Things that trigger your autism

Things that trigger your autism.

>people who type with two fingers
>people who refer to the monitor as "the computer"

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People who type with two fingers have a bigger social life than you.

>people who get their autism triggered

>person typing
>they turn capslock on
>press one key
>then turn capslock off

Why do people do this? Do they not know how to use shift properly while typing?

People who use duck duck go

>people that haven't disabled caps lock

Why? They dont hide all my streaming site...

>Leaving 17 tabs open in their browser

My fucking COMPUTER SCIENCE professors do this shit all the time.

People who type "youtube.com" into google then click the top link.

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I use two fingers to type with a thumb for space and have a 110wpm typing speed.

Fuck off, retard.

U have true autism fag there is nothing wrong with having 122 tabs in ur Firefox browser.

Mac users. I don't know if it's just a coincidence or if back in the day shift behaved differently on Macs but I don't think I know any non-Mac users who do this.

>disclaimer: they're still a minority, even most of the Mac users I know don't do it

this

You are right but damn that was harsh

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I typed with 3 fingers and it hurts your hand at the long run, also using all 11 fingers just werks better

>elderly family member asks me to look something up
>procedes to poke at the display to indicate what to click next, using enough force to distort the image

What's wrong with DDG?

People who refer to their computer as their CPU.

nobody does this

Capslock should be backspace

Almost every girl does this.

>people who refer to the monitor as "the computer"
literally every mac user

fucking this

>People referring to SD cards as SIM cards
It's legitimately confusing because the store I work at handles both.
>People asking me if I can "break" their phone
They can mean anything from resetting their forgotten screen lock to activation lock to carrier unlock. Whenever I ask them to elaborate they always struggle to explain what they really want. If someone says this, I just try to sell them a hammer.

>people who type with two fingers
Sorry I can't stop doing the thing that I've developed to do for years.

>People who get dubs

My brother does this no matter how much I correct him. I think he thinks its cool

You, user, are the reason why I hate doing group projects in lab. Your millions of tabs just all up in my face.

YES, THEY ARE FUCKING RETARDS

>11 fingers

>this is the same person that bitches about how much RAM Firefox uses

Some guy i used to work with did.

people who think that gold plating makes digital signals better. this makes me rage so hard. shielding and build quality I appreciate and frequency rating but this meme kills me.

>not typing with only two fingers at once

I'll never understand how they didn't realize that it looks like a buck-toothed chink wearing glasses?

Or maybe they did, and released it anyway, ironically?

wait...you're not supposed to type with two fingers?

It was clearly intentional to cater to the 12-year-old "gamer" crowd

It's quicker than shift if you do it instinctually.

Keep telling yourself that.

I have 26 tabs open, spread across three windows on two monitors.

Fucking fight me

A wild liar appears.

>pressing two more buttons is faster than just putting your pinky down while typing

I'll literally prove it but I wont take a video, give me a link

>tfw type with index fingers and thumb only at 120wpm

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My mom calls it the Hard Drive

I type 95 wpm, or an average of 85, and I type with two fingers. fuck your mother

>people who call directories 'folders'

I type Sup Forums into google and click the top link

I type with my index fingers and thumbs. I had already taught myself by the time I took a typing class, and I was too stubborn to unlearn my accumulated bad habits.

What is that even called, where you're pecking but there's no hunting involved?

people that call the internet Wi-Fi

people who think Haskell is useful

ITT people defending their terrible typing form with fake stats

>people that enable caps lock to write a single capital letter

>sperglords on a Japanese anime website trying to feel better about themselves

big lol! good one, grandma

>tfw 30 tabs open right now

>you want pray game

cia niggers

FUCKING THIS
I'm putting myself into an autistic tizzy just thinking about this.

Wrong I type with two fingers and can't remember the last time I left my house to do something social.

Beeping that I can't find the source of.

That tiny shift key.

people who type 'google' into the google search bar in their browser

you

mmm yes

>images.duckduckgo.com.jpg
>people who use duckduckgo

>Watching teacher work her laptop
>Types Google into browser
>Doesn't press enter
>"Oh, the internet usually gets overloaded about this time of day"
>Closes the browser and opens a new one

>pair programming
Project manager keeps trying to force us to do it.
Drives me up the fucking wall.

>People who call the computer tower the "hard drive"

who does this?

I can kinda understand where those people are coming from. They probably think ComPUter. Also, when you stand back and look at your computer as a whole, if you don't know how all the hardware inside works, it could technically be read as a "central processing unit".

>using your pinky to hold shift

FUCK THEM ACTING EVERYWHERE LIKE THEY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANY TECH

My grandpa. I have tried to tell him that it is not the hard drive but he just rolls it off by saying "EHH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN"

>not knowing difference between hibernate, suspend, shutdown, and reboot. On any device.

everybody uses their pinky

>that tiny left shift

the fuck else would I use?

No it should be control

>the entire python language
>being too retarded to keep apart bits and bytes
>falsly converting kilo- and megabytes

>People who touch mine, or their computer screen to point at something.

FUCK OFF ASSHOLE

Apple hardware

i am autistic problem??

Use my pinky to do the gote

Referring to the computer itself as the "CPU"

I have a minimum of 15 tabs at all times, shit I need to remember to buy, do, download and follow instructions for, read, watch, jerk of to, and shit that I know I'll forget about if I go to sleep. You are truly autistic no not use this miracle of memory assistance.

My programming professor who works at university types "google.lv" right in the google search bar and clicks first link. Sounds unbelievable but it is true, i want to kill myself.

my doctor types like that

My girlfriend actually types like this. She didnt know about shift before I told her.

My girlfriend refers to monitor as computer and she thinks my two monitors mean theres two computers.

My girlfriend does this. Ive seen her search google to the adress bar aswell.

Yeah shes fucking retarded

You shouldn't have children with retarded people, you know.

>people that think DuckDuckGo doesn't track you because they promised not to
>people who own "gamer" mice or keyboards
>people who think there is such thing as ethical consumption under capitalism

Well they're right since only what the CPU does matters. Rest is for manchildren gaymers or codemonkeys.

When I was little I spent years not knowing what shift did and now that I do I'm already used to doing this
Old habits die hard

>"gamer" mice
Prove that gaming mice aren't the most useful and comfortable mice on the marked.

I won't wait since you can't.

Cut your goddamn fucking finger nails.
But yeah, I do over-the-phone support and people are like "Okay the computer is off" and it's been a literal second and so I tell them No the computer not the monitor and then they say "Oh sorry I am a techno " and I go "Hahahaha DID YOU THINK OF THAT YOUR FUCKING SELF I SWEAR THERE IS NO ORIGINAL THOUGHT IN THE WORLD FUCCCJKJK"

>people who type with two fingers
Usually I'm fine with that.
Unless I see this in a bank, office, workplace where position pretty much requires you to work with computer most of the time and person still uses only 2 fingers to do their job...
This is fucking absurd...