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this 2bh

poo

this labour MP is the worst person on earth probably

just

just one of those days where i kinda feel like blowing my brains out lads ahaha

tp

gingies

*sneezes very loudly*

literally this

>Women's Equality Party

don't women have more rights than men in the UK and US?

what's Peter Hitchens up to these days? kinda stopped paying attention to him when he started going "muh George Bell" every week.

Not really. Hitler increased state spending and welfare, but he was motivated by a decidedly non-socialist ideology

>tfw ginger beard

god i hate being a ginger male

>don't women have more rights than men in the UK and US?

debating drugs policy

Depends on the context in which it's said that he's a socialist. It's annoying when left or right wingers (though usually the left) use something like that as a dick swinging contest.

You simply cannot study or understand the rise of the Nazis without understanding them as being socialists as well as nationalists. Hitler's experience as being homeless in Vienna for a few years was just as a big an influence on him as his experience in WW1.

I'll ravish you like the hairy orangutan you are.

thank you. I agree with morality man on a lot but he's pretty wrong on drugs imo

wow that just reminded me of something, when my friends and I were like 10 years old we were messing around at the play park for whatever reason and this old man got really angry at us, said we were too old and physically assaulted my friend

despise yanks and am disgusted by circumcised cocks desu

some old guy shouted at me in a park in germany when I was a kid

still no fucking clue what he said to me

Imagine having sex with a woman.

I can't haha.

What's this about using imodium to get a cheeky little buzz, lads? Apparently it barely breaks the blood brain barrier and you have to take a ridiculous amount of the stuff to feel much. I'm no druggie but I have messed around with otc stuff in the past and this seems like it might be worth spending a couple of quid on

probably something about the impertinence of today's children compared to the hitler youth of his day

Going to post the following thread on /his/ tomorrow, just want to copyright it here in case someone independently thinks of the same idea

>history book is written by a woman

every time I drink alcohol I get depressed as shit.

Can't even in my dreams

Got very close this morning but she turned out to be a lesbian tranny

such is life

>tfw I genuinely might live till 2100
>people born in this year have a 1/3 chance of living till 2116

Those years just sound futuristic

haha

>UKIP leader in Scotland turned up to his count in a transit van

HAHAHHA OH WOW HAHAH

What percentage of Sup Forums do you think are virgins?

yeah I wouldn't be able to describe it properly to you but it's not something difficult, it comes naturally when you're in the situation

just get a prostitute

I did once in a lucid dream

Was a very odd experience

stop drinking alcohol then, try smoking some weed

>might
>"""might"""
How old are your grandparents/did they live to?

HAHA WORKING CLASS PEOPLE HAHAHA??? OH MY GOD THEY DRIVE TRANSIT VANS AND NOT MERCEDES BENZ LIKE MY LOCAL TORY MSP?

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probably 75%

What percentage of Sup Forums do you think are older than 17?

>nonce

Why are commoners so OBSESSED with paedophiles that they had to come up with their own special word for it?

after years of having no luck with cuties my age or younger I'm now thinking of looking for girls older than me

is it easier to date older girls? what are your experiences with them?

Prostitute is just too strange. I can barely get my head around the concept of having sex with a woman let alone pay a woman to have sex with me. I'd end up paying her and then walking out because I wouldn't know I was doing because I was too nervous.

Remember those little rubber dome things that you would turn inside out and they would pop back into shape and jump into the air?

What were they called

why don't boys revise as much as girls?

Why is there an advert for Trivago explaining what it is every 2 fucking minutes?

It's a fucking price comparison site for hotels. It's not fucking complicated

my nob

I'd say 90% of them are underaged and 98% are virgins.

I'd say that as someone who isn't underaged but is a virgin.

I'd also project that Sup Forums is 90% virgins as a whole.

kek, why would anyone choose thta plate?

black man hating on Japan on QT lads

>A lucid dream is any dream during which the dreamer is aware that they are dreaming.

So a normal dream is where you're 'watching' the dream?

lads?

FOAL

Leave my county you poverty stricken asshole

you're a heterosexual male with a biological drive to procreate (I.e have relations with adult fertile women) if you struggle to even do that haven't you just failed biologically as a human?

Does anyone remember Oidz?

no you are taking part in a normal dream but you aren't aware that it is a dream

only had one gf and she was the exact same age as me

I do actually, don't remember what they were called though

it's the only way to numb the pain of my failed life
at one point I was earning mega money in trading stocks and then I lost it all and now I work in retail
no money to invest
dropped out of uni due to earning money at the time and now I regret my decisions
I was young and stupid
If only I quit while I were ahead, but no.

life's going no where, got a shit job, no qualifications and no gf.

grim prospects

Yes a normal dream is where you have no control over the dream consciously and its just like tv

This is what a guy I went to school with does at uni. He goes to a private liberal arts school in the US.
I've helpfully circled the area where his penis isn't.

Remember that phase in Britain where it was pretty much illegal to wear a hoody?

>asshole
Just embarrassing. FOY

Basically.
Also let's not forget the fact that our brains can manufacturer false memories in relation to our dreams that are crystal clear to us at the time.

It's a shame we stopped funding fringe research.

bloody darkies coming over here and taking all of our jobs

I don't understand, lads. Americans pay hundreds of dollars a month for health insurance, yet still have to pay tens of thousands if they need to go to the doctor for ten minutes

going to bed fuck off

I don't feel that feeling anymore, sex is just some strange thing that I watch on videos now.

It's become such a foreign concept I can't even picture myself partaking in it.

I've only had older gf's all my life, any specific questions?

First gf was 14 when I was 12 (first I've had sex with anyway).
Second was 17 when I was 15.
Third was 22 when I was 17.
Fourth was 25 when I was 20.
I'm currently 24 and my gf is 26.

They seemed more appealing when I was younger, but I think I will go for younger girls as I go older just because 30+ women aren't that attractive.

no on behalf of everybody on earth

1-8 i go for a run
9 or 0 i go for a drive

pretty good system for the doctors

Me listening intently

but what if the tv are a dream

>...y?


WHY YOU DO YOU THIS !? THE SPACE, THE FUCKING SPACE !

>24c tomorrow
>can't wear my parka

lads

>where it was pretty much illegal to wear a hoody?
Give us a history lesson lad, this sounds interesting.

It is you that is abnormal here. The vast, vast majority of people on this website are virgins. It's just something you will have to accept.

finally gonna try and get out of bed haha

wep is insecure. use wpa.

No because I remember them

frogs out

Imagine actually being good looking

Imagine actually being treated like a human

havent shaved for 6 weeks

how's the beard looking?

Go fuck yourself Rasheed.

UKIP are the part of the white working man.

It amazes me how MAD normies get about paedosexuals. It's like a switch in their little brains is flicked and they can't control themselves. A lot of the hate seems forced but there is still something truly wrong with them

morning lads

Make me

Are there any exit polls for tonights elections?

Poleaboo is getting hype for Amir Khan's next bout

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i'm trying but it's just too farfetched

>asshole

fuckin nobend

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OI OI

hoody used to be a polite way of summarising urban social problems.

this 2bh

I felt like I fit in here when I was a virgin. Lost it in December, and been having regular sex since March and now I kind of find it hard to relate to a lot of Sup Forums. Mindset is just in a totally different place. You don't feel unwanted or unloved or unattractive, it does wonders for your self esteem

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Fuck off 10%er.

almost nonexistent