I want to make discussion of Slovenia

I want to make discussion of Slovenia
A very nice country

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>that border cucking trieste away from slovenia

KEKVENIA

I agree.

>losing to a bunch of dudes hiding in the woods

> ZLOvenia

looks like a poor austria

Can I come visit and sleep on your couch
Sweet thanks bro

Don't know much about it but looks pretty noice 2.b.h. Decent women and you're not Slovakia.

Why is Slovenia such a wonder of a country?! Only 25 years ago it was mildly annoyed by communist rule, but like always Slovenian people live better than Canada, Hong Kong and New Zealand, we're not even talking about European Union.
By the way did you know that dual grammatical number is ALIVE in Slovenia?
And they even can DEKONSHTRUKT SHOCIOLOGIKAL KONSHTRUKTSH AND SO ON?
And GORENJE has facilities over there because Austrian mineral springs are subpar compared to Slovenia, which is LITERALLY permeated with mineral water?

Bravo, Slovenia.

DELET THIS

How much are you willing to pay?

>he lives in a landlocked non-country

Bretty comfy if you ask me.

10 polish zloty per night

I presume you made a typo and meant 100.

Wish we had connected borders :'(

Rightful Austrian Land

It's actual pretty amazing that a nation state this small exists in continental Europe desu.

Big strong zloty worth more than small euro is very good deal

I know that feel.

I agree, Austrian lands do belong to Slovenia. Austrians are German-speaking Slovenes, after all.

100 or no deal.

The seaside is pretty nice and virtually indistinguishable from any other Italian town on the Adriatic.

Because it's Italian clay

Tell me about slovenia.. Why does he wear the crest?

If I took it off, would you become russia?

Slovenians are just confused Austrians.

>Slovenian "sea"
>Slovenian "coast"
>country the size of a parking lot
>Horvat (meaning Croat) is the second most common surname
>woman famous for wanting Croat cock
>Croatian is the second most spoken language, not English
>Slovene isn't even a national name, it just means "Slavs"
>existance before 19th century is unknown
>greatest leader is a Croat whose dad banged a Slovene
Cuckvenia

It would be extremely post-soviet.