Highway 1 edition
/cum/
smashing a natty ice bros
:)
i don't like germany
That's not nice
>go to fill in the captcha
>"Select all the images with sandwiches"
>it's all burgers
Thanks, America.
Haha
Literally me
>go to fill in the captcha
>"Select all the images with canadian man"
>it's all blank
Pppfffff hahaha
eating a can of corn rn
it's not very good
me neither which is kind of sad, because I used to like it.
Any black girls browsing here?
Are you interested in a beaner? Plz
>tfw discussing anime muslim lolis in burka with anonymous posters in the middle of the night on Friday
>Girls
kek
smash a natty light
Hello. Fancy seeing you here.
NIGGERS??? ON MY INTERNET???????
gonna smash some beers in a bit before I head out to a baseball game
don't like natty light, so I'll prob go with something else
epic
thx
>captcha
>select all food
>someone is measuring belly fat
what does google mean by this?
Help me, I'm stuck in the Midwest
Why is the midwest full of psychopaths?
they're all fat alcoholics who go insane from the sparseness of flatland
Stare into the abyss and the abyss stares back
:3
All me btw
fuck off
:3
smash it bby
Watching Moribito on netflix
Pretty chill doe
corr here's one lads, was down the dog and duck the other day, necking a few bad boys and havin a bit of pub grub with the fellas like, no aggro or nothing, just bare chilled like, and I sees this proper peng bird like, so I go over and start nattering away, she's got proper dece chebs like, piss poor arse but the puppies make up for it, and we end up popping outside to the baccy area for a chat, oi turns she's well steaming like, and I'm pretty fucked too, and I end up fingerin her snatch round back of tescos init haha
That dress must be hard to wear
If you spread your legs out too much everyone will see your bare ass, especially since judging by the shape of her ass she's wearing a thong
Overall yeah it looks cute, but just wear pants like a normal girl post-1966
are you one of The Inbetweeners roleplayers?
Here's a story, buds. I was at a restaurant earlier, drinking some brews, and having a cheeseburger and fries with my friends. Just hanging out. And I see this attractive girl. So I walk over to her, start chatting. She's got some breasts, like Pam Anderson when she was on Baywatch. She's got no ass, but them titties are well worth it. We go outside to the smoking section and start talking. We're both a little tipsy, and next thing we're behind Walgreens and I have my fingers in her pussy.
Great manga
pics or didn't happen
>She's got no ass, but them titties are well worth it.
What are you, some kind of European?
I wonder if this kid is actually a normie despite the autistic picture
(Considering this is a normie meme after all)
I
AINT
PUTTIN UP
WITH
THIS
SHIT
what should I masturbate to
What kind of a gay ass question is that? Go watch some porn you queer.
...
Get a nuke in MW2 or a MOAB in MW3 and then try to cum before the timer goes off
...
wat shit /cum/-chan?
Moose plural should be Meese. It has no business being Moose.
All of it
t. guy that accidentally said "meese" in conversation at one point and got laughed at for being a retard
Meese sounds better anyway
obviously it's mooses
accidentally went down a toll road again
i swear to god these jews make bank from making very nondescript entrances to trick stupid people like me
Messi
On moose related topics, I had no idea they regrew their antlers every year
Go through someone's fields next time
>toll road
w-what? i've heard of toll bridges...
what the fuck
I'm going off to bed now.
Good night
same
I ain't no bitch nigga
the poo man and the poo fetishist, natural kinsman
New battlefield looks like garbage
It's not like we sleeping together
we wuz in trenches n shit
Yeah you poo on him and then leave for your own bed
Why Canada is so boring and non-original?
I'd rather be boring than live in some broke shithole full of niggers or something.
WE
Weird fetishes you have buddy
d'aww do you need a kiss? :(
For example Aussies have lovely kangaroos, edgy spiders and top bantz. And you only have maple syrup and leaf meme and both of them are boring. why so?
Stay back, pedojew.
respond this pls
@58967967
nah
>be eiffel (shit) tower
>shorter than Rigas TV tower
bad boi, u don't deserve my puss then :((
I didnt mean to respond to anyone
@58968058
You don't have a puss, you have a 4 inch jew """dick""".
I'm mean she's exposing her breasts so I don't think the ass is much of a problem.
Would you fuck Canada?
>your favorite potential Trump VP pick is extremely unlikely
why live
>Would you fuck Canada?
I can fuck Wouldada
Good night
>go to cafe at uni
>qt sitting in the back all alone
>eat my food and ignore her because she clearly prefers to eat alone and wouldn't want to be bothered
>chad walks up to her
>they leave together
I've officially gone vegan lads
who the fuck is the anime baby you weebs post all the time
I'd fuck canada so hard it'd become australia
ur mum
hahahahahahah Xdddddd
guys, is it weird if i can't cum unless im watching/looking at something pornographic?
flashback to me 9 years old beating my head into a shower wall for reasons I can't remember
U got him gud
flashback to me fucking ur mum for reasons I can't remember
GOAT highway
>get back from college
>dad's beard is gray
...
>dad comes home
>he's mad again
esquire.com
>Literaly fucked to death
>somaligov.net
>decide to put together a list of the countries of the world and their flags
>use the state of Georgia's flag for the country of Georgia