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we're all 2D little girls edition

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fuck flip

DUTERTE

Is that the sequel?

Will China give us the D on the Scarborough Islands?

Another thread

I'LL SHITPOST IT, NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW

I'm a very lewd, lewd girl.
If you came closer, I could show you why.

Events
>Monday May 9 Election day - GET OUT AND VOTE

RALLIES
>Rizal Park: May 7 in Rizal Park, from 4 p.m. to 10 p.m.

Survey Result Pulse Asia April 26-29
>Du 30 / Poetangina 25 / susMaryosep 22 / Only B1nay 15 / Cancer 2

ENTERTAINMENT

>Duterte's connection with NPA
youtube.com/watch?v=hEbgC5UvvYw
>Lewd Maid Story
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>Australia cant handle the Dutdut banter
youtube.com/watch?v=2JEkpGom00M
>Burning Singapore Flag explanation
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>Habbening if Dutdut loses
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ADS
>Original Mar Roxas's SuperPAC Anti Duterte ad
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>Mar Roxas's SuperPAC Anti Duterte ad
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>Pro Dutdut ad by Cayetano's SuperPAC
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Chinks are fucking subhumans
No way their national IQ is over 100

Nope

What happens if Dutdut win

I guess for a developing nation like Philippines, a temporary gommunist tax increase wouldn't be a bad idea, aslong as almost all of it doesn't end up in the wrong hands

>Mar and friends getting nervous
>Wants to join up to have a fighting chance against dutdut
>nobody wants to back out
AYY LMAO

I have a bad feeling about it. What if this is Germany all over again and dutdut is actually fascist and turns on the gommies?

No worries all that money will go to the NPA, MILF, MNLF, Abu leaders. Different leaders same corruption, we're flips afte all, smiling is tradition. Thanks Aguinaldo

Duterte Cabinet Members

What are your plans for the weekend?

>aslong as almost all of it doesn't end up in the wrong hands

this

So Duterte has won the election.
You go out to the street and see this.
What do?

Marcos bullshit all over again

Havent our politicians learned anything from Ted Cruz and Kasich last minute teamup against Trump

dating you in Amagi Brilliant Park

Visit your house and then hug you.

>believing the Aguinaldo financier joke

He's financier is a Baptist cult leader in Mindanao

Everybody knows why coffee trumps over tea all the time.

>Watch apehoop
>Play Noire game
>Shitpost on /asean/

Di naman pwede tayo salita nang salita and hindi mo naman alam nangyayari sa eleksyon. Marami kasi nagmamagaling sa eleksyon, hindi naman botante, so shut up ka na, hindi ka naman botante

Nice try Goldstein. We see through your rude

aren't all of his uncles pro-dutdut?

Send Dutdutfags neighbors and friends on despair by redpilling them about George Soros involvement in our upcoming election on Monday.

The end of the day, in politics everybody is bound to be a traitor, its tradition. Money is power anyway, more Mosque and guns for infidels to the brave leaders in Mindanao

So, who are you voting, guys?
I'm voting for Duterte.

The dying with cancer one. If she die, she'll be immortalized

Roxas would be the better choice if only because he'll continue PNoy's reforms. The country is still in a transitory period of development, we don't need any memetastic presidents yet. We just need straightforward and earnest changes to the economic and more importantly the political infrastructure of this shithole.
As much as I disagree with his term, PNoy kickstarted some things that really needed to be addressed. Having a crazy motherfucker like Dutdut coming in to rock the boat again will just send us back to where we started.

Don't fail me now my fellow retarded countrymen. It's the first time in a long time I've had even a semblance of hope for this place.

I don't like him but I agree

If she dies, then we'll have a shitty vice president take over.

>Make MRT more shittier
>Add 1 more hour to travel time in MetroManila
>Give Mindanao to Malaysia
>Give Islands to China

Vote Mar

there are two kinds of ""men"" in their family apparently, a faggot and a pretentious asshole

so you know who voted who?

