What's the greatest hack you ever pulled?

What's the greatest hack you ever pulled?

That time I pulled out my cock and hacked your moms vagina.

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Bypassing DeepFreeze on the school computers, and installing Halo on most of them.

My friend got caught and suspended. Was pretty funny now looking back at it.

when you were hacking op's mom I did a bruteforce on your mom, grandma and lil'sis.

'all their clits belongs to us'

That one time I've actually hacked the Gibson. Shit was cash.

What happened to that poster who always used to follow up his hacks with 'deploy acid burn'?

rooting a hypervisor because the control api was behind some IBM piece of shit rev proxy which did kerberos/basic auth but the API was still directly accessible and they didn't use the verify uri that the rev proxy sent.

basically sent headers like USER: some_cool_admin
GROUPS: cool_ad_groups

and was able to set a ssh key for root on all the hypervisor and vms.

Installing Linux

also a hacker protip.

look for dipshits with macs because usually they don't lock their machines, probably because there is no "lock" for macs other than suspending it with a lid close.

it's super easy to do all sorts of corporate espionage with them since they have all the basic terminal utilities as well.

One time my friend left the room to go to the washroom and left his Facebook open so I hacked his status haha xD

Loaded sub7 on my friend's pc so when he wasn't responding on icq (usually in full screen game) I could open his cd drive to get his attention.
There was also the time I said I could get on another friend's pc, he said no way. This was when everyone used hubs instead of routers so I accessed his pc through smb and put a txt document on his desktop showing him how to shutdown that access (as well as randomly trolling through everyone's computers in the neighbourhood).
Security was shit in the 90's..

woah

We had a similar thing happen. Someone had installed Halo, and put a school wide Hamachi Minecraft server that everyone in the school could get on

I went to lunch with some GNU fans, and was sitting down to eat some tteokpaekki (*), when a waitress set down six chopsticks right in front of me. It occurred to me that perhaps these were meant for three people, but it was more amusing to imagine that I was supposed to use all six. I did not know any way to do that, so I realized that if I could come up with a way, it would be a hack. I started thinking. After a few seconds I had an idea.

First I used my left hand to put three chopsticks into my right hand. That was not so hard, though I had to figure out where to put them so that I could control them individually. Then I used my right hand to put the other three chopsticks into my left hand. That was hard, since I had to keep the three chopsticks already in my right hand from falling out. After a couple of tries I got it done.

Then I had to figure out how to use the six chopsticks. That was harder. I did not manage well with the left hand, but I succeeded in manipulating all three in the right hand. After a couple of minutes of practice and adjustment, I managed to pick up a piece of food using three sticks converging on it from three different directions, and put it in my mouth.

>hamachi
>minecraft

Have to be 18, to post here, nigger

i got someone's password by using a man in the middle attack. turned out all the accounts used it, so I monitored that person for years until double authentication systems became widespread

Someone in our apartment building had plugged the LAN port of their router into the ethernet wall socket which made the router act as a secondary DHCP server in the network, thus making the network unusable for those that happened to get their DHCP settings from said router. By checking the default gateway and using some combination of the usual default usernames and passwords to log into the router I managed to either disable the DHCP server or turn of the router and restore the network into working condition. Also took the time to clear and disable logging on the router before pulling off my devious hack.

I know you were going for edgy ironic randomness, but you simply managed to be cringy.
End thyself

I made myself admin of a Sup Forums clone, because the guy never changed the default vichan password. He made me a mod, but nobody visits the site.

fucked up a wifi AP with a rogue DHCP server. people got "bad" IPs and no router/DNS server data from me, preventing them from using the internet.

It didn't become easy—for practical purposes, using two chopsticks is completely superior. But precisely because using three in one hand is hard and ordinarily never thought of, it has "hack value", as my lunch companions immediately recognized. Playfully doing something difficult, whether useful or not, that is hacking.

I later told the Korea story to a friend in Boston, who proceded to put four chopsticks in one hand and use them as two pairs—picking up two different pieces of food at once, one with each pair. He had topped my hack. Was his action, too, a hack? I think so. Is he therefore a hacker? That depends on how much he likes to hack.

>School wide hamachi
Thats lan,

pretty sure that's a stallman copypasta

i used a trainer in diablo and pk'd some nerds

The doors at my high school had magnetic locks, teachers/staff had cards so they could get access. In *theory* this meant that the school could enforce fine-grained security: teacher X teaches in rooms R1 and R2 at times T1 and T2, so no other access at those times (or access to those rooms outside of those times) is permitted; only the janitor has access to room R3, etc. You get the idea.

