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Highway 1 edition

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smashing a natty ice bros

:)

i don't like germany

That's not nice

>go to fill in the captcha
>"Select all the images with sandwiches"
>it's all burgers

Thanks, America.

Haha
Literally me

>go to fill in the captcha
>"Select all the images with canadian man"
>it's all blank

Pppfffff hahaha

eating a can of corn rn

it's not very good

me neither which is kind of sad, because I used to like it.

Any black girls browsing here?

Are you interested in a beaner? Plz

>tfw discussing anime muslim lolis in burka with anonymous posters in the middle of the night on Friday

>Girls
kek

smash a natty light

Hello. Fancy seeing you here.

NIGGERS??? ON MY INTERNET???????

gonna smash some beers in a bit before I head out to a baseball game

don't like natty light, so I'll prob go with something else

epic

thx

>captcha
>select all food
>someone is measuring belly fat

what does google mean by this?

Help me, I'm stuck in the Midwest

Why is the midwest full of psychopaths?

they're all fat alcoholics who go insane from the sparseness of flatland

Stare into the abyss and the abyss stares back

:3

All me btw

fuck off

:3

smash it bby

Watching Moribito on netflix

Pretty chill doe

corr here's one lads, was down the dog and duck the other day, necking a few bad boys and havin a bit of pub grub with the fellas like, no aggro or nothing, just bare chilled like, and I sees this proper peng bird like, so I go over and start nattering away, she's got proper dece chebs like, piss poor arse but the puppies make up for it, and we end up popping outside to the baccy area for a chat, oi turns she's well steaming like, and I'm pretty fucked too, and I end up fingerin her snatch round back of tescos init haha

That dress must be hard to wear

If you spread your legs out too much everyone will see your bare ass, especially since judging by the shape of her ass she's wearing a thong

Overall yeah it looks cute, but just wear pants like a normal girl post-1966

are you one of The Inbetweeners roleplayers?

Here's a story, buds. I was at a restaurant earlier, drinking some brews, and having a cheeseburger and fries with my friends. Just hanging out. And I see this attractive girl. So I walk over to her, start chatting. She's got some breasts, like Pam Anderson when she was on Baywatch. She's got no ass, but them titties are well worth it. We go outside to the smoking section and start talking. We're both a little tipsy, and next thing we're behind Walgreens and I have my fingers in her pussy.

Great manga

pics or didn't happen

>She's got no ass, but them titties are well worth it.
What are you, some kind of European?

youtu.be/22_g_d6vcNg

I wonder if this kid is actually a normie despite the autistic picture
(Considering this is a normie meme after all)

I

AINT

PUTTIN UP

WITH

THIS

SHIT

what should I masturbate to

What kind of a gay ass question is that? Go watch some porn you queer.

...

Get a nuke in MW2 or a MOAB in MW3 and then try to cum before the timer goes off

...

wat shit /cum/-chan?

Moose plural should be Meese. It has no business being Moose.

All of it

t. guy that accidentally said "meese" in conversation at one point and got laughed at for being a retard

Moses
youtube.com/watch?v=tciT9bmCMq8

Meese sounds better anyway

obviously it's mooses

accidentally went down a toll road again
i swear to god these jews make bank from making very nondescript entrances to trick stupid people like me

Messi

On moose related topics, I had no idea they regrew their antlers every year

Go through someone's fields next time

>toll road

w-what? i've heard of toll bridges...

what the fuck

I'm going off to bed now.
Good night

same

I ain't no bitch nigga

the poo man and the poo fetishist, natural kinsman

New battlefield looks like garbage

It's not like we sleeping together

we wuz in trenches n shit

Yeah you poo on him and then leave for your own bed

Why Canada is so boring and non-original?

I'd rather be boring than live in some broke shithole full of niggers or something.

WE

Weird fetishes you have buddy

d'aww do you need a kiss? :(

For example Aussies have lovely kangaroos, edgy spiders and top bantz. And you only have maple syrup and leaf meme and both of them are boring. why so?

Stay back, pedojew.

respond this pls

@58967967

nah

>be eiffel (shit) tower
>shorter than Rigas TV tower

bad boi, u don't deserve my puss then :((

I didnt mean to respond to anyone

@58968058

You don't have a puss, you have a 4 inch jew """dick""".

I'm mean she's exposing her breasts so I don't think the ass is much of a problem.

Would you fuck Canada?

>your favorite potential Trump VP pick is extremely unlikely
why live

>Would you fuck Canada?

I can fuck Wouldada
Good night

>go to cafe at uni
>qt sitting in the back all alone
>eat my food and ignore her because she clearly prefers to eat alone and wouldn't want to be bothered

>chad walks up to her
>they leave together

I've officially gone vegan lads

who the fuck is the anime baby you weebs post all the time

I'd fuck canada so hard it'd become australia

ur mum

hahahahahahah Xdddddd

guys, is it weird if i can't cum unless im watching/looking at something pornographic?

flashback to me 9 years old beating my head into a shower wall for reasons I can't remember

U got him gud

flashback to me fucking ur mum for reasons I can't remember

GOAT highway

>get back from college
>dad's beard is gray

...

>dad comes home
>he's mad again

esquire.com/news-politics/news/a44626/jury-sentences-houston-man-in-prom-death-to-25-years/
>Literaly fucked to death

>somaligov.net/
>decide to put together a list of the countries of the world and their flags
>use the state of Georgia's flag for the country of Georgia