Seven years ago, Edition
/brit/
crayon pop
20 years old and still don't know what the fuck is wrong with me
really wish i had time for a crippling addiction because at least then i'll have to make money to feed my fatal addiction
>He tastes the heat not the meat
plebs
lads
>yank edition
maya
Going into town tomorrow. What fast food should I get for lunch? Options include:
>Greggs
>McDonalds
>KFC
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what a cracking pair of chebs
right said Fred
rate my gf
i wish the lord would take em
KOTH watch with /brit/ W HE N?
Rotterdam
Calgary
Khan
business idea: send em all back to their own countries
bravo bethesda
Got a plumbing apprenticeship lads. Going to talk to that qt redhead barmaid that keeps eyeing me up. Things are look bright
I might just make it
what was 7 years ago?
Blighty
leelee
>tfw fo4 dlc will be delayed
>eyeing me up
as in "fucking hell, i wish this freak would stop looking at me"
hehehe
Nice one lad.
kyary
Poleaboos NU-TRAXX appointment lasted about a minute
His mentor suggested he go sign up to a recruitment agency in Oldham (like she advised him to do a week ago via email)
She was very nice about it
Poleaboo set off to the bus station with the bus ticket his mentor gave him
The driver of the bus was a bastard like 90% of people in the industry are
He got mad at Poleaboo for not knowing how to use the pass
First time in 7 months being on a bus
First time in 7 years being on this route
Rochdale is actually quite a nice area
Some hipster looking cunt and his gf sat near me
bitch kept talking about bullshit and acting stupid
Wondered around Oldham town centre for a while before finding the place
Sat down on a bench with an old white woman, bigoted old bat quickly moved away
Felt like a lot of the white men there were eyeing my suspiciously
Saw a lot of mixed race couple and friend groups
Eastern Europeans infesting this town too
Near a sixth form so got to scout some talent
Got to the recruitment agency and they told me to book an appointment via the phone
Went home after struggling to find the correct bus stop
Lot of exercise, more than the last 7 months for sure
>thought i was talking to my mate
>was actually a qt
>inboxed asking 'have u listened to konichiwa yet'
not THICK enough
Constanza-posting la
Might have been 2008 though, but the years kind of run together now.
arm got slashed open in a car crash and now it's numb around the wound. is this normal?
like the sound of this
>talking to girls
What are you? Gay?
/brit/ has gone to the dogs.
It's official. No more witty gimmicks, just inane sputtering of useless junk. I am sick to the back teeth. Where's all the old lads? Why are you LITERAL children here? What is in it for you?
>look mummy! I posted the hat man again!
haha, fucking runts. You mask your shitty, reclusive and introverted life of poignant repitation with these fucking daunting "memes". You all need to take a good hard look at yourself - step back, inhale and sort your fucking life out.
do not
>be British
>get KHAN'D
fuck off yank
>plumbing
Why are you even here prole scum?
kek
well had she?
need a grimehead gf
kyary
how old are you?
Should prolly get that seen to lad. Nerve damage.
28 tomorrow lads (virgin)
Very sad my life turned out this way, but even as a kid I knew this would happen, I'm not even a self fulfilling prophecy, just fucked from the start.
>m8 says girl wants to shag me
>literally no inclination to talk to her
wat is wrong with me?
right
t. Fred
dont reply to him
Lads, can I do computer science at uni if I'm not great at maths?
Apparently there's a maths module?
yank
This photoshoot was the only time Taylor Swift looked attractive. Prove me wrong.
eire is here
What should I have for dinner lads?
Send the buggers back
20
costanza is no doubt a legend on this site
i always think, imagine being the very first person that greentexted in the costanza manner, you would have basically laid out the entire culture of this website with one shitpost
>See a Jap or Korean poster
>mfw imagining fucking their cute mothers
>I'm a paki who likes shitskins
we know
chinese curry
Multiple maths modules
>be brit
>be ruled by muslim mayor
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
NOW EVEN GERMANS CANT BANTER BACK
who cares? not me
comp sci lads
good post
ultimate british cuisine
me when I saw the Mayoral election results haha x
How did you come to that conclusion?
KHAN
H
A
N
>Prove me wrong.
nah, can't be bothered
Got a job now but still no gf. Whilst off to a good sart it seems that /GF2016/ has stuttered to a halt for me
>be German
>get Merkel'd
Depends if you are doing proper computer science at a decent university. Even then unless you are at a top 10 uni the maths isn't that bad
What are you drinking tonight lads
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But I'm looking at the modules of one uni at random and there's no maths modules mentioned in the 3 years?
You can join us in the hatred for London.
is that her? amazing what professional makeup artist and hair stylist can do
wasser
youtube.com
if you're an actual woman (as in born with a minge) can you fuck these ladybois with a strap-on? I've always wanted to fuck a ladyboi. I don't like dicks though so wouldn't want to get fucked by one.
save for the capital letter you got the naming right
im genuinely impressed
You have six more months, Don't give up
Bro with the amount of rapefugees you are taking in I'm not so sure you can
...
>First muslim mayor of a western nation is in Britain
Just had to be lads...
>should be over all the butterflies
>still into you
hate this meme
immanuel
put too much water in my rice
went all gloopy
fucked it lads
might buy a rice cooker. every nip household has one supposedly.
Peroni
I was 28 when it finally happened to me, you might get lucky still
are you actually
youre a rubbish gay
Might not directly be called anything related to maths
But stuff to do with languages and compilers will have deterministic finiteautomaton and things like that
I didn't do it at a level and I struggle through the maths parts but it's not too bad, won't really affect your degree
Because that's possibly her most shitskin-looking picture out there.
She was a definitive qt when she was still younger and country.
I also liked her RED-era as well.
Too bad 1989 ruined her discography.
>look at random uni requirements
>Lancaster uni
>"kek that sounds shit"
>A-Level requirements AAB
what the fuck
>that one at the start
imagine if western trans cunts put in that much effort
eating a steak sandwich
bought a few bottles of Pißwasser. top beer 2bh.
another dry e'en to be sure
use it to make those thick pancakes
where's the nonce when you need him.
important question this...
>Because that's possibly her most shitskin-looking picture out there.
>She was a definitive qt when she was still younger and country.
>I also liked her RED-era as well.
>Too bad 1989 ruined her discography.