>be me
>light skinned Indian dude
>visit Murica for studies
>Make fun of people while they whine about how Indian food gives them trots
>visit India
>get Diarrhea
Apparently I got diarrhea by visiting my own country.
Wat do, Sup Forums?
>in b4 edgy poo in loo maymays; been already doing that since this morning.
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Why is the Indian identity so closely tied to human feces
Our national disease should be food poisoning.
>light skinned
>I-I'm white guise, s-swear!
not exactly white, but not shitskinned either
You stay in Murica.
You become Murican.
You embrace freedom.
Your anti-diarrhea buff wore off because you have been so far away from holy men lately. Get some half-naked magic hobo to say a prayer for your butthole and the shits will subside.
One more month to go. I'm worrying I'll lose my 'murican identity.
I like it how skin color was completely irrelevant in the context of the story, yet he felt the need of mentioning anyway
i'm an aryan brahmin and not a dravid shitskin
Stock up on burgers and bbq brisket now, shovel them in until you can't move.
i'm craving for some beef and bacon m8, but I'm being told I'll be stoned to death if tell people I eat cows.
>falling for the "Aryans are superior" meme
>be light skinned Indian
>get confused for Pakis or Arabs in the west, get beaten up because people think you're a Muslim
>be dark skinned Indian
>take over Silicon Valley
I live in the north areas where that percentage is quite low. That percentage is max in UP/Bihar where subhuman shudras live.
isn't south india wealthier than the aryan parts?
I went to Florida last summer.
Let's just say... It wasn't a good experience.
Still, your most developed state is Dravidian and southern India benefitted from the Indian ocean trade historically. I don't see any reasons to hate dravidians unless you're a self hater trying to appease white people...
Post a picture of your hand so we can judge your claim of having "light" skin.
>most developed state is Dravidian
Which one again?
Kerala
Germans too, but they eat it
And Americans keep pushing it in every sentence because they can't swear properly
Americans even sing about it
>mfw an indian called another indian subhuman
What did you say about being white again?
Literally who even are you
Lol calling kerala most developed is like calling iraq a safe place to live
>tfw Swedes just hate Indians because the whole Muslim world hates Hindus
hehe, struck a nerve there it seems
or should I say: "hehe, struck his shit there"
Dots not feathers my burger friend
It's not hate desu, just a really firm feeling of being superior in every aspect. Then again, everyone should feel that when thinking of indians.
Also, is that shit on his face?
>all this denial
South Indians may be shitskins, but at least it's not literal shit on their skin unlike Aryans.
The great conundrum. Got close to being stabbed in straya once.
Is something wrong with your eyes or monitor? When's the last time someone shit was that orange?
Here I present to you ladies and gentlemen, a TRIGGERED ABCD.
Why does the Aryan meme even exist? White Aryans were just hairy apes who got lucky and got the opportunity to chimpout on the rest of the world.
Could be dried or whatever.
He's probably high af
oh shit
No like I'm not kidding who are you what do you do
Dunno. Cuz aryans are better in every way?
>an Indian is saying "shudras" like we know what that means.
A toilet cleaning mexican, for comparison.
A street sweeper?
Yeah practically the same. Street cleaner, toilet cleaner, whatever.
>what the fuck do you have against dark skinned Indians, user?
Funny english accent, and ayyyyo rraaama.
I actually think he looks better desu.
>tfw neighboor is 18 yo white indian
>street shitters unironically call themselves aryan
no, indians are not aryan
only iranics are aryan
Montezuma want his tribute
don't worry dude, no one's ever going to emigrate to fucking indonesia of all places.
where are you? medan?
kys cuck
Oppic girl is pretty good looking. But she would look even better if she would be darker, right?
NO.
what if we outgrow the stale memes and start acting like an actual international board?
nice idea. do you have a solution for my trots?
why were you named after the spics in americas?
not really m80. were you named after your russian overlords?
but we're older than the russians by hundreds of years
you were named after apaches and aztecs and shit
fuck off retarded cuck there's a diff between dots and feathers.
>an indian calling me a cuck
pooinloo
It really depends on what you mean by 'developed'. Its a good place to live and the people are educated, but by no means industrialized or modern.
Would love to have a holiday in India desu
dont worry dude she text me
nice meme you've got there m8
*smacks lips*
So you be sayin we can't swear an shiet?
please help me date a qtp2t indian girl
Like this?
youtube.com
Those are Brazilians btw
Indians are silly
This BRo gets it.
Indians are obsessed with that "we're Aryans not Dravidians" bullshit.
If Indians call themselves aryan, why are most of them in dark skin color, black hair, brown eyes, and shit on the street, and smell bad ?
Light skin Indians just look like Turkshits
Yes. It's better developed, more wealthy, has less people, and much less open defecation. It's hilarious when I see North Indians try to claim they're superior to South Indians.
I like it how skin color was completely irrelevant in the context of the story, yet he felt the need of mentioning anyway
North Indians are obsessed with it. That's why it's a shit hole
>European
>not a cuck
pick one pls
>>in b4 edgy poo in loo maymays
BUT ITS THE FUCKING TRUTH PAJEET
Some Indians are pretty white looking desu
south indian food is god tier desu senpai
That's what happens your chef wipes his ass with his hand before making your vindaloo.
You are a 13 year old. Admit it
>""""Indian""""
That guy is 3/4 British, or even more.
I don't know why brown people are so obsessed with whiteness desu
A final solution, perhaps?