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Whats the issue, OP?

doing a poo

don't like this edition. don't like it one bit

how people can still believe in the gender pay gap myth this day and age is beyond me

Cara

Oil has nowhere to go but up now, yank. It's not over yet.

Lads

Why is SNP so big in Scotland? Why don't Scots vote for either Greens or UKIP if they want to really piss off the Union?

waiting to make millions off of oil
still here. cooled down a bit after having a quick wank

Alri

I want to shag Ruth Davidons partner.

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As if this girl isn't like 35

because the greens and UKIP don't give a fuck about scottish independence. the SNP is basically a one-issue party

Marina

I might shave.

Evens I shave

Everyone hates Labour and the Conservatives. That's essentially the reason.

To be fair, who on Earth actually gives a fuck about Scottish independence?

that dyke haircut is getting me 35 kinds of aroused

are the scots really going for Scottish independence again?

also where did you get that proxy

Get tae fuck

How are you lads feeling today?

I'm actually in Burma rn, working with Ox(senpai)

No. it's not a real concept at this stage.

The SNP are also competent governors of Scotland and have held the Scottish Government for quite a while. People here don't want Labour or the Conservatives running the country because they see both as branch offices of Westminster that would through the country under the bus if Westminster head men told them to do so.

any fellow golfers here?

I think I know her

if her last name is Phillips then I know her

scots
somewhat sympathetic foreigners (like myself)
the english democrats

What is your favourite dish from a chip shop lads? Careful what you say as it determines if you are proper or not

drunk 3bh. how bout you cunt

not getting paid then?

don't reply to him

don't reply to me

Nope

Cinco De Mayo over here so I'm lit and pretty buzzed right now ngl

That depends. How hungry am I?

chips

Would you say Scottish independence was an inevitability? It would certainly seem that way if the SNP whose central platform is independence keep getting elected

yea, I'm decent but nothing special
doubt there are many more though
>tfw even made a Sup Forums golf game bu never played it more than once

Are people over there using more British terms cause I was speaking to a yank yesterday on a game.. Cheeky cunt started to call me 'mate' bang out of order that.

Question: is it just on /Brit/ or are yanks copying us?

fish fingers innit

Fish and chips with a pot of curry sauce

Pastie supper

That's a cool looking cat

do you mind if i call you thaiguy instead of thailad?

Is this your first day on /brit/ or what lad?

jumbo sausage and medium chips

probably because he heard you were a brit, that's why he started using your slang.
it is nothing mainstream except for ironically using "m8" online

no it's paid.

dem half shut love eyes though

Too many Yanks go to, or know people that go to, Australia. They like to use it either because it's second nature if they lived there for a year or, and this is the offensive part, as a fucking meme langguage.

does anyone know the track that's played from 3 minutes onward

Cod and chips, sometimes haddock. With some mushy peas on the side. Let me guess the Americans have chicken nuggets.

am a traitor to my country if i prefer chinese and indian food over fish and chips? i mean don't get me wrong i like fish and chips but given the choice i'd rather have crispy duck with pancakes, spring rolls, chow mein etc

No I don't think it's inevitable.

I don't see another referendum happening any time soon. Bar something absolutely major happening like the UK leaving the EU or a war or something I don't see another referendum in my life time.

It's bizarro thailad lad, call me what you want

> that webm

No, can you answer the questions or fuck off?

THAILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

Yeah I rarely come across fellow golfers on here but it's always good when I do

I will second this chap's opinion.

thanks, i just feel like "lad" is overused here and calling you thaiguy would be a refreshing change, especially since it rhymes and it's whimsical

haha your cat looks like my cat

can you call the real thailad and tell him get on here

Nothing wrong with that mate, everyone likes a good Chinese. Personal preference.

I think given what Scotland has contributed to the UK in science, politics and industry over the years Scotland leaving the UK would be a very sad day and I hope I never see it tbqhwym8

NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW
ROME GOT FLIP TURNED UPSIDE DOWN

She owns my spare chair. I can basically do anything to her while she's chillin in it. And she's super vocal. My pepper.

Pepper Ann.

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you can't remove the lad in "ladyboy"
checkmate atheist

why is /brit/ so shit?

'Lad' is overused and not just here, the twats over at LADBible are to blame.

JFs

Naw but YOU can fuck off """mate"""

I wouldn't care much from an emotional standpoint, almost every English person I've met has been a cunt and I don't have much affinity for the country itself.

Because you're in here..

OUT

people here in yorkshire use lad as a matter of course when dealing with young males. your nan will call you a good lad

stop calling me fucking "mate" yeah? I'm not your mate

from all accounts better than /cum/

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Funny.

t-that doesn't help me AT ALL

gay

i wish you were my fucking mate

leave thailad alone, ok?

I know

>that mark on the wall where the door has obviously hit it repeatedly

why do i see this in so many public buildings? are we living in the stone age?

I wish I were fucking your mate

cold out

Wish I could live in British India during the peak of the Empire

depressing that it became independent and a shithole
would be a strange synthesis of cultures if it had remained part of the Empire.

he is a prime mate you ape man

I know it's been used up North for ages, but it went mainstream for some reason and now everyone uses it to the point were it's actually annoying to hear.

lowering my bollocks into a jam jar full of boiling water

It was always a shit hole mate don't buy into the memes that countries were paradises in the empire. India just had its good spots, which were more common back then. Now the majority of it's shit with few good places.

>his willy isn't so small he pees on his bollocks

Night lads x

Jelly jar*

Stop appropriating British culture and use your own words.

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Message me if you want to save Britain

>pees
Are you even tryin mate?

what did he mean by this?