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aliexpress.com/item/Mini-DC-5A-Motor-PWM-Speed-Controller-3V-35V-Speed-Control-Switch-LED-Dimmer/32660899871.html
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aliexpress.com/item/ur-nan-is-a-filthy-cooch/32706947260.html?
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Asked in the last thread but will try again here.

I'm deciding between 2 knives, the Ganzo G727m or G729. If I am indifferent about the look, is there any reason to pay a few bucks more for the G729? Is the blade or construction known to be any better? The G729 does look slightly more comfortable to hold, anything other than this?

Pls respond

Hello RegularOP. Do you do anything with your day besides camp this general so you can be ready to post a new thread the second the old one hits bump limit? Do you consider this to be a productive use of your time?

Time to get chinked

Woow, its actually alright, thanks Mao

RegularOP is probably a paid shill of any of the major online retailers and/or brands. Also, I'll hazard a guess that most of the regulars ITT are yurofags since most burgers would just pay the extra $2-5 for a comparable item on ebay (N.A. sellers) or amazon for a quicker delivery and easier return.

Both seem okay.

Get the cheaper one first and if it's not good enough, try the other cheap knife?

I'd tend to get the 727M-BK first by shape and size anyhow. It's a little more sensible shape for a tool knife if you ask me.

Reminder that a 1$ money clip is useful in the event of a mugging to give up your cash without giving away your entire wallet with ID, cards, etc in it if you live in a shitty location.

I got the g727m when it was on sale for $10. Pretty good knife.

I can get the Honor 8 for ~$305 with a 12 month contract to a pretty decent carrier (best value contracts in the market etc), should I do it?
A chinkphone with proper warranty and service is very tempting.
It's the 4GB 32GB variant.

nettbutikk.ice.no/huawei-honor-8-32gb-sort

where do you live dude that you need to think of shit like this?

Welcome back RegularOP

> A chinkphone with proper warranty and service is very tempting.
Not really.

And more so not at this price where you could get 2 pretty good Chinkphones already before the contract.

> best value contracts in the market etc
Say your own calculations including budget providers? Or some faggot advertorial on the verge or something?

>RegularOP is probably a paid shill
It's a sad state of affairs that this is a more comforting thought than the idea that someone out there is sad enough to sit in this general all day, every day, waiting to create a new thread as soon as possible, for no reason other than personal satisfaction.

My own calculations, I'd probably get their 2GB contract even if I didn't bother with a contract phone.

Nah I've lived in Norway they are the best. But honor costs more now not worth buying IMO

Pic of me trying this xiaomimeme unlock hell. Going to wait a week like Pajeet suggested

>shills are better than autistic Sup Forums-tier retards like that fat fuck from >portugal
As long as they give me good prices I am ok with this
>Xiaomi the money
>[RAUGHS]

I agree but where do you think we are?

Then I guess at least that end is worth it?

I still think the Honor 8 might not be.

What's the best chinkphone in its specs range then?

Fixed windows 10 unlock drivers. Now all I am waiting for is Xiaomi pushing their unlock shit to the servers. It seems they forgot or are slow as hell.

> Nah I've lived in Norway they are the best.
I'm not sure I understand the website correctly, but > $700 for 12m on a 2GB contract seems expensive.

I'm personally just being a cheap ass and paying like $50 / year phone/SMS costs on a pay-for-use prepaid.

I don't. Someone else posted it a few months ago and I figured it would be useful to remind /csg/ since some of you live in third world countries, second world countries, inner cities, sweden or germany.

Money clips otherwise look like hipster bullshit or something only a drug dealer would use. Knowing that they have a practical usage is useful.

The phone is 2800 NOK, the contract is 199kr per month. It's cheaper to pay for the phone upfront than getting it financed.

Norway is a very very expensive country. In Russia I have 500 minutes, 200 SMS and 10 GB data for 6 dollars a month. No contract, pre-paid card..

We haven't actually established specs.

I mostly just start with the assertion that the usual $150-ish suspects from these threads - redmeme, leeco, nubia, lower end honor will run / store anything you need them to just fine.

Try /spg/ but I recommend doing further research with phones they recommend because fanboys.

In Finland I have unlimited 3g for 5€

Guys i need to lower the speed of my bathroom fan that is 15W ~230V 50Hz

will this do?

aliexpress.com/item/Mini-DC-5A-Motor-PWM-Speed-Controller-3V-35V-Speed-Control-Switch-LED-Dimmer/32660899871.html

but its only 3Mb down and 2Mb up in real use.

Just cut one of the blades off the fan instead.

Not surprising. These lease-purchases on cell phones don't usually seem to be offered for the sake of good customer service, but for loan shark-like profits.

I think Switzerland is overall even more expensive. But maybe we have more cheap options for phone contracts...?

Not as cheap/good as what you just mentioned, though. That one does sound quite amazing!

