>Ayo hol up! Today imma review this new phone
>The phone has great build quality
>It's got Snapdragon 821 so u know its fast
>It's snappy yo
>Battery is great even for POWER USER like myself im on snapchat 24/7
>Display is crisp
>Camera IS DOPE
>Buy this phone and dont forget to check out this DOPE dbrand skin!
Ok
Fuck this nigger
I can't wait until we finally lynch him
I think you might have some problems
he doesnt talk like that, he only says dope occasionally
when a black person acts white arnt you happy?
certified nigger headphones
nice try Sup Forums the guy speaks pretty well and almost never throw any ebnocis . i know he has a very mainstream opinion but he is a fine guy ; he explains stuff well and his videos are high quality
He has next to zero personality, that's the only negative thing. The only good thing about him is that he seems to get shit very early and has amazing footage, which is all people really want. If you want intricate details, pair one of his videos with Anandtech articles.
Where do you think he steals all his tech?
Hi what's up guys! It's your boy MKBHD here and I hate every single one of you. It's too bad you think you can get away with talking shit to me over the internet. Well, as much as you hate to hear it, I am probably more succesful than all of you on here. I have numerous partnerships with mobile phone companies as well as Tesla, the best automobile company on earth. I bet you are all still "personal computers" in 2017. I mean come on really. That ain't dope at all. Well anyways, I have to do another review soon, so keep shitposting Sup Forums for I am just going to make more money from my videos. Peace.
Linus shills more Dickbrand skins than this guy does. Who the fuck buys that shit? Its disgusting.
that nigga can mostly buy your mother and father for 3 nights
*smacks lips* DOPE YO *smacks lips* ayy yoo eylion musk muh tesla *smacks lips*
you are just a racist small dickwhite boi who can't stand a mighty BBC owner.
>youtube.com
i didn't listen to any lips smacking
This. Also Linus has an annoying fucking voice and his videos are of worse quality. Also Technigger's videos don't start with a literal ad for a brand.
that nigga is still better than your average cringy Sup Forums cuck youtuber
youtube.com
I'll still never understand why Linus needs to employ 8 chinks in a fucking warehouse to make YouTube videos. He's the only person who does such a thing. I know its a 'channel' but fuck.
Uuh, ableist much?
niglover confirm
and ?
Audibly kek'd
Thanks, OP
The sad thing is he is making money of showing off technology we want.
I can't understand this world, how the fuck did he get in this position.
He's the tech nigger.
Hows that sad?
>I can't understand this world, how the fuck did he get in this position.
Like every other YouTuber. Humble beginnings with a chepo camera, gradually getting better and better with an increasing subscriber base. Are you autistic?
>Are you autistic?
No you underage teenager, he offers no good content, how the fuck can you even say he produces good content? Ahh I forgot you are probably 20 years old, fucking faggot you should rather concentrate on your exams than shitpost here. Fuck off, reported and hidden
>nigger reviewing niggertech
I don't see any problem with it
By being the only nigger on YT making good production value videos and not talking in ebonics
First come, first served.
He has an actual company that sells things
Not that guy but i believe the reason technegro is successful is because he was the first to start the whole slickly produced, 5-10min review trend. So theres that
Because Linus is knowledgeable and informative and has multiple channels?
Linus is a shill but he's nowhere near the level of some tech illiterate mongoloid who unboxes phones and tells an audience of mouth breathers how dope it is bruh.
There are some quality tech channels out there with less than 10,000 subs because the vast majority of the technology market is in consumerism. People just want to see something shiny to buy rather than anything relating to actually learning about technology or working themselves.
Go back to /r/tech Marquez
I'd take technigger over that faggot Jonathan Morrison anyday. I fucking hate that fanboy faggot and his "tech" channel (doing dumb shit with the latest iProducts)
>tfw you fell for that meme
> Sup Forums btfoed by the based rich technigger
youtube.com
>being so mad my imagined age jumps from 17 to 20 in 2 sentences
>literally unable to comprehend that others can enjoy something you do not
>thinking you need to be in love with someone to watch their YouTube videos
Weapons-grade autism.
>using the _noun_ + much meme
everyone who promotes apple products is by definition a nigger.
I was expecting something different but I'll take it.
DOPE DOPE DOPE DOPE
Gas the jews no time to lose
>technology market is in consumerism
And you bought right into that by adopting the meme of calling consumer electronics "technology" to make people not realize they're being consumerist retards
>being this broke
ayyyy waddizup poorfags MKBHD here
>not posting REAL technigger
>the only
check out coldfusion
>BLM idiot trying to bait people
fuck off
>heyWHATISUP GUYS
I don't like how he keeps pushing USB-C so hard like it's obviously gonna be the next standard, his argument being that "products are getting too small and powerful for a full sized USB connector". So what's wrong with microUSB?
>ebnocis
uwat
yeah, and you could make a long list of others as well, these people are just mad because their perceived racist image of black people isn't coming to fruition, and is being disproven over and over again
...
Flossy Carter actually makes pretty good videos, I was pleasantly surprised.
>black guy who has a less ghetto accent than obama
>ayo hol up!
I'd understand if you had put a picture of flossy, but this guy actually talks like a normal person
> Oakland Unified School District had so many 6th, 7th, 8th year senior niggers who couldn't pass basic English, that they decided to make "ebonics" an official "language" just so they could graduate the illiterate Niggers.
On December 18, 1996, the Oakland Unified School District school board of Oakland, California, United States, passed a controversial resolution recognizing the legitimacy of Ebonics — what mainstream linguists more commonly term African American Vernacular English (AAVE) — as an African language. The resolution set off a firestorm of media criticism and ignited a national debate.