In reality, of course, the administration was too lazy to bother with setting the entire scheme up properly and just gave everyone permission to everything.

As it happens, copying a magnetic card is easier than it seems. Didn't actually ever do anything wrong with it, but it felt great to have the power to unlock all the doors.

a friend asked if i want to know his habbo hotel password, I said no so then he wrote it on my hand with a permanent marker. I said I'd never use it and when I got home from school, I stole all his furniture and shared it with another friend of mine, only to tell this hacked friend that I have no idea who could've taken his stuff.

Removing icloud from a lockediphon e

changing the wallpaper of our school's locked down desktops by choosing the "set as wallpaper" option under file in mspaint

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Not really a hack - opening ports on my schools network, then flooding them. Sent their website (self-hosted) and internet services offline for a weekend. (Left a usb plugged into the back of the teachers PC in the lab w/ a running script).

Got suspend when lid closed working properly on my laptop in Lubuntu.

>there is no "lock" for macs
yes there is, you fucking retard

note I said probably.

I'm not a dumb mac turd though so thanks for that useless info.

Are all winbabby's this fucking stupid?

Mashallah Brother.
My swedish Brothers approve.

ya clearly I'm a winbabby that's why I was able to root a bunch of KVM (GNU/Linux) hypervisors at my shitty work.

windows is worse than hitler.

Jesus fuck that's why it was scratching the back of my mind.
I had to read a paper by that fat fuck, I hated every single word of it

recovered HDD that was not seen by BIOS with dos software:not hacking just fuckin around trying to sell old shit to normies

I broke into wifi of several neighbours, then canceled my broadband subscription and continued using theirs through a vpn.

I noticed the receipt printer in a cafe is on the same network as wifi for guests; it also had that port open that accepts any text and prints it, so I printed out some swastikas and they tried to reset it.

>'All your base are belong to us'

Ya fucked up somewhere kid!

These aren't really hacks but computer stories I'm proud of. From furthest back to most recent:

In high school during typing class I would finish my assignments then code in qbasic, making the screen flash rainbow colors. The teacher got PISSED at me and forbid me from using qbasic in class, even for actual assignments.

Later on in high school I dos'd my friends tripod page by setting a web scraper to download the contents over and over. Then I went over to the friend's house. They wanted to blame me so bad but I was just sitting there, apparently doing nothing.

When I worked for this one big company I was able to get the local admin password using that windows recovery live CD. Not that impressive but it cut down our calls to main IT by like half.

Went to a friend's apartment when they couldn't afford wifi. Spent about 8 hours cracking WEP (this was really early on in WEP cracking) and got the password for them. They used that internet for about a year.

My mom couldn't afford internet either so I did the same thing but using a DD-WRT router and my neighbor's open Wifi. When I started having trouble connecting I waited until the connection cleared up then installed DD-WRT on their router and boosted the signal strength. Definitely the sketchiest thing I've ever done.

Honestly the majority of "hacks" I've done mostly just involve getting a password in a sneaky way.

So you turned yourself into the human claw game, instead of a stuffed animal your prize was mystery meat. Good job.

Got into a bunch of celebs iclouds and leaked a ton of their nudes

i had access the the network on the school computers so is you right clicked on computers in the network tab you could log into other computers on the network. if someone was logged on, they would be logged off.if i logged onto a designated teachers computer,i had admin privileges so i installed wireshark. i couldn't use it but i didn't delet it. i also was looking around the folders for my year and i found some test results that i saved in my documents. my friend also knew my password and saved some nazi/9/11/jew shit. it wasn't good when i got found out.

good times.

They're not supposed to put their whole arms on the ground, just the palms.

Care to explain how? I'm pretty sure there's a bounty available to anybody who can bypass DeepFreeze. LARP better.

found ways to get into private galleries on some now defunct social networks for the noodz

This one time I made one of my highschool computers' disc drives repeatedly open and close.

can you tell me how?

t. Jamal

>be me
>go around multiple places talking about the the big three being evil corporations, who is only aftet your data for their own benefit
>start revolution
>achieve god status
>start meme
>forever a legend
>mfw

I ported quake3 to x86_64. The ioquake3 code did compile already, but, the vm code that run the mods still had assembler code in x86 only (the mods were compiled just-in-time from automatically generated x86 assembler code). I had to learn some basic x86 and x86_64 assembly to do that and I was pretty damn happy when I managed it.
It wasn't extremely hard to be honest, and I could have learned more, because the code was not too extensive.