Buy this one

aliexpress.com/item/High-Quality-1Pc-2000W-220V-Dimming-Dimmers-Thermostat-SCR-Speed-Controller-Voltage-Regulator/32610503073.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_3_10065_10068_10000009_10084_10000025_10083_10080_10000029_10082_10081_10000028_10110_10111_10060_10112_10113_10062_10114_10056_10055_10037_10054_10059_10032_10099_10078_10079_10000022_10077_10000012_10103_10073_10102_10000015_10096_10000018_10000019_10052_10053_10107_10050_10106_10051,searchweb201603_2,afswitch_5_afChannel,single_sort_3_total_tranpro_desc&btsid=f461ff71-3873-4486-9b94-2bf060115f20

I pay 130chf per month for unlimited 4g, unlimited minutes (including international calls to the rest of the EU) and unlimited sms. Also get my home internet 30chf per month cheaper because i have mobile service.

Thats pretty standard for 3g contracts isnt it

> 3V-35V rated
> on 230V device
What do *you* think?

thank you! aliexpress search sucks.

how often do you think don nailed her pink puckered anus?

I have LTE.... Worth it

aliexpress.com/item/whew-lads/32782809585.html

Should I get it?

>link on your post says:
>aliexpress.com/item/whew-lads/32782809585.html
>actual link says:
>aliexpress.com/item/2017-New-bear-Mascot-Unisex-Novelty-Carry-Me-Ride-on-Costume-Animal-Funny-Fancy-Dress-Pants/32782809585.html
Explain

aliexpress.com/item/ur-nan-is-a-filthy-cooch/32706947260.html?

You can edit the text between item/ and /item number. Makes linking stuff easier I suppose.

thanks

np, now go lurk more newfag

I'm looking for a brandless, golden, metallic, waterproof like pic related. There are plenty of them, the thing is, are they really waterproof? I'm ok if they can survive just some waterdrops.
aliexpress.com/store/product/2016-Newest-steel-meta-waterproof-USB-Flash-drives-64GB-pen-drive-32GB-16GB-8GB-4GB-Gold/2339276_32710326256.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4_10065_10068_10000009_10084_10000025_10083_10080_10000029_10082_10081_10000028_10110_10111_10060_10112_10113_10062_10114_10056_10055_10037_10054_10059_10032_10099_10078_10079_10000022_10077_10000012_10103_10073_10102_10000015_10096_10000018_10000019_10109_10052_10053_10107_10050_10106_10051,searchweb201603_10,afswitch_5,single_sort_0_default&btsid=f2c7e2b1-03ed-4546-8062-c46d8d554ba6

I know you *can* pay 1560 per year for all these unlimited minutes of 4kB/s phone call connections.

And no surprise they "allow" you to pay them again for your home internet.
30 less? That's twice as much as the cheapest home internet connections cost, they must be very generous! Oh wait, they're just selling you another 40+/month offer and hope you're not loading their more bandwidth restricted antenna so much with your "unlimited" internet.

[Not saying you can't do this, but it's certainly not really thrifty, and it'd be odd to be convinced by your operator that they're giving you anything "cheaply". They're not.]

aliexpress.com/item/no-problem-m8/32623577764.html2_

aliexpress.com/item/none-of-this-shit-here-matters,there-just-needs-to-be-something-here/32782809585.html?nothingheremattersatall

I don't see why these aren't waterproof.

I got 1gbit symmetrical line, so I'm not complaining about the service, and the price is based on Swiss wages being 4-5 times higher than elsewhere.

horry shit, that's amazing

lol

>mixza shark
>that video
perfect

Lmao.

>sharks are now 1:1 price with western brands

...

Amazing,
almost a shame I bought Samsung EVO+ over a shark
#gookmasterrace

> I got 1gbit symmetrical line
If you had that during most of the day with low latencies on that 130CHF/month phone contract, it'd almost be worth it.

But I figure it's the cabled contract at home? Yea, that's no surprise now that strands of fiber can carry terrabits of data every second.

[Would be only marginally surprising if you had a gbit even far away across undersea lines.]

> and the price is based on Swiss wages being 4-5 times higher than elsewhere
The radio / telecom equipment mostly gets made as cheaply as always on the global market, installed and operated by at most 1.5-2 times better paid people, taxed lower than in many places, and just in no way explains the remainder of the extra cost until you get to the people who end up with the big money - stock holders, real estate owners, CEO...

[Not that I mind you throwing them money, but it's kinda realistic that you do by far mainly that rather than supporting joe average.]

Oh shi- it's $17 (sandisk) vs $20 (shark) now.

Never bought anything off aliexpress before. What's the best way to pay?

Just use a visa card and pay the default way?

Credit card is fine, sure.

If you click the shuffle button with no songs you can see proof of chink botnet

Just use Visa, dont fall for the Paypal meme unless you want to get your money taken by the jews

>Just use a visa card and pay the default way?
Alipay is the most convenient way. You can also use Paypal if the seller accepts it. You're still covered by latter's buyer protection as long as you have invoice

>Alipay = get chinked
>Paypal = get jew'd

Pick your poison.

