What did you do to celebrate 5 De Mayo user?

>What did you do to celebrate 5 De Mayo user?

What do you answer?

Fapped to "latina" porn. I almost can't come, my dick craves white women.

Decapitated someone

fugged your mums

I had mayo on my double cheeseburger today so there's that

Me on the right

good man

me with my arm around you

hold me closer :3

Of all the persons that have pretended to be Mexican on this board out of butthurt you must be the most retarded one.

Isis Taylor is a good Latina model, does anal too

No te calientes, de donde eres que te ofendes con chistes de narcos ?
De hace unas horas

What?! You don't decapitate people too?
Our gods are ashamed.

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Roll

i drank alone in the dark

Roll

I worked for my parents and cleaned the house. After I watched basketball, it was fun and I liked it

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Rollin

Not like you could just search for the picture of a passport on internet or anything.

rolan

5-6 pls

Went to mass since it was the feast of the Ascension. You did go to mass, right?

Wait really?
I completely forgot all the religious feasts except that one where Mary gets pregnant from an angel and well the jesus birth/death ones

It was "Kristi himmelsfärdsdag" yesterday, national holiday ;-)

I don't even know what "5 De Mayo" is

Por que le contestas en ingles?

Ate shitty dollar tacos from Jack n the Box. It's a miracle I didn't get sick from eating it. I much prefer their burgers.

it was my birthday so i drunk 0,5L vodka by myself and pass out

> 0,5L vodka
>pass out

That's pathetic.

Because this is not hispachan, you fag