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Fifth of May edition

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every american in this thread is a chicano

ur thread a shit, Famalam

smashing a natty ice lads

>40 percent of american posters aren't white

is cinco de mayo mexican Independence day ???

That's a cool flag

it's just some battle when the french invaded

I got an email from a girl in my poly sci class asking for the final prompt since she missed the last day of class.

Thing is I've never even spoken to her before
(I dont even know what she looks like) and she could have asked any of the other 20 students or more obviously, the Professor.

Thoughts lads? Sorry for blog post but these things never make sense to me, more curious than interested as well

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

she's hoping that she can take advantage of you because she perceives you as being a beta loser who's going to whiteknight the everlasting fuck out of her

I'm not even memeing, there's a solid 80+% chance that this is exactly her thought process.

She doesn't want you D, she just wants to pass the class. Up to you if you want to help her out of not based on that.

you can send emails to everyone in the class if you're using blackboard

GRINGOS TIENEN QUE DEJAR
ESTE HILO IS PROPIEDAD DE MEXICO

>IS
one fucking job

All she asked for was a picture of a piece of paper lad, not sure where all this "beta whitekinght" stuff plays into it...

No it's just gmail I would have seen if it was sent to anyone else. I'm confused why she wouldnt just ask the professor to email the prompt directly

Anime

>All she asked for was a picture of a piece of paper lad
she's not retarded, she knows if she just comes out with huge demands out of nowhere you'll just pretend you never read her email or something to that effect

youtube.com/watch?v=9iUUdaL4KmI

fugg :DDDD

I'm getting there

Why are presuming she's abusive when she asked a single question?

He is b8ing

>overthinking it.jpg

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I guess, would have just emailed the professor or TA though, that makes a lot more sense

>lads

I think you mean bros, bro

>kasich gone
>cruz gone
>trump beat them all

he really did it, i cant believe it, its happening

pretty scared lads.
My mom works in a american company here in mexico

The man has an understanding of PR that puts government workers to shame.

He played the media like a fiddle with outrage til every news station was blathering about him and then slowly he started pushing policy.

The magnificent bastard did it, that certainly deserves some respect.

And to be quite honest, I'd vote for him over Hillary.

I would too if i was american, i kinda like bernie, but hes going to lose, cant let crooked Hilary have it

Went to grab lunch with two new coworkers, and one was flirting with me very openly, a bit physical as well. Does she like me or does other girl? Why would she flirt in front of another girl so openly unless it was a test and the other girl was into me? Any ideas? Anecdotes?

Thanks for the advice.

Tfw no Jew BF to cook and do dishes for

I just want to be a qt houseboy

Send text to both of them, but probably most likely the girl that was upfront about it is the one you have a better chance with. Did they invite you? Tell us more

Same.

I think Bernie is a trustworthy man who has the best of intentions, I have doubts about Trump, but jesus fuck he's better than shillary. I'm from Arkansas, I know damn well what kind of people the Clintons are and they don't need another term in the whitehouse.

yea they invited me, one girl was quiet, nice and professional and the other was extremely flirtatious. Sort of didn't want to be too blatant about it tbqh because it felt weird with the other girl who was sweet, just staring on.... literally rubbing her feet on my legs under table by the end, like what...

and the flirtatious girl literally rubbing her feet***

The flying fuck? you sure theyre not lesbos and they want to fuck your brains out at the same time?

Do not fuck this up

Donald J. Trump will make our greatest ally great again

Fuck off jani, you would have to delete every single post ITT thread and all /cum/ threads before it if it didnt relate to international culture. I'm guessing you wont delete either of these though

This seems really insane, but I'm keeping it open desu...

cowfee

Trump is gonna make netanyahu suck his dick for dat military aid

he's gonna do a cost benefit analysis son

>tfw machine porn jew will never hook you up to one of his machines and film you for /cum/ to watch

Why do coasties hate the rest of the nation?

We don't hate you because there's nothing to hate or even comment about.

They have beach boners even though they barely make the trip out to the ocean because that would entail leaving their computers and venturing into public and, dare I say it, removing their SHIRTS, god forbid.

Fill that with freshwater and we'll talk

t: California

tell me about the /cum/ baby

It's a neutral feeling, only california hates you

wat do you u want 2 kno /cum/-chan

>we shitpost so hard 4 u
>nothing of value
>nothing
>/cum/

lads i'm serious

oh you mean how trumps going to buttfuck american companies outsourcing to places like mexico? well...i dont know what to say user

its very cute

americans lost their jobs so that she could have hers

well i am the /cum/ baby and i post her when i ask if /cum is ded, and i say rip /cum/. but ppl rly like her so they post her often, shes rly cute right

Get a hobby dude.

/cum/ is dead like Sup Forums is dead

in that it was never good in the first place but we pretend anyway

i do miss m00t tho

Sup Forums is only good in hindsight

In the present it is always shit

>tfw you can never go back to 2k5 Sup Forums

;_;

At the beach with friends thinking of you anons

whats australia like?

I got on in 06.

It's been 10 years since then. So many memes.

Countless threads and shitposts...

here sum really funny interesting thing you can read on your phone so you can look like yoiure kinda busy and interested in whats going on on your phone, laugh now !

This milk hack will change your life

they never managed to save 4chanarchive, right?

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this is so fucking dead
unbelievable

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>tfw everyone around you is a liberal

who suburb life here

ah, so you live in california?

>not living in the red part of the state

nope, ohio

;)

Reminder that this guy started the Alberta fires.

/cum/ I need help!

Where is this man from?
I keep seeing him around.
I must know who he is.

His name is reverse google image search.

Buddha

>tfw Mormon in California
>tfw resisting decadence by choosing to surround myself with white conservatives rather than SJWs and chicanos

I tried that and got nowhere.

Pope Francis

Heard those mormon girls like it up the ass.

nvm found it

>you will never kill all chicanos

Traditional modest qts in public but freaks in the bedroom due to years of sexual repression, the way women should be

tfw i work for a Mexican company unrelated to trade with the US, feels safe lads

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Good.

The fruit shall be ripe.

>living east of the rockies

not even once

but Paco you YOU are the chicano

haha HAHA
Stop bullying us ;_;

>planned for years to do several things this summer
>not a single one pans out
>now I wait another year I guess
just about done desu

IKTF
Rape? Mexicans typically aren't white enough to be desired like Spaniards

Move to the Midwest and revel in the comfy?

I know these girls.

They are demons in disguise as angels.
You it them hard, hit them deep.

And soon they'll want nothing but pleasure.

actually funny you should say that, cross country road trip was one of those things

Aww :c

jesus christ how horrifying

Seen first episode.
Nothing too different.

youtube.com/watch?v=5T7Xj_VHYVk

we made it

>tfw watching the get off it chase with Sup Forums

that was like 3 years ago, fuck