How does Sup Forums protect their home?

Tell us about the cutting edge security systems that you've implented at home and rate others'!

I own a dog and a shotgun

A metal pan.

post dogo

...

there's a stairway leading up to my appartment

it's very thin

I put my snow shovels and brooms in the way so if someone opens a door in the dark....

they'll make some noise :^)

thread is just going to be a bunch of people un ironically posting guns

Get a dog. They make noise.

adorable

Now post the shotgun.

Not happening, sorry.

>cutting edge security systems
oh no user
we don't do that since it sends data back to the company
>and to the cloud
we are anti-cutting edge here

Oh, because you have a "shotgun". I see.

user has already compromised 50% of his security system by posting dogo

I live next door to a police station
I could literally yell out my bedroom window and get the attention of the entire town police force

Its cool, some of them come over when i grill, and they invite me to their big parking lot party thing every summer

Cause I'm in bed and too lazy to turn on the light and take a picture.
I also don't like taking pictures of it in general. There's been a few robberies in the area where they wait until the homeowner is gone to steal the gun. It's silly, but I'd rather not flaunt it around, even anonymously.

Exactly

...but that door opens inward.

I leave my doors open at night hoping somebody breaks in. I'm so lonely.

theres no shotgun....

by being poor

Is that you K?

I don't even lock my doors

Leave lights on at night when im not home
Leave car at driveway
Have raspberry pi securitycamera