Howdy, germanic servants! Check it out, I'm made of gold!
Howdy, germanic servants! Check it out, I'm made of gold!
Benjamin Anderson
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Logan Ramirez
he was a turk
Jaxson Russell
America never wanted to be a super power.
Lincoln Morales
I had to watch this shitty thread for at least 30 mins
Leo Morales
t. charlemagne
Matthew Gonzalez
You've just posted one of our national heroes. A big thank to germanic people for having liberated us from the romans and created France.
Grayson Gomez
It is amazing indeed. Gold is a very valuable commodity.
Caleb Phillips
you killed Sup Forums you son of a bitch!
James Ortiz
I hate Krauts who disagree with me, but I hate other countries even more
t. Otto von Bismarck
Joseph Adams
It is amazing indeed. Gold is a very valuable commodity. You are a very powerful and I have no choice but to submit to my servile instincts and become your vassal. I totally didn't have any plans for independence or world relevance by the way.
Jace Hernandez
I've heard his name a lot but I have no idea who he really is. I know he was french (?) and that's about it.
Henry Young
he's 100% french, that's all you need to know
Andrew Hernandez
what did he do?
Chase Roberts
Karl der Große was a German king who created Germany and France.
Connor Myers
he removed saxons
Brandon Miller
more detail pls
Brayden Hill
He was defeated by spanish muslims and sheep shaggers so he decided to conquer saxons because they were weaker.
Jack Price
watch a documentary
Brayden Moore
what did he mean by this?
Charles Thompson
The tl;dr meme version is that he was basically a proto-Dutchman who converted to Christianity and then made France and Germany.
Jacob Bennett
how did he make france and germany? why did he make two separate countries?
Liam Ross
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Isaiah Harris
>archivist : how do you want your succession laws senpai?
>Charlemagne : just gavelkind my shit up
Angel Mitchell
The Salian Franks and Merovingian kings were Dutch desu.
First they conquered west Europe.
And later they died and the whole place fell apart. After which France and the Holy Roman Empire were born.
And then the Netherlands said: fuck it. And left the Holy Roman Empire. And then we had a Golden Age on our own while the Germans were busy squabbling with themselves.
Hudson Lee
Charlemagne was actually Belgian. *cough*
Anthony Thomas
They were one country. He conquered a bunch of Germanic tribes and the remnants of Roman rule in Gaul and made an empire - the Frankish Empire or Francia, as he was King of the Franks. The empire was basically just held together by sheer force of will, however, and his heirs weren't as good or as hardcore as he was, so like 200 years later it split apart into West Francia (basically France) and East Francia (basically Germany).
Evan Morales
James Walker
Destroyed Evropa.
Jason Lopez
Kayden Baker
Germainc > all > shits > latins.
William Gray
CHARLEMEME
PS : W.Francia, best Francia, """"Holy""" """Roman""" """Empire""" was a joke and it was annihilated by a corsican manlet
Jace Gonzalez
>Charlememe
fuck CK2
fuck KC too
Camden Allen
First Reich a shit, but the second Reich BTFO you frogs in just 40 years
Lucas Reyes
John Cooper
But we destroyed your 2nd Reich after WWI
And 1870 wasn't a victory for the Reich, it was a victory for Prussia and their slaves
Nathaniel Russell
anglos are worst tBh
Logan Peterson
you made us.
Charles James
>we
Isaiah Howard
He was Roman and restored the Holy Roman Empire
Christopher Gray
Yes, we.
Julian Peterson
You mean the Russians, Brits and Americans right? without their help you would get fucked in the ass Pierre
Anthony Richardson
I'm sorry...
what did you just saqy?
Christopher Reed
Sup Forums was frozen becuase someone probably posted CP on Sup Forums and this thread was the thread at the top of Sup Forums
Jacob Baker
>Holy
>Roman
>Empire
Christopher Walker
Clovis is the proto-Dutchman that converted to christendom, not Karl
Landon Taylor
fuck off roach
Christopher Brown
>huuur duuur WWI was Brits, Americans and Russians, u frenchies suck !!!!!!
Ryder Taylor
Biggest meme germanics and catholics ever managed to concoct.
William Harris
Karel de Grote was born in Belgium near Herstal, which (like many parts of Belgium and northern France) was proto-Flemish at the time.
Even the town name "Herstal" has Germanic origins.
Jordan Foster
>Clovis
>proto-Dutch
You mean proto-Flemish shitlord.
See pic, the yellow part is the home base of the Salian Franks (i.e. the Franks led by Clovis).
Matches almost perfectly with what would later become the County of Flanders.
Christopher Bell
He was a Greek that created the peanut-butter hence the gold color
Dominic Garcia
The franks originally came from the Netherlands
Aaron Long
Kalervo Isokenkä was an ancient finnish king.
Colton Perry
Everyone always comes from somewhere else.
The Franks that started the Frankish expansion that shaped the modern West came from proto-Flanders.
As is obvious from
Kevin Baker
yes that was one place of settlement of the great proto-dutch migrators, the franks
Jordan Morales
If you want to go down that road, all Germanic tribes came from Scandinavia.
The Salian Franks were settled in what later became the County of Flanders, and from there they started the Frankish expansion that shaped Europe. Starting with Clovis I. See pic.
Samuel Johnson
But the Flemish are Dutch, so what's your point?
Mason Morris
...
Owen Williams
You literally can't deny that the Flemish are just Dutchmen.
Juan Lewis
Carl da Mayne was the Afro-Moorish king of early Europe descended from the line of Black Croatians
Jonathan Stewart
>I'm made of gold!
>no Swiss flag
Cameron Perry
Frisians!!!
Jack Hall
Am I part of the master race guys?
Charles Mitchell
"Flanders" as a toponym is much older than "Dutch" as a demonym for people living in what is now the Netherlands.