lazy friday edition
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come on it's the fucking elections, where are the Pinoys at?
#SiMiriamAngSagot
National dress when
But shes dying.
I'd rather have a dying genius for a president than a healthy kleptocrat.
I s-swear i didn't nean to hate you ;__;
Sweet dreams, honey.
This is the worst argument.
So whats the point? you think she can serve well under her circumstances?
I just want her to rest and enjoy her last remaining days, of all this presidency can do to her is to speed up the process of her cancer..
much better than those big space sleeves
hell0
please give me money I am staring here, please reply faster my pisonet will close
I am here in a computer shop in Tondo
never been to a piso net jesus i cant even imagine being there..last time i went to a computer shop was in a decent one and not littered with those kids who smell shit, where you can die of suffocation if they surrounded you.
not him, but...
Just this one point. As you can see, Duterte (and all the other candidates) always chickens out of debates with her by playing the "he's my pal, not gonna fight him lol" card. Meaning, with stage 4 cancer she can still humiliate you in several different ways.
>honoka
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUT
But she cant banter her way out of cancer m8.
rude desu
That 14 year old pinay girl told her over protective guy friend that she's chatting with me.
He says she should stop but she's not listening.
slut shame her
as you wish user, let me start with this
She's telling me she's an angel I'm telling her she's a liar.
I agree with him tbhw even though I dont like him
tell her should be studying and tell her shes a whore for chatting in the internet
although shes probably just an NBI bait
Oh shit the elections are today.
lmao
>35C
>tfw literally naked right now
Are you a cute boy or a transgirl?
>that pic
lol, I can start with a speech regarding freedom of expression, inherent rights and obligations and all that shit, but why should I care about anything this cocksucking faggot talks about?
Ikr right you try telling freedom of speech to dutdut supporters and they'll say binayaran or ay may dilaw
2 more days
kek janis hate flip politics
get that slut out of asean threads
hey /asean/. What are your first names btw?
Ferdinand
Otou-san?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MODS
WHY ARE THEY REMOVING SOROS FACE
N
Daniel
Liem
some newfag mods don't know flip politics is the heart of asean, with 60 percents of posters are flips
I'm personally excited to watch our shitty country further dig itself into oblivion once Dutdut wins.
people just don't know they're making a mistake until it finally happens. they will now learn their lesson.
I will move to singapore before shit hits the fan.
if you can suck dick well we'll let you
I don't even know why he's so popular? Is he just a meme candidate like Trump? Do millennials just really love the guy because they don't know any better?
Events
Monday May 9 Election day - GET OUT AND VOTE
RALLIES
>Rizal Park: May 7 in Rizal Park, from 4 p.m. to 10 p.m.
Survey Result Pulse Asia April 26-29
>Du 30 / Poetangina 25 / susMaryosep 22 / Only B1nay 15 / Cancer 2
ENTERTAINMENT
>Duterte's connection with NPA
youtube.com
>Lewd Maid Story
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>Australia cant handle the Dutdut banter
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>Burning Singapore Flag explanation
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>Habbening if Dutdut loses
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ADS
>Mar Roxas's SuperPAC Anti Duterte ad
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>Pro Dutdut ad by Cayetano's SuperPAC
youtube.com
Aljun
All yes. They took the man seriously. The Philippines will only go the Venezuela route.
Eman
Tfw Only Binay sent me a text message
He really cares about me ;_;
Gonna vote for him on Monday
Kiko
Aljohncel
Bubuy
Jethro
Jose Maria
Ramon bautista
>Duts is going to win
>Trump is going to win as well
RIP in pieces
Tfw we are Trump's enemies because Dutdut will ally with Chyna
Rubin
Ismail
Why kontol is out of control what do i fap to?
I've seen dutertards claim that Roxas will bring about the country's demise, which is fucking hilarious.
