Am I white?

Am I white?

absolutely.

for sure

literally couldn't be whiter

way too white for swedish standards

white as snow

damn...
How long can you stand in the sun?

Dude, are you a norwegian lost in Brazil?

yes brother

whiter than the window next to you

You're a thick guy

whitest person on Sup Forums.

No

No, not even 10% white If I had to guess

...

>jelly moors trying to bring down that beautiful white man

You got that image from tumblr, really?

I'm half finnish and half swede

Too white, even for nordic argentine standarts

Ronaldo Nazario/10

Indeed, I can distinguish a fellow Prussian when I see it.

I'm gonna get blind by all that whiteness

You're a fucking nigger-arab-moor rape baby

You wouldn't happen to be from south Brazil would you?

you got an expensive phone if it's watertight

Such perfect Nordic aesthetics.
Are you a tourist?

Yes.

I was biting my tongue but assumed exactly this the whole time.

do i look like american

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