>TFW you fell for that meme but actually enjoy it
Feels AMD man!
I would understand if you had a picture of Obama or something, but this guy behaves like a civilized person.
>On December 18, 1996, the Oakland Unified School District school board of Oakland, California, United States, passed a controversial resolution recognizing the legitimacy of Ebonics — what mainstream linguists more commonly term African American Vernacular English (AAVE) — as an African language. The resolution set off a firestorm of media criticism and ignited a national debate.
Talking bout readin n writin n shiet. fuck that white people noise.
>No muh daily driver
Dropped
> Niggers can't read or write. Graduates anyways.
This explains so much senpai.
>On December 18, 1996, the Oakland Unified School District school board of Oakland, California, United States, passed a controversial resolution recognizing the legitimacy of Ebonics — what mainstream linguists more commonly term African American Vernacular English (AAVE) — as an African language. The resolution set off a firestorm of media criticism and ignited a national debate.
This has to be some sort of Joke, no?
Fuck off Sup Forums
Oakland School be right tho. Ebonics be da real bidness language of tha futar mang.
>On December 18, 1996, the Oakland Unified School District school board of Oakland, California, United States, passed a controversial resolution recognizing the legitimacy of Ebonics — what mainstream linguists more commonly term African American Vernacular English (AAVE) — as an African language. The resolution set off a firestorm of media criticism and ignited a national debate.
If I was the KKK, this is what I'd do to keep those niggers in their place. Make sure they cant ever read or write in simple English AND gives the niggers an excuse to never learn real english...
"Stay ignorant you fucking Niggers."
>*laughs while speaking* hey whatsupguys m key hd here
dbrand: It's not a product. It's a culture.
He's not even black user.
Google MKBHD without makeup
Best tech channel ever.
>hey guys i have this new phone called the google poodle 2
>well all i can say is this is one of those phones you have to use to see why it's so good
>If I was the KKK, this is what I'd do to keep those niggers in their place. Make sure they cant ever read or write in simple English AND gives the niggers an excuse to never learn real english...
The funny thing is, Ebonics was recognized amid a poltical firestorm in Oakland that "English" is inherently "racist" and that learning english = being enslaved.
The black parent's solution? Recognize Ebonics.
Make sure all the little nigger kids can't read or spell when they graduate High School, so they can't even get remedial jobs.
Top fucking kek
>The funny thing is, Ebonics was recognized amid a poltical firestorm in Oakland that "English" is inherently "racist" and that learning english = being enslaved.
>The black parent's solution? Recognize Ebonics.
>Make sure all the little nigger kids can't read or spell when they graduate High School, so they can't even get remedial jobs.
I've always said... nobody keeps the blacks down and hold blacks back more than Liberals.
What does /g thinks of this black reviewer ?
Looks like he's starting on YouTube but he talks really well and doesn't go full nigga
>The funny thing is, Ebonics was recognized amid a poltical firestorm in Oakland that "English" is inherently "racist" and that learning english = being enslaved.
I remember this. "English class is racist towards blacks!" so we'll make sure all the black kids stay illiterate! lol
They tried to do this to Math also, but there's no equivalent of Ebonics for Nigger math...
The only black reviewer that counts is flossy.
>talks about real world value
>never puts his face in the video because that's just pointless attention
>doesn't just read off a spec sheet
so what if he talks the way he does
when did Sup Forums suddenly become Sup Forums?
This guy is literally the least black-talking black guy in the universe. Besides, his reviews are very well put together with minimum shilling.
>so what if he talks the way he does
Agreed. Plus ebonics appeals to his target audience.
Aint nothin wrong wit dat!
>his reviews are very well put together
LMAOOOOOOOO
Oh yeah, telling people they have to buy the phone to even know if it's good is definitely a very well put together point.
That fucking google shill~
H-he's a she and also Indian
Why on earth would black people do this to themselves? And then they go on to blame whites when they can't get jobs for being unable to speak proper english? wtf?
>Why on earth would black people do this to themselves?
Because they can also do this
>blame whites when they can't get jobs for being unable to speak proper english
They can also blame whites when you get shit retirement
Sup Forums is part of the central powers
Flossy is based
i'm ok with this nigger even though all tech review channels are shit including his. But he's ok for a nigger
Only seen two videos. His Google Assistant (or whatever it's called now) vs. Siri comparison on the iPhone 7 and the Pixel and also the interview with Craig F of Apple. Both were very good. I was particularly impressed with the level of detail in the assistant comparisons video.
The only tech youtuber I really watch is that Australian dude Zy who reviews mice and keyboards. But I gave this Marques guy a twitter follow.
What's there to hate?
>mfw he shit all over my BlackBerry PRIV even though it was just as good as other mid range phones out at the time
>AT is a meme
Wow, people on Sup Forums really are fucking retarded.
To be fair your response only furthers his accusation of you being autistic
Ebonics you tard
the color of his hands and skin makes me sick t b h f a m
t. jealous unemployed guy
Lmao I actually read that in his voice
Eat shit
Linus in General is just fucking annoying. I don't mind MKBHD because he seems like someone I could potentially chill with, Linus I just want to throw a rock at.
>SD SLUT
>PPI PATROL
>FLOSS FACTOR
>SHOUTOUT TO ALL THE GOOGLE GANGSTAS
his vids are surprisingly comfy
Kek
His videos are more informational than mkbhd's desu
>I can't understand this world, how the fuck did he get in this position.
A good salesman will always prosper in a capitalistic society. No real skills needed other than influencing dummies with deep pockets.
>AT not being a meme
people on Sup Forums really are retarded