Why do hollandese people drink such small beers?

why do hollandese people drink such small beers?

We prefer cold beers

I don't see anything wrong with this.

also
>hollandese

smaller beer is drunk faster, so your beer will be drank cooler.

We only eat the foam Ans throw the remaining part on finish tourists

SMALL

FOAMY

PISSWATER

British beer

>be in holland with me 2 mates
>order 6 beers because we know theyre tiny
>waitress looks confused but brings them
>few minutes later we order another 6 beers
>waitress gets all concerned asks if we dont have alcohol problems etc
>Polen
>she just shuts up and fetches the beers

Okay, which of the baltic states are you?

Looks good to me desu

HOLLANTI

Because you didn't order a meter

literally pick anyone and the beers are better than your

SMALL

FOAMY

PISSWATER

xDDDD

Czech beer is far superior to every other beer in Europe. Fight me. I'm from Bavaria, so you might as well agree, I'm an expert.

oi m8 git me a noice coppa-dat warm beer-aye?

you do know that beer is served cold to mask the taste which majority people don't like right?

Your beer hasnt been in space

>beer expert
fucking pleb

>people actually believe this

Hahaha, enjoy your warm beer mate, don't burn your fingers on the cup

3CL
FOAMY
BEERS

>mfw this is true

so then why order pints which are lukewarm the last quarter liter?

it's not a matter of belief you small foamian xDD

33cl mate, small foamy COLD beers

because men can drink a pint without the end getting lukewarm?

This. Hot beer on a cold day is based.

>hey guys let's have a nice evening out.
>chuck 2 beers in 15 minutes
>till next week guys I'm drunk

you get drunk after 2 beers?

a pint of british beer, sure. had to scour the city to find something with >5%.

2 liters in 15 minutes, yes.

2 pints here is considered teasing. you don't sit through an evening without at least 6+ pints

>be dutch
>spill one small foamy pisswater on self
>literally posioned by alcohol through skin contact
>call ambulance
>they all had one small foamy pisswater so they can't drive
>die
can not make up xDDD

the lightest beer we have is something like 4.7 and no one drinks anything under 5 ;)

but a normal beer is 0.5l, so you'd have to drink 4.

you get tipsy after 4 beers, the perfect state for "nice evening out" with "the guys"

ITT: Morons defending our shitty beers.

u fucking wot m8

no one refers to a liter of beer as "a beer".

>Be lativia
>drink beer
>burn tongue
>ambulance comes
>can't enter because pub is on fire thanks to the beer
>firemen come
>pub destroyed, 6 people died in the fire

german pub?

...

i did not even know there was a whole universe of 3-4% beers until I went to britain. 5% is the minimum to be considered beer imho, but poortier nonetheless. 6-7% starts to be real beer.

Ive never had an Estonian beer before but Saku lager was pretty tasty when I had it.

0/5
t. bantz rater

Beers here are not often under 5% but lagers almost universally are.

STOP DEFENDING OUR SHITTY BEERS, THEY ARE FUCKING SHIT
Have you never been abroad?

>It's yet another self-loathing "German"

we're pretty good at brewing lager type beers ;)

That's not a meter.

who /cheapestgarbagepossible/ here?

Me, but all Dutch beers taste the same anyway.

Euroshopper shit is literally made in the same factory as Bavaria-beer.

Reporting. This gem is £4 for 3l

Kys chav scum

>english: here's tour beer for tonight Danny have fun

>Dutch: HEY GUYS I HAVE THE FIRST ROUND AAAAAAAAY

Oi m8 ill have you know I don't live in a council house

>cheapest shit possible is still 10£ for a wine bottle

you win.

i've had a beer from a plastic bottle once

shits undrinkable

like really fucking horrible

nigga please

the presentation is good, but the beer is nothing remarkable

>t. alexander drinker

Its white cider made from onions actually.

>he wanted to play the belgium card
>he posted a fucking leffe
>not a posh lambic or trappist
>A FUCKING LEFFE
and fyi, alexander is a very good lager

Still a retarded idea

>onions
isn\t cider made from apples?

people make wine from onions too

You can make cider from pretty much any fruit.

you don't have cheap wines?
in Poland the cheapest alco you can get are those cheap, strong wine-like products made from fruits and artificially flavoured. they're reffered to as jabol/jabcok/sikacz/siarkofrut

around 1.5 USD a bottle of 0.7l

It's called a meter because you have to wait for everyone to fill their beer?

Alright lads, it's been fun. Time to go to bed with your shit beers.

>apache
>comando
>viking
this is some meme tier shit :DDD

our equivalent meme drinks which are not sold anymore afaik
>cosmos
>the navigator

time to go read the beer purity law you heathen

5liters of a wine sub-product +500cc of Rum flavored "firewater".

All for $4.


It's not a good deal.

This beer tastes like arse, Dutchee, just admit it
I had a quadrupel once, and 8%+ is too much for a beer imo

>this is some meme tier shit :DDD
cheap wine manufacturers aren't serious about their products, they joke about them because it sells.

Komandos was discontinued few years ago (RIP)

the third and the last bottle literally says just Wine. It's a brand of wine called Wine.

I've seen brands like Skurczy-byk (transl. as son of a bitch)
or Czar Teściowej (charm of mother in law)

>falling for the trappist meme
>falling for the lambiek meme

As expected from soviet shitholes

butthurt: the post

>American craft beer isn't even mentioned
Oh right start the >muh microbreweries
As if it's anything more than a meme argument