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/balt/ + /ausnz/

Hello boys

daily reminder: i'm lonely and want to say things on vocaroo

Don't make me.

GIT OUT

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good post

bad posts

nice dubs

make me

Say this.

/brit/

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>Sweden
>Australia
>New Zealand

What is some essential "pound jack daniels and beat my wife"-core?

I'm on a skynyrd trip right now.

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kek

Say this word: nordvästersjökustartilleriflygspaningssimulatoranläggningsmaterielunderhållsuppföljningssystemdiskussionsinläggsförberedelsearbeten

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classic

Fuck off

im sleepy :3

I was promised tits in the new thread

Delet this. You aren't any better than us anyways.

It's ok sister, but you should be smarter than to post face here as a girl. I got finals so I'm getting some sleep, peace

Sweden isn't very different.

whew
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Pantera?

ass>tits

2 Broke Girls more like 2 Rich Tits

Wow a yuro has good taste for once

You are posting that everywhere, Are you obssesed with asses? me too.

lmao

great taste, my dude

oh i'm an ass man, don't worry. but I take what I can get.

Miss me yet?

She won't post ass, I can guarantee you from her face and stature she has a tiny ass and she's embarrassed of it.

tits desu

It doesn't matter anyway cause she won't post anything in the first place

Why are you guys giving beardless Zach galiafinakis attention again?

>/r9k/ believes they can get her to post by insulting her
Painfully obvious, sad thing is that's it's clearly been working so far

She legit looks like she has downs.

i got too out of control

Yes I pride myself on that

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tits

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>/r9k/

I'm just having some fun, lad.

ELAKT

:^) don't so harsh Hans

What is this?

Why do girls post face here? They know they're just going to get torn apart and everyone here loves to troll

Fuck off Sven

Mexican rapist

Trump was right

sorry friendo, it was the easier thing to say. pls give me more pleasant things to say

Some like it rough I suppose

Faggot Swedish
Sup Forums was right

Gå och lägg dig Alfred

it's easy to attention whore here and get validation from thirsty posters despite looking below average and being considered ugly by most of society

Seriously you're ugly as fuck and probably very annoying irl, fuck off slagathor

"Justin Trudeau, född 25 december 1971 i Ottawa, Ontario, är en kanadensisk politiker, partiledare för Kanadas liberala parti sedan 2013 och Kanadas premiärminister sedan 2015. Han är son till den tidigare partiledaren och premiärministern Pierre Trudeau."

Only Sup Forums is right

I'm making fun of how Sweden has so many refugees that the most learned language on duolingo in Sweden is Swedish

You dense idiot

H-hey /cum/

1. My dick constantly hurts from deathgripping 2
2. I'm uncut
3. I'm American
4. My dick is also small and veiny
5. My heart is so cold

hi how r u

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Cute your life into peices, this is your last resort

But the "refugees" don't learn swedish, as it's not needed in the ghettos.

10/10 post, some people here will not understand the joke and it's a shame

I'm good, just getting my daily shitposting dose before I go to work, and you?

Hello

Then who the fuck is learning Swedish

based

Russians spies.

Those fuckers are on it again.

pretty much the same, except before I go to bed.

Women will never understand this film

>At pub
>"Friends tell me too talk to girls and bring them over"
>It works but eventually they get bored of my friends but take off

Why am I the sucker here? If It was just me, i'd be getting laid.

Yeah dude I'm sure they were all slobbering over you and your friends are the ones who fucked it up. Gotcha.

wish me a gud night sleep pls

They came over though right? Even after I said I was broke. What's the angle?

They're not supposed to.

Well getting them to come over is one thing, managing to get a number or take one home is another. I wasn't there so I don't know, maybe your friends did fuck it up. Was probably all of you though 2bh.

Gud nite frend

I'm gonna break into your house en el meurto de la noche and assrape you to death

God natt - sov sött

Am I the only weirdo that likes K-Pop?
youtube.com/watch?v=SVgkNW2cENQ

>Was probably all of you though 2bh.

You're probably right

omg bye pal

I understand it just fine, Aus man

>Skeptical

>an American responds to me

hi (;

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Gonna nonlegally (not illegally, there's a difference) download some music lads

>nonlegally (not illegally, there's a difference)
There isn't. And it's just fine.

what music

where da kewl kats at?

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>Gonna nonlegally (not illegally, there's a difference) download some music lads

>I illegally download music and video games and television shows

>I pirate video games

That's because you're a dood.

>/cum/ is now exactly like /brit/
What the fuck guys? I really expected better of you than those autistic cunts in /brit/.

how bout you fuck off back to balt you goof

I don't know if /cum/ would approve of my taste in music so I'm not gonna tell you

>WOT THE FOK GOIS? OI ROILLY EXPEHKTED BETTA OF YEW THAN THOSE AWTISTIC CAHNTS IN
/BRIT/

So I was looking up Fort MacMurray because I heard there was a terrible fire and was saddened by the loss of wild habitat, and wanted to know if the evacuees were "20th Century real Canadians" or "Abdul from Aleppo and Kung Pao Kim" Canadians from one of Canadas nutty "cuck my country" schemes. Whether they are humans or not factors into how much I figure I should care.

For example, when I read the news and see that there was a mass shooting at a lawn party where a mother and two kids were killed, I withhold sympathy until I read the location. If they are actual humans, I feel compassion. If instead I read that its a bunch of monkoids engaging in typical monkoid-on-monkoid shenanigans and was likely the fourth shootingin that neighborhood this week, I mentally mark the incident report as "NHI" (No Humans Involved) and turn the page. Its a side effect of a government free enough to allow citizens the right to defend themselves personally but dumb enough to decide that if an ape can walk upright and be trained to speak somewhat, it must be a citizen also.

Anyways, back to my original point. Looking up Fort MacMurray., I had to once again look at a map of Canada.

Do you people realize just how many fucking lakes you have? Its like something out of a science-fiction movie.