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Tell me something a Linux user would never say.

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>aw man, BSOD again

"My girlfriend"

Linux user here, wrong

I took a shower today

"I wish I had some free time for a hobby"

"My OS is perfectly usable for everyday usage."

Install gentoo

"I don't love cocks"

"I didn't have to fix anything on my computer this hour"

"I got updates that actually fixed something this week"

"I bought a piece of software."

>"I bought a piece of software."
Who buys a piece of software? You buy a license for software.

Linux kernel is full of bugs and exploit and paradoxically in less secure of windows and Mac. Prove me wrong
Protip: you can't.

Not only that, Linux userspace and DE environments are a giant fucking mess.

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>Has Linux desktop security rotted?

>Evans had some unpleasant thoughts for the Linux community:

>This was too easy. It should not be possible to find a serious memory corruption vulnerability in the default Linux desktop attack surface with just a few minutes of looking. Although it's hard to say it, this is not the kind of situation that occurs with a latest Windows 10 default install. Is it possible that Linux desktop security has rotted?
The free-software community is often proud that switching to a Linux desktop is an almost surefire way to avoid many of the security issues that plague users of the Windows operating system. Malware for Linux desktops practically doesn't exist. However a lot of that added security may simply be attributable to the fact that fewer people use Linux and thus it is a less attractive target for malware authors. If the Linux desktop wants to stay a secure choice for users it needs to strengthen its security. Bug finding techniques, safer programming languages, sandboxes, and additional exploit mitigation techniques can all play a role in this.

"GNU-Linux"

"Why are these panties hanging from my ceiling fan?"

>Can you recommend a registry cleaner?

"It just werks"

5 Things a BSD sperg would never say

>I downloaded some software
>I installed it outside of a VM
>Check out my brand new laptop!
>agreeing with you on ports
>agreeing with you

I love using linux as my daily os

I wish I had a well paid job.

>How do I remove the Internet Explorer icon from my desktop without removing the software?

>gstreamer is an insecure piece of shit
>somehow this is the kernel's fault
Every time.

"Bye wife, I'm off to work"

"This is too complicated"

Libreoffice doesn't crash at all

productivity is key

Please, windows desktop manager is running with kernel rights, tell me how Linux is worse security wise

There are plenty of married sysadmins in our IT department.

I got laid last night.

it works

I made it through a whole day without screeching at my intellectual superiors.

"I know the difference between a kernel and a complete operating system."

My girlfriend is coming over
Think I will play a game
No thanks, I don't like mt dew or vaping.

Traps or hamplanets?

I fucked her vagina dude

Por que no los dos?

>if I don't run anything, I'm safe
LOONIX USERS EVERYONE!

>Please, windows desktop manager is running with kernel rights, tell me how Linux is worse security wise
It's 100x worse because it appears that no one is testing Linux userspace applications and DEs.

And let's not even talk about X11 and the complete lack of security and user separation. Yeah, Wayland fixes some of this but Wayland simply isn't there yet.

Linux on desktop relies on SECURITY THROUGH OBSCURITY and SECURITY THROUGH IRRELEVANCY.

Few users = no one gives a fuck about security so the attacks don't exist.

This new game port runs better in Linux than it does in Windows

There is nothing wrong with ubuntu

It worked!