>tfw we finally reach the apocalypse

WITNESS ME

thx mate, we needs more land to put the immigrants

>Be westerners
>Have one chinese restaurant and one chinese grocery store in the city
>Total chinese population : 15
>OMG they're so nice and hardworking I wonder why anyone would hate them, must be that they're all jealous of them

Agui the only one who won against the Spaniards tho. I'll give him that

(you) test

No prob, let's fuck up the juanas

norway bro is nice as they did Hinamatsuri

>Phil is only manila
Aquino is getting heat for not letting go of our rightfull claim.
Everyone want talks but claim still remains.

Nothing wrong with a Fourth Reich

>Don't fail me now my fellow retarded countrymen

When have we ever done anything right?

>KKK46
shit group user, we all know t8's the best team on the best group.

don't project

Swimming is great for this hot weather

>Duterte

>Marcos

>Colmenares
>De Lima
>Gatchalian
>Gordon
>Hontiveros
>Kapunan
>Lacson
>Isko Moreno
>Pacquiao
>Romualdez
>Sotto
>Tolentino

Tfw 3 more weeks of teaching lolis how to swim

I didn't know of a relevant t8 link

I agree. Post some swimsuit pics

If I dont for them will I go to hell?

you better leave this shithole now that LP is doing full blown media shitflinging on doo30 because that's gonna backfire on them 3 days from now

w-which hole?

it would be extremely painful

gonna need to get laid soon before they prohibit it

>Nothing wrong with a Fourth Reich

fascism in philippines is like /asean/, it's irrelevant plus who can contain and rule a bunch of narcissistic self-entitled flips? dutdut "iron fist" is not hard enough

First Brazilian to post

asean logo sure looks like an opened packet of instant mee

The season of halohalo is comin soon.
I can't wait.

Tomboys are for __________?

don't steal oc

BDSM

Princessing

I'd rather have kikes, Abdullah.

what is that?

fuck off

Wow there is langka in captcha

can you not call them superpacs? there are no superpacs there, you retard.

sex with you

hardcore pounding

>literally pound your head if you don't fuck good

FBI on the tracking

say it to your lads in JPN
anyway, we love it.
What kind of halohalo you guys enjoy in summer?

Who will also vote for dutdut just to see this country shit itself?

some room for 3some?

Halo-halo is originally a japanese dessert

>no asean bf to go on dates with

Are there other kinds of halo-halo?

pinoy icey sundae

i'd rather be a 2d little boy desu

only if you bring fruit flavoured condoms

how that shit taste like with the inherent rubber material?

i find it hard to answer, halo-halo literally means "mix-mix"

but i like the halo halo with lots of ice cream on top i don't care what other ingredients they put in

how do you even know that

how rude

I like to put flan on mine and some chocolate too

Can you teach me how to swim too? I'm a loli

i am asking how does it taste with presumption it taste like shit

Propose that we rename our country to 'Venezuela Oriental'

Don't use condoms. It takes away the feel and warmth

b-but i don't like wrappers, i like to do it unprotected

smells pretty good like sweets, you know.

I get Vietnam flashbacks every time I swim during the time when my sister told me not to jump into the swimming pool because it's deep, but I jumped anyway and nearly drowned [Spoiler] in pussy[/Spoiler].

My drill is the drill that will pierce through the heavens!!

Do that pic's Halo Halo look same as Philippino Halo Halo?
Or you guys have other kind of it?

>implying you can drill through the heavens
The heavens is in a different realm, retard.

Uneducated fool, do you want 8 babies and live in the slums in the future? Only use protection when you have a decent stable wage and job and have your own decent house. My parents did that and we ain't swimming in shit in our slum """house"""" right now, they still had time to produce 3 children.

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Only have unprotected sax*

Looks like a float sundae

Halo Halo looks like this

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why all the purple color though? Taro/yam?

you guys have snowcone shit with wasabi on top (i think its called kakigori or something)