Visa, use your own money instead of borrowing

>implying visa credit cards don't exist

Yes. Walk around wearing an alt right uniform too.

> Alipay = get chinked
2-3% fees, I think.
> Paypal = get jew'd
4%+ (fixed fees might even make it 15% for small orders).

And of course, that doesn't cover the trade platform, whatever it might be.

I'm only surprised how long it tooks for anyone else to successfully do this, given that these transactions are ultimately actually a kinda superfluous layer atop the usual credit card / bank transaction business.

Where do yo guys get your chink prescription glasses. I want to get some prescription sunglasses and maybe replace my 3 year old regular glasses since they're starting to show some wear and tear as well.

But fuck me if I'm going to pay local prices for them without trying out chink glasses first. I wouldn't be so averse to it if it was just the lenses that were expensive, but I just don't understand why the frames are all >120 euro as well.

An user shared some coupons the other day. New users only.

$8 off $40
s.aliexpress.com/UVza2qAZ

$5 off $25
s.aliexpress.com/v26VnU7V

So...has anyone bought from DD4? Their prices seem to be much better than Ali and keeps being posted on ozbargain.

i.e. $4 Xiaomi XL mousepad ($12 on Ali), $5 45-in-1 screwdriver set ($10 on Ali)

Damn, I guess I fucked up because I didn't read the whole "registered on device thing." (I checked the archive for the screenshot)

Guess I could try and weasel my way around it some more

I'm also interested but at the same time concerned about the fit

...

Asking again in new bread.
Does this work on IR or does it work over wifi?
RPi doesn't have an IR sensor so i can't use it for kodi

> $4 Xiaomi XL mousepad
Is that with a code now?

> Does this work on IR or does it work over wifi?
Neither. Proprietary RF with USB receiver unless of course you use an IR receiver.

alright, I want to get a watch. I see in the wiki that curren and sinobi are cheap brands, and all I really care about is a decent looking watch with a leather band and a metal face, none of the high tech looking shit. Just something to tell time with. Any recommended models from curren/sinobi? Also, what are the chances that the watch will be full of cheap carcinogenic chemicals or something equally bad?

Who's the demon?

Sorry I fucked that up, here you go

> Just something to tell time with.
Any quartz watch then. It'll tell time okay.

> Also, what are the chances that the watch will be full of cheap carcinogenic chemicals or something equally bad?
About 10 cancer probability units per nine million watch models.

has anyone bought tea or matcha tea in aliexpress?

That's acceptable too.
8 days till payday

Get just the frame, fit the lenses locally. Don't fuck with your eyes/vision.

Yea, I bought tea.

Learned that I don't really like Pu'erh style tea myself, but everything else was okay to good and adequate for the price.

thanks man.

It's not like they're getting any worse, they've been the same for nearly 4 years now. I've also got a fairly simple prescription, just -5.5 on each eye.

Sites like Zenni optical have good reviews, so I'm not sure they can really fuck up my eyes any more than they already are. Too bad they're based in the US though, if I order from them I'll probably have to pay EU import taxes.

They'll fuck up even that simple thing. And there's also the pupillary distance. Enjoy your double vision and the headaches.
Just listen to this shit:

Were you lonely in your subreddit?

I don't know man, I just got my eyes examined a few weeksa go and have all my up-to-date info right here, pupillary distance included. Though I'm aware of the general incompetence of chinks, surely a company based in the US will deliver a product that is up to standards? Besides, I'm not sure my local optician is going to be terribly thrilled if I come in with a pair of frames I bought somewhere else and ask them to put lenses in them.

Still, I'll probably stick to one of their cheap sunglasses for my first buy and see how it goes.

Nah, you could probably script this and have your phone notify you when the bump limit is approaching. The OP wouldn't have to camp.

If it's just plain corrective lenses I don't see any way they could fuck it up as long as they got your grade right. If you have high astigmatism or unusual eye condition, it'd be best if you get it locally.

Is anyone else waiting for almost all their november packages? I feel christmas is the reason for my shit not being here but i really wanna just blame the chinks instead and get a refund.

fuck fuck now you reminded me that Chinese new years (veeery big holidays) is coming up and i just ordered a shit ton of stuff. Fuck will take forever before i receive them

Literally anywhere in the USA. Why do you think they all carry guns and have shotguns at home for protection?

How do you even use it

I live in Norway and it was cheaper for me to buy a $150 Redmi 4 Prime that get on one of Telenor's or Telia's contracts.

I pay 299kr a month for 3Gb data and "unlimited" talk and text (20,000 minutes and 20,000 texts) with Telia. It's a prepaid plan.

eglobalcentral.co.uk/xiaomi-mi5-dual-sim-64gb-4g-lte-sim-free-unlocked-gold.html

Is this a trap? Considerably cheaper than any 64gb mi5 I can find on Ali and says it will ship in 10 days rather than 90