How to survive in open office environment?

How to survive in open office environment?

I would quit immediately

Deodorant and earphones.

Use libreoffice.

Switch to watching porn on your phone when at work.

consider actually doing your job instead of browsing facebook all day

Cubicles are seriously underrated.

Work as consultor

hands free fapping

>How to survive in open office environment?
vote trump
throw out all the illegals
you would have that office to yourself

sorted

We have similar plans going around the office. If they become reality, I'm switching jobs. Luckily, it is that easy.

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

how is this related to technology discussion?

by the kind of environment that those of the lower class works as, in the tech industry

Jesus I would quit instantly if I walked into that. There is so much unused space that they are wasting by being shoulder-to-shoulder on those giant tables.

I've had nightmares like this. As a person who works in an open office, OP just cryogenically freeze yourself until the meme dies.

There is no way.
Install libreoffice or use latex.

Serious answer: Quit immediately.
Proper answer: Use LaTeX.

>How to survive in open office environment?
Use Libre Office instead.

Use libre office

Underrated

You quit.

You suck it up until you can get a better job, or quit if you can afford it (I can't)

it's so you can re-organize easily if project teams changes
i.e., we don't need a properties dept to move shit for you if you can move it yourself.

I can't believe the chinese fell for this stupid shit.

Headphones and gas masks.

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How would you not notice that before you sit down?

Just use headphones and don't browse even the blue boards on here. Cover all your insecurities and become an arrogant cunt.

>be me
>be in semi open area
>we call have our own desks and cornered off
>be on the end by wall
>program for a while
>then go on twitter, youtube, and leddit
>repeat

while fair, most places use it to circumvent the maximum capacity of a building. If you're suggesting that people should work from home a couple times a week, and if you're an open office environment, you can do a lot more number fudging to convince anyone that cares to look that you're still in compliance when you're blatantly not.

You quit and take a job at a place with private offices.

Don't work for a company that treats devs like cattle.

BUILD WALL

Most people down get on a new and inspect their chair before they sit down user. I could see someone sitting on this after immediately pulling it out from under the desk.

But the red nozzle would be easy to see even if you weren't looking for anything

pic related

or remove the polarization filter and turn it into a pair of glasses so only you can see what's on the screen.

>top left
Is that really a thing?

>crammed shoulder stops boulder with pajeet and Chang in some meme startup open office
>die in a fire

Land of the free

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yes

Jesus Christ, that is way too "open."

I'm legitimately worried, because I had my own office, I'm used to smoking a vape all day. I'm fucking spoiled and night have to work in an environment with other people. Now what?

If you are a manlet.
Also coat covers the back so it might be harder to see.

Also some people just don't see stuff.

I dont see what's wrong with that. Looks pretty comfy

>survive
People need some fucking space that's what, if everyone gets jammed together like a chicken coop it's just miserable.

Also sickness spreads like wildfire and never ever leaves.

Flatulence.

Seriously, just leave. Even working at the mall selling shoes beats that environment.

This is how workplace shootings happen I bet. We just never hear about it in the news because management is good at shifting blame.

Yes its called high-school physics.

But couldn't anyone with polarized glasses see it, too?

With the correct polarity yes. It's not for making your screen 'secure'.

How hard would it be to get a polarity correct enough that they could make out what you're looking at though

Well you rotate the glasses.
It's trivial.

Get a buckling spring keyboard and some good headphones.

Frequent coffee and smoke breaks with your colleagues

So it's useless then..

> There's a cable issue
> Have to go under the desk
> Everyone looks at you weird and probably spread rumors about you being a pervert

ffs

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