any chance of a chink sale for the Lunar New Year? I didn't buy a RN3P 2gb when it was $5 cheaper. Hope to buy one when it's on sale.

Also aliexpress coupons where? Waiting for an ozbargain one.

>What are Poppers?

I would be more worried of aliexpress.com/item/2-Color-8-PCS-Balls-Smooth-Luminous-Anal-Beads-Anal-Sex-Toys-Glow-Anal-Balls-Butt/32713892352.html

for 2m hand you would need to be about 380cm big,what would kill you because heart could not sustain that.Nice try you dwarf

>douche watch

Is it worth it to get ebay.com/itm/X5-PCM2706-CS4344-TDA1308-5V-Parallel-Output-Protable-USB-Headphone-Amplifier-/351421761357?hash=item51d25e874d:g:xsgAAOSwpdpVdl6A over aliexpress.com/item/ZHILAI-H1-Mini-HiFi-Computer-External-Sound-Card-Music-Hall-Entry-Level-Audio-Decoder-PCM2704-Digital/32774933211.html ? I'm driving Superlux 662evo

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gearbest.com/hdd-ssd/pp_604995.html
gearbest.com/hdd-ssd/pp_592360.html
gearbest.com/hdd-ssd/pp_604043.html
gearbest.com/usb-gadgets/pp_114302.html


which one would YOU choose?
#1 has the built in cable, so there is no need to carry it around
#2 you get a cable that you did not have before [may come in handy or smth]
#3/#4 no idea

any other opinions, some other info about quality or something?
I literally have no idea

just get proper usb external sound card around 15$
connect it to back not front panel

It will work as high quality amp. 20$ esc is like 300$ amp

transparent one for work,aluminium black for pernament home use and green n black for meme nvidia gaymen rig

That looks pretty sick. Did it come out looking good? The reviews have a lot of people receiving wonked boxes.

Clearly ORICO 2139U3 gearbest.com/hdd-ssd/pp_592360.html if the description is accurate. Not entirely convinced it is, though. This one has the Jmicron JMS578 controller which is the newest of the three.

The Blueendless BS - MR23K has a ASM1051 controller chip which is a chip from 2010.

Blueendless BS - MR23L has the Jmicron JMS567 which is probably better than the ASM1051 but not as new as the JMS578.

The ORICO 2139U3 with the better controller chip is transparent so I guess you have to decide if you like that look or not. How it looks may matter more to you than performance, if you're going to use it for a mechanical drive then it probably don't matter but I'd pick this one if you'll use it for a SSD.

Not the same person, but would you recommend used Xonar DGX or something? It's like $20 on ebay.

I bought ORICO 2139U3 from zapals and it got NS1068X chip, but might they got older stock and that's why it was much cheaper compared to other stores.
norelsys.com/English/chanpinzhongxin/MobileStorage/2013/0307/89.html

besides the honor 8 is there any blue sexy chink phones that exist

just buy new shit,they are internally exactly same chip set most of the time.
There are only 3 chipsets and hundreds of models under 70$

They sell the liquid on markets in the UK.
Its sort of like a liquid that gives off strong fumes and when you inhale enough your arsehole muscles untense thus making it suitable for anal so its easier to fuck.
You also feel quite drowsy and hallucinate.

I gave it to my friend and begun to fart in it because i thought it is how ppl use it.

Now you changed my life and made me realize i do some no smart decisions

>$900.66
whats that

what is the sexiest chink phone i can get for 100-300 dollar range

Mi Max

Bump up $15 and get the zuk z2 pro

It's the Bitcoin price in USD.

So I saw that guy in the other thread mentioned that Eiaosis helped his marriage...will they help me get a gf?
>tfw refreshing my tracking numbers can only stave off the loneliness for so long

Yeah. But only if you use memory foam eartips

so I bought all this shit...

Might as well toss the Eiaosi X6 on top for an extra 3.5 aud mate

>Eiaosi X6

I've read good things... fuck it why not...

this looks good too.... but chink lego? idk...

aliexpress.com/item/1193pcs-KAZI-Building-Block-set-Compatible-with-Lego-German-military-tank-Bricks-Boy-s-Christmas-Gift/32666304866.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.20.Pg5FCd&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_1_116_10065_117_10068_114_115_113_10000009_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10060_10062_10056_10055_10037_10054_10059_10032_9914_10099_10078_10079_10077_10000012_426_10103_10073_10102_10000015_10096_10052_10053_10107_10050_10106_10051-9914_10102_10037_10077,searchweb201603_3,afswitch_3,single_sort_0_default&btsid=a199affe-63a7-4918-b43b-68803b1dff01

You can never go wrong with chink nazi lego

Got my xiaomi fuckhueg mouse pad, it is great and pretty thick. I think I like it more than my steelseries qck mouse pad even.

ppl say it makes ugly noises is it true

whoa! you go big guy

Hearty kek at the rhythm heaven reference.

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