Just arrived home after friday prayer lads
I just fug a weeaboo white girl Asean. I look chink, I'm tan, and I wear K-pop inspired hair. Basically was a tan shota husbando her. I feel like a whore.
Blake
Both sides are spouting exaggerations just like in your elections
So i no longer want to impregnate pinay teenagers because they're so fucking stupid and impossible to talk to.
>Me: i think that was disrespectful why did you do that?
>Her: I'm not being disrespectful
>Me: this is why i think it was disrespectful. Do you understand?
>Her: yes
>Me: so why did you do it?
>Her: I'm so sorry
>Me: I don't want an apology I want an explanation. Tell me why you were acting so disrespectfully.
>Her: I wasn't being disrespectful
Post prove
Kevin
it's also funny how easily people are moved into switching votes, like Trillianes' stupid ad. It's like they're voting for personality rather than ability.
Context, fuccboi
this is jus a distracting technique they use so they can fuck you for your green card
I asked her to watch a youtube video i thought was neat. She said no. She said she just wasn't interested.
I told her this is like when someone offers you food and you say "no thanks I'm not hungry." She agreed that that would be really disrespectful and she'd never do such a thing. Then she said she understood my analogy. Then she continued to insist that she did nothing wrong despite that.
If someone says "yes i agree with you but I'm still right and you're still wrong" then they just become impossible to talk to. Especially when immediately after all they want to talk about is "why are you always so angry with me?"
I've talked to esl 7 year olds from my mom's school who had more to say.
See:
There's no intelligent life on that island.
>teenage girl
There's your problem. Why the fuck were you talking to an underaged flip girl, anyways?
>when someone offers you food and you say "no thanks i'm not hungry"
Thats perfectly fine response. Whats so disrespectful about that?
>teenagers
>expecting some insightful words comes out of her mouth
you should consult your co-bules for pedophilic wisdom
please do us all a favor and get out of this country if ever the 30 and mar cause wins. we don't need edgy teenagers who thinks that it's the end of the world because they got indoctrinated by some fear mongering prophet or whatnot.
Because they look sexy and fertile.
Great now we are only left with dutdut NPA tier indoctrinated idiot edgelords
With Marcostrash revisionism on the side
Double uggghh.. just
>t. Pedophile
Called the Police Departement in your state, the Air Force, Secret Service, etc.
Most of them are voting for him because of it In the first place
And poor binay now that's the true victim here no one even really doubted the allegations about him, hypocrites
Its not like dutdut haven't used children in his ads.
This only happened because teenage girls would tell me they were 18, send me nudes, then say they lied about being 18.
OC
My age radar is out of whack because of television. There are 25 y/o who I thought were tweens and vice versa.
Fucking hell, the more I read through political posts on social media, the more I want to bash my head in.
#stopfreefb
>I don't even know why he's so popular?
Pinoys fell hook, line and sinker for NPA propaganda tactics
The red pilled ones know that the "real" candidates are only Roxas, Santiago and Binay
Poe is just a meme, any self-respecting country wouldn't vote for an adopted child of some dead action star
You would probably feel like drilling through your skull with a portable power drill when you see political threads/posts on Sup Forums (mainly threads that looked like they were made by Sup Forumstards to shitpost).
I know i feel it everyday when i visit Sup Forums or Sup Forums.
But seriously, who's the only flip president that any of you fags would actually want to win?
>who's the only flip president
>want to win
I'd take Magsaysay 2bh.
if what you meant was "which presidential candidate"
then it's Miriam, no contest.
kebab remover
kek. this triggers the pathetic weeb faggot, MKL.
for ant
Miriam only if she runs with thrill-lianes
>"General Angelo Reyes, to the brave men of the Philippine Army and Marines; leave none alive. Huwag niyo akong subukan."
Hopefully BB marcos would be next
>Dudirtyfags on suicide watch
What if I told you I wanted Roxas to be the next president?
Its not even that bad.
The one with binay was people bluntly asking about the allegations in detail on TV. Although they were not children