Happy Valentines day Sup Forums

What are you doing today? Why are you here instead of with your significant other?

I'm in Japan and my SO is wales t b h f a m

I'm with my waifu and that's all that matters.

I like wales too theyre delicious

im with my waifu making an irc server from scratch for my portfolio

Because I don't have one.

Tell me Sup Forums , why are you alone?

I'm with my waifu making postfix/dovecot work and that's all that matters.

nobody will mail you so why are you bothering

Steam will mail me.

I'm in Japan too, but unfortunately my SO and our 3 LOs are sleeping right next to me. Shitposting on Sup Forums is the only thing keeping me from suicide t b q h f a m a l a m

I'll have a significant other when i'm over 28.
Till then it's one-night-stands for me.
Fuck long-term relationships. Not my thing.

Good taste user.

where are you?

M I L K I E S

Im in pakistan and Valentine's day is banned.

What the fuck?

southwest tokyo area

>What are you doing today?
I'm trying to get work done.

Fat and ugly. I'm sociable with plenty of women, and not in the beta orbiter kind of way, but pretty much none of them would ever want anything romantic with me.

yokosuka?

I only love Lain.

Kawasaki

I might get drunk with my computer and see what happens if you know what I mean

It's in the morning and I'm just doing my usual browse and shitpost routine across Sup Forums and leddit.

>Why are you here instead of with your significant other?
She's here, but she's doing the same thing. I plan not to put in much effort today because I know I'm not going to get any tonight. I'm so alone, Sup Forums, the only thing worse than not having a qt 3.14 is having one that doesn't want you to fuck them. It hurts, I haven't had relief for weeks and I have no privacy to find it myself. Things are perfect at face value but I die a little more each night when she just rolls over and goes to sleep.

>What are you doing today?
Working, like any other contributing member of society.

thats cool m8. but would you not prefer somewhere in kanagawa?

why don't you have the balls to end it before she does? Leave on a high nigga

>Why are you here instead of with your significant other?
Spent the day with her and our kid

The night is mine, to shitpost while they sleep

1. OCD about sharing my personal space with another person.

2. I don't like having schedules and responsibilities.

3. Putting food on the table in this economy is bad enough with entry level jobs requiring a millennia of experience

4. I can't have liabilities like wife and children when I don't even have my own house and car

5. I am lazy and don't want any long term commitments

dude, get the fuck out of there.
>not a qt
>doesn't want the d
>you're not happy
end that shit, nigguh

we broke up because i use tabs, and she uses spaces

bro, leave

Wft is with the Japanese and wales?

She is using you for a comfortable lifestyle. Under the guise of a stable relationship, you are the sucker. She get financial security and a place to stay while giving you nothing in return.

She is probably sucking some nigger dick to satisfy herself so she is never in the mood for you.

This girl looks so pure, who is she?

Any more pics of her?

you sound like a nigger

i'm gaijin t b h

Women have needs too, if she's not getting it from you, she's getting it from someone else.

Because things really are perfect outside the bedroom and when I'm not desperate and horny. We live together and also run an IT services company together. Our husband and wife team is something to market and our family knows each other very well. I can't end it and I can't imagine it being over.

Please don't make the same mistake I did. If they don't want to jump your bones every night then something is wrong. They're not "waiting" or building up the excitement. Leave before you're in too deep, you'll never just get used to it like I thought I would. Sex is more important than you realize. When people say "at least the sex was good", they're not joking, it's the thing you fall back on when other things aren't good.

Being so happy and yet not is worse than being sad.

you're kidding, right?

If not, she is Mia Khalifa... You can find a bunch.

Nigga, she's fucking someone else.
Even if you're happy now, would you be just as happy with this otherwise perfect life if she was fucking someone else?
Right now she is your friend, nothing more.
When was the last time you kissed, hugged, snuggled in bed?

Things are not perfect if you cant even talk to her about this shit, or if you are she does not care.

>Why are you here instead of with your significant other?
My left hand is right here faggot

Spank the monkey, probably take a look of pornhub's promo for today.
Never used premium before. Any recommendations?
Also, watch the Champion's League.

>he doesn;t know about the cute muslim girl mia khalifa

>Also, watch the Champion's League.

>watching rigged sports

>she's so used to her bf's average white dick that she got hurt taking the BBC and wouldn't do anal cause that's only for her bf

Checked and this. Talk to her about it.

>When was the last time you kissed, hugged, snuggled in bed?
Last night. Like I said, things are perfect. We literally just do not have sex.

I'll try. I'll prepare a fancy dinner tonight and broach the topic. Even just hearing her say I'm too much of a beta fuckboi would be assuring because at least I'll know what the problem is and we can work accordingly.

>''''muslim''''

I haven't had a "relationship" since middle school

I was too much of a wuss to ask the girl i'm interested in out to do something today.

me too thanks

they're at school

Go work oit. Sex is a primal physical thing before it is mental.

If you got man meat she'll want to eat.

Or if you're too far, slim it down.

Once u got the looks right, the easy part is the ambiance and approach . Women are sensual creatures. Candles , wine , and a movie and I'm sure you'll be making out or at least fingering her.

Dont see it as you getting off. See it as you serving her and getting her to Orgasm first.

>We literally just do not have sex.
Eh, maybe she just has a low sex drive then.
Good luck user, for your sake I hope that's the case.
Nothing much better than a QT who shares your interests to snuggle and handhold with.

