>be me
>light skinned Indian dude
>visit Murica for studies
>Make fun of people while they whine about how Indian food gives them trots
>visit India
>get Diarrhea
Apparently I got diarrhea by visiting my own country.
Wat do, Sup Forums?
>in b4 edgy poo in loo maymays; been already doing that since this morning.
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Why is the Indian identity so closely tied to human feces
Our national disease should be food poisoning.
>light skinned
>I-I'm white guise, s-swear!
not exactly white, but not shitskinned either
You stay in Murica.
You become Murican.
You embrace freedom.
Your anti-diarrhea buff wore off because you have been so far away from holy men lately. Get some half-naked magic hobo to say a prayer for your butthole and the shits will subside.
One more month to go. I'm worrying I'll lose my 'murican identity.
I like it how skin color was completely irrelevant in the context of the story, yet he felt the need of mentioning anyway
i'm an aryan brahmin and not a dravid shitskin