I hax0red the RNP.

>installing DD-WRT on the neighbors router
You fucking win this thread for me

Holding down a dev job for 3 years

You deserve a nerd award or something

There was a total dipshit of a kid on a mailing list I was on. At the time most systems were still pretty open security wise, or at least enough I could finger accounts on remote machines. That gave me his father's name (account was actually for his business,) I found their home address in the phone book; this was before the web was a thing. Printed up all the kid's posts, then had a friend in another state mail the envelope anonymously (no return address.)

A week later the kid stopped posting, and even when he did return, there was a different tone to his writing.

>Hi, Sean!

Almost nobody gave a shit back then. Though I also worked on a ioquake3 version for urban terror.
But it wasn't really anything an actual pro couldn't find relatively straightforward.
I expect an actual expert on assembly could do it in like 10 minutes.

>got the password to my school's wifi, shared it, needless to say it was hidden from devices soon after
>Rooted my friends tablet and overclocked the processor
>Something else but I forgot

topkek

boot to linux and rename null.sys to deepfrz.sys
are you stupid or something?

instead of

if(value % 2 == 0)

i did

if(value & 0x01)

HACK THE PLANET!

top kek

arp spoofing in high school. got the school ftp password and drew moustaches on the students in the header photo.

OMG LE CRINGGEEED SO HAAARDDD XDDD POSTED ON LE /R/CRINGE :((((

fuck off newfaggot

this was also before gmail redirected to https. got some teacher's personal email accounts. looking back I should have downloaded everything in there and looked for nudes.

hacking my PSP

I hacked my fridge.

When I was 10 I made a Pokemon Ruby ROM hack. It quickly devolved into pure retardation. I had just discovered that you could type a female pokemon character's name into google and get risque results back, so you can imagine the kind of mindset I was in.

by far not my greatest, actually skiddie shit, but this one is probably worth mentioning

back in the days when the fxp/race scene was still a thing it was a "normal" thing to just do mass scans for vulnerable sql servers to use for distributing stuff. in one of my scans i got a mysql server which was used as backend for some american police website and it had some section with something like a wanted list and i had full access to the database. i guess everyone can imagine what happened next...
they changed all pictures and names back the next day the sql server wasn't accessable from remote anymore.

I opened up cmd on a school computer

>at interview for java programming job
>asks me to do the "fizzbuzz" code test
>google "fizzbuzz java" and copy/paste result right infront of him
>congratz user, you got the job

This is how easy it is to code.

Stfu nigger, understand things that are past tense you dumb fucking autist

some Russian kid posting php source code for his website on github, full of query("SELECT * FROM Users WHERE username = '$Login'"); so I go on his site and dump the dB, for some reason he stores the password to some WordPress sites on there which I use to login to the admin page, proceed to replace a plugins source with a meterpreter reverse TCP connection, gain reverse shell, turns out it's all hosted on an iMac, use an exploit to elevate to root. proceed to place random crap on his desktop and also hide the backdoor.

> I was able to get the local admin password using that windows recovery live CD.

Is that still a thing? I boot off a Hiren's CD and change the Administrator password, but being able to decrypt the one IT used would help me stay under the radar.

>purchase wireless trackball mouse with low-profile USB receptor
>discreetly plug into the back of teacher's computer
>wait until he uses the projector
>flip on the mouse in my pocket
>move the cursor just a little
>make him click an ad
>wait a few minutes
>he walks out for a sec
>navigate to on-screen keyboard
>type in "2 girls 1 cup" into Google
>lose my nerve
>shut off computer in stead
>class is laughing hysterically
>pretty much everyone knows it's me
>teacher follows their eyes to me
>he can't prove it but is suspicious of me for the rest of my time at the school
>never had the balls to go get the USB receptor
worth the laughs

Our school uses lubuntu on the older machines.
People sometimes use those pc for logging on dropbox
I got root access througt single user mode
I used an Arduino to inject a script wich installed a keylogger and removed all the logfiles
Alla the pcs send the keylog to one machine using SCP
I download it with an USB stick sometimes
I wanted to blackmail some grills, but so far no luck.
Maybe it's beacuse my school is 95℅ male

i installed gentoo

>be me
>be in elementary school
>go to m8s comp
>press [PRNT SCREEN] on clean desktop
>go to paint
>paste picture
>save
>set the pic as background
>go to taskmanager
>end explorer.exe
>run away and wait
>look at him squirm while pressing all the "icons"
Haxed to the max