Does she still do porn

because im getting ready and will see my girl in an hour or so.

if i were single at this time i'd be watching this movie with you anons.

not gonna lie that was a good movie and something that will happen in the future (well except the ending of course)

Wtf are you doing?

Eh? Regular work day as a monkey. She's pushing some all-you-can-eat sushi place for tonight, but I'm a weirdo and don't like sushi so it's not supper exciting for me. Go home and fuck after. Then smoke weed and watch Netflix until tomorrow. Repeat that until Friday and then it's krunk time. Nothing special about today other than it'll cost more money than usual.

>he doesn't know about the card farming business

>2011+6
>developing meaningful interpersonal relationships other than with your co-workers and family members and lifelong friends

>but I'm a weirdo and don't like sushi
no one likes sushi, people just pretend they do for snowflake/hipster points

Since I don't like it, this feels believable. But many of my past girlfriends have loved sushi, and I don't date fakes, mostly geeks. But, I guess everyone has a little room for being fake in life.

sushi is ok. ceviche is where it's at though.

Has loneliness turned you into a smug anime girl?

Girls have no interest in me. Surprised? Simple as fuck.

I like sushi unironically.

>had it at all
Fuck off normalfag

>taking gf out to dinner
>dinner by the ocean front
>after night picnic at the beach
>pop her favorite wine bottle
just gonna drink and be there with her for a while, back to my place for sex. wake up next day back to work for both of us.

when will the rest of you learn?

>when will the rest of you learn?

learn waht

Wish you the best user. Hope you get somewhere!

>when will the rest of you learn?
what a waste of life whores, sex, and poison drinks are?
idk maybe when people stop being so stupid they stop believing the shit they see on the internet/t.v?
you're a brainwashed idiot if you think anything you posted has anything to do with living/building a successful/happy life.

I broke up with her a few months ago.

Just tell her you want it. She'll be into it in a couple of minutes.

Just Rape her

>so
>my
>she
>believing "she" exists

hahahaha good shit user. Sup Forums is the reason i dont have a SO in the first place

it is, we laugh, build memories. Nothing wrong with a drink, you talk about drinking poison, i think the internet is more poison.

There is nothing wrong with going to a restaurant, eating dinner, and having 1-2 drinks with your gf. Sorry bro, some of us enjoy life. Enjoy living/building a successful/happy life on an anime board

this is bait

I feel you user. It's the same for me

Are you me? I'm stuck in the same golden prison as you. Met this girl a few years ago. She wasn't good at sex but was open to everything so I've seen her improve both in gestures and techniques on a daily basis. We did everything, had our climax simultaneously and shit. Those were the great days.

Then we moved in together and everything started to collapse. Our jobs have been eating our minds since then, slowly pushing our couple forward the routine and the boredom.

Now she won't ever ask for sex, and the worst is I don't really complain either. I live with my terabytes of porn and jerk off everytime she leaves the house. Our sexlife is pathetic but put that apart and the rest goes pretty well. The sad thing is we became "roommates" in some sort and we're too deep into that shit to even jolt about it and grasp the nettle once and for all. So we happen to mention it like "meh have you seen we don't have sex anymore, we're just two autistic fucks in an expensive flat". But then everything goes dark again and routine takes over.

Tonight I may grasp a bottle of wine to mark the occasion even if i know we don't believe it.

Holy shit are you ME. What should we do m8? I can't just live with this massive collection of porn and have no sex. Why even have a girl if this is what it's like.

>girl
>met
>gf

i don't really go out to bars and such, and i'm terrible at online dating (be attractive etc)

also the majority of girls in my city are sjws and/or sluts and/or lesbians, and i haven't really accepted being bisexual well enough to date a guy

wow, you're like a detective or something

>Found nice gf
>2 years later
>No passion she farts loud and laughs out loud she has gained 25kg
>she expects flowers ect ect when she never does anything for me

Thinking how to kick her she came from a Slavic shithole to be with me.

It's 11AM on a work day user

Dozen roses and I'm grilling strip steaks and some colossal shrimp this evening. We recently started watching all the Ghibli movies, I think we're doing princess mononoke tonight. Then boning

>25
That's insane user. Well at least you got a girl to be interested in you in the first place.

I'm in the US for a month while she's back home in the UK. Sent her some roses last week because I thought V-Day was last Monday.

Dam, i've got the same problem as you, but i'm a skinny fuck

>What are you doing today?
Same as yesterday and the day before.
>Why are you here instead of with your significant other
I've never had one and never will.

I'm clueless mate. As I said the worst is probably that we do talk about it once in awhile. We noticed how worthless the situation has become then we move on to talk about our jobs and colleagues that we despise. God now I realize how fucked up this is. The denial is so strong that we succeed into denying the denial, know what I mean?

As for the porn I think it really is an OCD I've developed over time in compensation to the anxiety that comes out of this shitty tasteless life.

Get the fuck outta here you fucking normie fuck. Living with women and fucking them? Get OUT.

Fucking REEEEEE.

We're both at work. She sent me this for lunch, I sent her a plant.

Tonight we're gonna get drunk and I'll fuck her asshole.

>gf
>found
>we

if she isn't getting it from you she's getting it from someone else.
golden rule you retarded autismos always seem to forget.

obligatory: you're both faggot cucks.

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