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dank of england edition

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cunt

...

stand up for britain

Had a shave today, not gonna leave the house for a few days cos I look like a right prat clean shaven

0121 lads

Imagine being a Rasheed.
Haha imagine

...

that's me
im a grill btw

Does anyone have the wojack meme where he's looking in the mirror and looks good, then takes a photo and looks awful??

looks like a poor man's London

rorke

Don't lie to me, Frog!

>tfw no poke gf

>crafted a new

Struggling to find my headphones

Needed quite badly desu

lads, suppose you found yourself in a position of absolute power
what is the first group you purge?

i would berry my dick in that. right in it.

going to smoke my spliff out the window and listen to choons in my headphones

Could do with a Gardevoir gf

Muslims

Me in the middle

might find it easier to take off the jeans first

that's me
i have a penis tho

would unironically begin to cleanse Africa of blacks, or at least take measures to slow the birthrates

Normies
Every last one of them must be crushed

i heard you on the wireless back in 52

Bait you bruv

dunno my cheese eating, surrendering friend. i've got a bit of a sharp 'un

>someone saved my picture

good lad

tinderlad?

good lad

>poleaboo sill alive
awful choices

is that you in the bushes?

The original poster is from Britain. Stop being a foul smelling, snail eating, detestable frog

you forgot the part about being a monkey, dropping the weapon, and rolling faster in reverse
but in my magnanimity i forgive you
if you have a sharp stick it's a spear not a willy

not the ass
the face

Post more

weeeeeew lads

Grow up lads

Sara

why are Scots so hairy?

Fell in love with her when I saw her on stage in Treasure Island at the National

I would purge all non-whites so I would start by wiping out everyone in the USA.

Death when

>ass
FUCK OFF YANK

Its the only picture I have, taking good arse pics is hard.

Lads, I just found out I'm descended by King Arthur's Brother-in-Law.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urien

Normied off my face

Help me lads

Lying awake, stroking my dick to pics of you.

"arse" sounds disgustingly lewd and i can litterally hear shit crusting loudly around the rim in real time

use bum

who notts here

Because they are the result of breeding humans and dogs.

Me on the right

You're very gay, froggie.

fuck off with your normie haircut, scumfuck

You have some weird fetishes. Are you on the German border?

Brits trying to trace their ancestry back to aristocracy and royalty are no less pathetic than 'muh heritage' yanks

lads, monday is the first day of the week isn't it?

if you think it's sunday you can top yourself

Anyone won any elections yet lads?

"bum" sounds faggy and like your are affraid to mention the poophole between the meatbuns

:^]
i am a german rape baby

horsefacemon

How dare you talk to a King like that, filthy peasant.

>if you think it's sunday you can top yourself
*leaves computer and prepares to top oneself*

>i am a german rape baby

But everything a Frenchie says sounds faggy.

Dear oh dear lads

I'm Dutch ama

Kanker

In which part of Holland can I find the best hookers?

Nova Scotia

glad to elicit the use of this reaction image
peep show is comedy wise on par with seinfeld in my mind albeit in a very different vein

nah it's not
consider the following:
frotte ton zizi contre le mien petite pute

>talking to guy at work while we wait for the kettle to boil
>"so user are you going out this weekend, girls?"
>"nah just to the pub with the guys"
>"ah oh well haha"
>"hey so I saw a bunch of French guys on my walk to work the other gay"
>"..."

There's no way out of this

mongool
The only part that doesn't have cheap abo-tier sluts is Amsterdam
Nieuw Amsterdam

Fuck off normies
You will be first against the wall

is the joke
>the other gay

because i mean
i could do better with my own dick in my mouth and fifty ounces of black tar up my ARSE canals

>implying you're capable

I don't have a sausage what you are saying.

Why so slow?

meant for

Yes I accidentally said gay instead of day

Fuck off Frenchie

most of the lids are asleep m8

Should I shave?

wish I was good looking

no imo

A normie-free Britain
That's the Britain I want to see, that's the Britain I believe in

definetly.
You look like a Rasheed now

sure you have
between those two ripe and slightly wrinkled eggs

then i don't understand your post altogether
pls bully my ass you wild aboland dweller

Vote UKIP

shave that twatty look off your face

Half Spanish so technically I am

A+ post if i am being honest

Nottingham lads what we saying

your head
you look like an idiot

He asked whether I was seeing any girls and I said no, just the guys. Then I said gay instead of day. Some people could take that as a slip.

Is that spelled out enough for you?

Why?

Drug addicts and drug dealers. So probably like 50% of blacks and Hispanics and like 75% of white trash.

first one was alright
second try not so much mate

>have big dong
>can't mention on dating apps/sites because explicitly stating it is obviously a turnoff
>no way to subtly display it

Wish it was as easy to show off as big tits desu

Toughts?