>Be 12
>School has a fairly basic network setup between 5 big buildings
>about 2002 so security wasn't really considered back then but they did try
>can see all network resources in directory search (printers, comps, servers, the usual lark)
>everything seemingly locked down
>use 'folder explore' and see all server shares available to teachers
>notice a databasing program of some sort similar to access
>moments later all student's parents addresses and telephone numbers all set to a local pizza place

>stupidly got caught not knowing about access logs in shared drives / dirs
>deny all happening for an hour, head teacher screams at me that I used the program and screamed the name of the program, as well as how it works for some reason - realize I'm being setup to an extent but couldnt prove otherwise (just me and him in a room which in its self was questionable)
>continue denial but seriously holding back my laughter at how they are spazzing about it all and obviously didnt have the appropriate mirroring setup to restore
>mum is called in.
>"why did you do that??!!?!" - I didn't do nuffin.

Suspended for two weeks, holy shit this is like a little holiday, granted I was 'grounded' but watching TV and chilling all day was better than any school day.

>2 year BAN on using any computer system in school.
>6 months in, they're realizing I need to use a machine for work in IT, cad and business classes.
>new headmaster is one of those 'give them a second chance guys' and got a masters in IT/Comms
>lets me use his account (with him logging in beforehand) - after the 3rd time ofcourse I saw his password and took advantage of his forgiving nature.

>access to IP cams (shiny and new on the market at the time), maglocks, allover the school, the administrative godlike power was mine to behold.

Created administrative users for all my friends and a few ones to sell
>£20 per account, not bad for a 12yo
>made about £200

one of many stories.

>Another?

>℅
So we meet again.

I managed do sue Apple for an iPhone that wasnt even mine (got broken because I fucked up with usb port) and won.

Wow. Such newfag

This. Why use Hamachi in local network? That's retarded.

tack du brosan!!!! :DDDD min kuk gick i min mama också!

This was mostly passive, but
>leave CD-RWs with porn and other stuff on them in the computer room
>dumb kid thinks he can steal them
>puts them in home computer
>you know what happens now
>kid claims it's not his porn, still gets grounded
>returns the CD-RWs to computing teacher
>I tell him that boy and his friends have been downloading porn there all day, he probably burned it himself
>get CD-RWs back
>never see the kid again

This was back in school when everybody only had shit home connections, so we usually burned our shit on CDs.

nice little bump for alice

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Star Wars Episode 3

Kek I did something like this too. Devilish as fuck.

What does it take to port something from one ISA to another? I always figured going from x86 to x86_64 would be a huge overhaul, but it sounds like you did it without too much trouble. Do you know if it would be more or less work to port something to a completely different ISA like ARM or RISC? I'm just starting out learning assembly.

xDDDDDDDDDDDD

When I was 15 I asked someone on IRC what "his favourite thing" was. He answered 'nintendo' and it turned out to be his password.
Some people have really bad concepts of passwording.

changed a SSID name.
random coffee shop forgot to change the router password from default.

>write simple as shit self destruct batch file
>it just makes windows Delet itself and writes a bunch of nonsense to cache until it crashes
>on restart, the OS is gone and the boot drive is fucked
>put on usb
>tell retard friend I can break computers with it
>he takes it and individually runs it on every computer in the school, fucking around 50ish hard drives
>deep freeze wasn't set up right and all backups are lost
>gets caught
>legitimately fucking thinks he hacked the school mainframe
>he gets suspended for a week

6th grade was fun. Windows xp was comfy. So many holes.

>What's the greatest hack you ever pulled?

I created a single line of code so good that it condensed into one line the previous 10 lines of code and it was the best mathematical algorithm I have ever created. Other programmers who looked at the code agreed it was like a poem a program that was so precise, so lean, and minimalist that it really was art and science and maths rolled into one
I worked 5 days on that one program and when I finished it and looked at what I created I actually cried with knowledge that the whole program could not possibly be made more succinct, could not be pared back any further, that it was poetry

Post it faggot.

it was well over a decade ago. in fact 14 years ago. I dont have the program any longer. It was written in assembly language using mnemonic code and formed part of a game that I created