Black van outside my house

>black van outside my house

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how do you know it's not a really dark brown van? or a really dark blue van?

>black people outside my house

Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up!

I will NOT, I repeat NOT fall for your Psyop attempts at making me doubt my own senses!

>rednecks in my neighborhood

how do you know it's even a van? maybe it's an suv parked at an odd angle? maybe it's a big minivan? or what if there is no van?

>Be me
>Wage cuck
>Black can outside my house for 3 weeks
>Getting paranoid
>Think everyone walking past is undercover
>Coming back from work one day
>My nextdoor neighbour got busted for CP + weapons

Always keep a look out user.

>heavy knocking on the front door

Stop smoking meth. Also you shouldn't download CP if you are too much of a pussy to deal with the consequences.

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Does it have lisence plates ?

B1G:B70TH37

spoopy

If it has plates you're probably going to live

>implying that living with jamal filling your ass with his nigger cream is a life worth living

Its the feds

wtf did you even do?
downloaded hentai?

Its too late, OP got vanned and the FBI is jacking off to his loli collection.

>OP when his house got raided right after he opened his CP folder

>tfw you know too much about pizzagate

I'm genuinely wondering is loli illegal? its animated soo...

In some countries yes. In the US its a gray area, and some states its totally legal and others are more legal. Pic related

>3 police officers at my door
>run through my head the possibilities
>could be anything
>well this is the end for me play me off
>i'll just accept it
>open door
>DOES A DONNA LIVE HERE
>uhh no, don't know her
>ARE YOU SURE SIR CAN WE TAKE A LOOK INSIDE
>ya sure no problem
>AND WHO ARE YOU
>i'm xxxxxxxxx
>LIVED HERE LONG?
>Yeah a few years now
>Ok... well you take care sir

>letting them in
>for any reason

In October 2012, after being reported August 2011 by his wife, a 36-year-old man named Christian Bee in Monett, Missouri entered a plea bargain to "possession of cartoons depicting child pornography", with the U.S. attorney's office for the Western District of Missouri recommending a 3-year prison sentence without parole. The office in conjunction with the Southwest Missouri Cyber Crimes Task Force argued that the "Incest Comics" on Bee's computer "clearly lack any literary, artistic, political or scientific value." Christian Bee was originally indicted for possession of actual child pornography, but that charge was dropped as part of a plea deal, and was instead charged with possession of the "Incest Comics."

literally nobody cares they just think you're a degenerate

Do you think Dicky Antonio's magnum opus would pass?

Swedish Dragon Ball manga translator charged for pedophilia.
They all thought that 'manga =/= child porn'. lucky, they guy got away and didn't face prison, cause his job was to translator.
Can't find that old news anymore.

>EXCUSE ME SIR AM I BEING DETAINED?!
>I DO *NOT* CONSENT TO THIS!
>SIR I MUST INFORM YOU THIS IS BEING FILMED AND UPLOADED TO REDDIT AS WE SPEAK

>Let them in
>They snoop in your room
>They see your rackmount home server
>They see your dusty thinkpad running gentoo
>They see scary black text scrolling due to compiling your updates
>You are clearly an evil hacker
>They detain you until they can inspect all your hard drives for hacking

>download cp
>"b-but I was just going to translate it from Russian to English! Surely you understand that, Mr. FBI. Mr. FBI? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

>tfw in texas

YOLO