Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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Real Kana
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How to Learn Japanese
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100 most common Japanese words
>docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub

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一乙

いらっしゃいませ

Sweden

>ah hai gaijin-san, japanese are not racist at all, we commit no war crimes

>haha sirry gaijin berieve my tatemae

おつ

hi

ネトウヨとweeabooの慣れ合いスレはここですか?

おうよ!ゆっくりしていけよな兄ちゃん!

そうです。

otsu

糖質が抜けてますよ^^

Abe in London.
I didn't know Cameron is still 49 years old. I thought he is around 55.

fixed:
I didn't know Cameron was only 49 years old. I thought he was around 55.

阿部さんロンドンか〜いいなあ行きたい

Thanks senpai!

do you have a gf?

皆さんの周りの男性はどんな女性が好みですか?
もちろん人によりますが、こんな男性はこんな女性が好みという、傾向はあるように思います。

>これまた珍しい物を欲しがったものだな。そんな嗜好品をお前が口にするなんざ、この長雨にも納得が行くというものだ
>You always seem to want rare things. Now that you've brought up that luxury good, this long rain feels oddly more natural.
I saw this translation being mocked online, whats the problem?

外人コンプって言われてもいいから死ぬまでに一度外人と付き合ってみてえな

顔が可愛くて話しやすい人が人気かなぁ

Stop killing Triceratops japan !

ポーランドのコアラのマーチ

Does what she's talking about actually bother you guys? She mentions how you guys really don't have a say about how your culture is 'fetishized' over here. Do you guys really care? Or is this person just being a cultural imperialist and treating you guys like children.

マジかよ
てか海外のお菓子売り場行ってみてえな

F君は素人童貞、と

No, culture always morphs and changes. Cultures clash with one another. Trying to preserve culture or keep cultures separate is pointless. It won't happen. Time erodes all. Furthermore, there's not a problem with actively participating in a culture you weren't raised in. If Japanese people like American movies and books I'll be happy others enjoy my culture, and I view myself reading Japanese books and watching Japanese movies/television in the same way, just someone enjoying a different culture.

Hey I've bought these before

君も素人童貞だろ?
それとも、彼女がいるか?

>cultural appropriation

Most of what she is saying is not really people misunderstanding asian culture, but rather taking part in a completely separate culture, that of weaboo/otakus, whose members usually know perfectly well that's it's not a representation of asians.

I am pretty sure that I see a good deal of 大和魂 within the "weaboo culture", after all if it's Japanese people making things then their culture will seep into it. Nothing odd about that. I don't think anime reflects Chinese, Korean, etc cultures though.

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今朝、近所でゴミ拾いをした。褒めておくれ

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>yorkshire
lowp ovver t'yat

頑張りましたね

Netherlands says hi

Ohayo gozaimasu, orandajin.

Thank you for your patronage.

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you should have thought and not felt before posting that

Have you ever been bullied by japanese posters, oldest ally?

世界というのは所詮、脳の見る幻想だ

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No, nihonjins don't bully people on the internet.

good to know

とっても眠いわぁ
皆さん、おやすみなさい

You'll be surprised if you ever visit 2ch or futaba

Yeah, I'll just punch right in your face and it's all illusion by your brain.

Japanese are bullying Korean on the internet

そのタヌキは醜すぎる

おやすみ

ムラムラしてきた!
ちょっとマスをかいてくるから待ってて

>Japanese are bullying Korean on the internet
"Japanese bully Koreans on the internet"

ジャップは甘やかすとすぐ調子に乗るからね。だからルールで縛り付けておかないといけない。


せんずりはほどほどにな

さてと、中国を民主化させて半島統一の道筋をつけてやるとするか
まったく手のかかる小僧だ

日本人の最大の思い違いは、サルでも西欧のような国になれると思っていることである。サルは何をやっても猿。西洋人にはなれないのである。このことは夏目漱石も野口英世も言っている。

youtube.com/watch?v=b_3ID9BdUg4

「千擦り」というのは大したもんだ
さすが日本の男だけあってよほどな体力がる

三擦り半って言葉もあるけどなw

Yes, social justice warriors constantly accused me of being chikan just because I think third wave feminism is retarded.

SJW's will bully regardless of nationality or ethnicity.

(´・_・)...but you are gaijin?
(ヽηノ)
ノ,ω,ヽ

I got bullied for being doutei once
they kept insisting I go fuck a whore (with a gomu) because they're so readily available that I shouldn't have a reason not to
felt bad man

vocaroo.com/i/s1oInNvs3vLJ

How did Japan even get so cute?

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!!逃げろ!!
ガチムチだ!!!!

どうした兄貴

but those drawn by old farts

the trains are so expensive, 10k for a 2h ride, huh?

Can I buy a ticket for the next stop and then gaijin smash my way at the destination? does that still work? I can speak Polish when they spot me so they can't try to use their best English

禿げてる

old farts with PTSD from the war that needed to draw cute things to survive

>does that still work?
Not only train, but you'll even get a free ride to the local police office.

scoobyはいつも禿げてる
男の証明だから

なもりさんは女の子ですが

I'm white though

>なもり
>女の子
She's 28 years old

>guys i'll try Polish
>treat me as a white man

savage

まあ、それはそうだけど、彼女はまだBBAじゃないよ。

>old farts
Only on the outside

>BBAじゃない
アラサーはBBA

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緊急事態だああぁ!!!
デブが現れたああああ!!!!
全速逃げろ!!

悔しいが認めざるを得ない

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大丈夫さ
なんせ僕、BBAも好きですから(確信

あなたはあなたに対してあかりちゃんが特攻させる?

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イェスさー

おはよう

おはろー

おはようございます
そっちは何時?

オセアニア時間だ

【製品とは】
。。。_、,_
(⊂_ ミ ドイツ人が発明

( ´_⊃`) アメリカ人が製品化

ミ ´_>`) イギリス人が投資

ξ ・_>・) フランス人がデザイン

( ´U_,`) イタリア人が宣伝

( ´∀`) 日本人が小型化に成功

( `ハ´) 中国人が海賊版を作り

韓国人が起源を主張する。

Ohayo gozaimasu, user.

Japanese thread ni yokouso.