What is your clever SSID broadcast name?

What is your clever SSID broadcast name?
Recently upgraded to a 5GHz router, so I can have a second broadcast.

I usually choose movie quotes, but having a hard time thinking of some cleaver.

Taking suggestions

RCMP Survelliance Moose Unit 7

Router, I hardly knew her!

I can hear you having sex

Nigger Fags

TellMyWiFiLoveHer

One of them is "The LAN Before Time" and the other is "Free Keylogger".

TheGrid

>picture
who is this guy?

kek

Dead Nigger Storage

thejewsdid911

Martin Router King

DeadBabyStorage_WIFI

Lmao

Chris Fix

Any good non-puns?

wer das liest ist doof

No SSID broadcast

MR BONES WILD WIFI RIDE

Jews did 9/11

OP here, my current SSID that I've had for a while is This is how you get ants, and the other channel is I will think of something clever

titsforpassrm409

Thats on my spare n600 thats throttled down to my modem, then i just change the password every few weeks when me and my roommate want to look at some more boobies.

College is fun.

bepis

not bad

Pretty Fly for a WiFi

Use this one, mom

Mine is Wireless Internet. I have no sense of humor and it works.

Kek in deutsch

>2.4
The Proletariat
>5
Extreme Makeover: Gulag Edition

Make [neighborhood] Great Again

maki-best-wifi-akarin-fuckingslut5G

I like this one so far

Literally mine:

Install Gentoo
and
Hidden Wifi Network

>his ssid isn't hidden

Jet Fuel for one and Steel Beams for the other.

>2.4
Netflix Wifi
>5
HBO Wifi

>2.4GHz
Old and Busted

>5GHz
New Hotness

I have friends.

Fucking winrar. i'm using a combination of that

ok so do I? how is that relevant?

Does it actually work?

I have a hard time explaining what the password is, I dont need anymore work explaining how to connect to a hidden SSID.

put nfc chip and qr code to connect on the side of the router they connect once then it saves it

My friend did this

also
>having tech illiterate friends

Why do your friends need a wifi connection? Are they fb-drones or just a 10 mb 3G contract?

I call mine "Open Wifi! Sharing is caring" and it's open wifi with no trickery.

Praise RMS who left his password blank in the late 70s to allow people to access the then-closed off internet. May we all have ubiquitous internet everywhere always.

I have varied cell signal here, and most of everyone I know probably have some limited contract BS since almost everyone coming over asks to connect to my wifi.
that would require a printer.

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Trump Voter

HOME-DF29-2.4
HOME-DF29-5

Maybe I should name it something like

>haha nice try NSA
or
>Nigga stole my WiFi

nfc method wouldn't, neither would tracing the qr code

It puts the data in the router

LEWD

...

Now that's SSL is almost everywhere, you can't do this shit anymore.

Feels bad man.

The names before it was

>2.4
Local Coffee Shop Wifi
>5
Starbucks Wifi

you can strip ssl...

Abraham Linksys

Smell My Finger

that's what you think

Something Normal 123

My nigga

alberto.barbossa2003

>this thread

>I'll steal yo credit cards
>HP printer 3567
>Lexmark Universal v2
>user's iPhone
>Free Wi-Fi :^)

it never was

I'm your toy ,your 20th century boy

IF you're in the UK TV_License_Surveillance_Van_1564

Organic, Gluten-free WiFi

Did a similar thing in University. Went something like this:

"Email [email protected] nudes for pass"

I used to use some email shortener thing so I could get the SSID under 32 characters.

I pretty much knew what half of the girls and guys in my dorm building looked like naked.

Sounds like a great idea, too bad i dont believe it worked for you, faggot.