fuck. someone stole my toilet seat, what to do?
Fuck. someone stole my toilet seat, what to do?
Jason Sullivan
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Henry Cruz
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Wyatt Parker
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Gabriel Cooper
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Christian Edwards
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Sebastian Moore
i can't wrap my head around how this vantage point would've been taken? the cell phone is clearly below the penis, but there's no camera shadow?? i call hacks
Henry Cruz
The phone shadow is in the shadow of penis.
Zachary Foster
Or the body shadow
Carter Baker
The phone shadow is in the shadow of penis.
Luke Ross
There are no body, it's the flying sentient penis.
Jonathan Flores
Letter for a nationalistic Russian girl
Dear Anastasiya,
I know that your heart has been frozen by the unforgiving russian winds and the struggle for survival in such harsh conditions made you ill of amor and pasion.
Your eyes show no fear and a sense of determination that i admire and long for.
Yet we are sad for life isn't always a battleground, sometimes life brings you the soft warm breeze that caresses your face, helping you dream and forget the hardships... In that etheral, quente and suave ambiance i will embrace you Anastasiya. My hands will caress your hair of gold and pierce trough your breasts lighting up the flame in your heart. Once the ride begins you will feel the most joyful and freeing sensation like running from the Bulls in beautiful Pamplona. The sexual climax will reach to the peaks of the universe while the guitars burn with desire.
In the end, while you rest your soft face in my tanned, golden chest i will kiss in the forehead and say: "Nunca más seras sola y para siempre serás caliente".
Yours truly,
Fernando Martinez
Daniel Hughes
I think you just blew my fucking mind.
Lincoln Lopez
You don't have those in USA?
Cameron Bell
no it's been classed as hate speech towards christians
Brayden Collins
No. I hear one visits you every once in a while though and that you're quite fond of it.
Parker Nelson
Oh fuck. We sure do I guess.
David Edwards
Isaiah Ross
Glendale, back to mass grave.
Well, there are some here and there.
Also, some semi-sentient flying asses, they usually work at ministry of taxes.
GIMME A LINK TO ORDER THIS!
My neighbors gonna have good times.
Landon Anderson
delet this no t*rks allowed
Bentley Gutierrez
Back to archipelago, Ivan.
Brandon Wood
Is that dick growing out of your head?
Jackson Scott
How'd you know?