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95% of people won't stop him reaching page 10. Will you be brave enough to be part of the 5%? edition

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kpop is shit

need nudes of shoeonhead

/rus/

Is that a fucking Digimon?

Don't we all

crayon pop

Maisie

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There was an imgur gallery of her. Not nude, but it had lots of pics of her

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>tfw no PM Enoch Powell

>making threads at 300

comfy.

dubs and i have a wank before bed

Got a sudden urge to post duckroll, then remembered that I was banned last time I did for posting garbage outside Sup Forums

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about to spark up lads

>go downstairs just
>german housemate is there
>he asked if i voted yesterday
>"yes"
>"who for?"
>"Peter Whittle, UKIP"
>"i voted for this guy"
>posts to sadiq on the TV
>i ask him if he knew he shared a platform with ISIS sympathisers on multiple occasions
>"no, i just saw an advert of him and thought he looked like a good candidate, wish i didn't vote for him now"
>........


this is why democracy doesn't work, especially when JFs get a fucking vote. the electorate don't have a fucking clue.

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where's are essex?

she looks like the kind of slag who'd give a really disappointing blowjob for a line of ket

Let us get a hit of that m8

just wanked to a blank wall

>Why yes, I am a highly informed voter and all those around me are mindless scum

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Rasheed

Birthday was today lads.

t. wilson fisk

here you go la

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North East of Sussex

Posting in a duckroll thread without being duckrolled

>I voted UKIP
>democracy doesn't work
Yes, you proved as much.

Back to Enoch Powell again.

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Happy Birthday lad

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>German got a vote

What?

This ladies and gentlemen is what an ostentatious show of self-flagellation looks like

Go on lad, you give yourself a pat on the back. You sanctimonious prick

Remember the father of that faggots in FF6?

>tfw trying to get my sexuality on track

fuggg :DDD

Wew la
That's some good stuff

business idea: set up a premium rate phone number and get people to phone me and wish me happy birthday everyday even though it's not actually my birthday

shoeonhead are you in this thread? Please show me a picture of you

girl at work insisted she voted in a general election at age 16

she went to uni too

ooo big words

nah fuck off paki

>BBC News are the official mouthpiece of the Tory party. They don't even bother hiding it anymore.

fansonline.net/middlesbrough/mb/view.php?id=4864896

Nationality

You qualify to register to vote if you are:

a British citizen
an EU citizen resident in the UK
a qualifying Commonwealth citizen resident in the UK

yesterday was the first time I didn't vote

Business idea: Turn your home phone number into a premium rate number and then make sure that tons of cold callers get hold of it.

>He's so thick he has to copy and paste someone else's post just to reply to something he doesn't like

you can vote in local elections as an EU citizen but not the general

Link it then m8

>tried to be a normie and buy a flat
>organised a mortgage
>made an offer
>got cold feet
>spent half an hour crying in the shower

Going to ignore the estate agents until it all goes away 2bh

>an EU citizen resident in the UK
>a qualifying Commonwealth citizen resident in the UK

This should be stopped. Why should JFs be able to vote against the will of the British people?

>middlesborough exists
>people choose to live there

someone actually did that, it's a good idea

yesterday was local/mayor

European Union Citizens

Citizens of the European Union (who are not Citizens of the Republic of Ireland, Cyprus or Malta) living in the relevant countries, regions or areas of the UK are eligible to vote in:

European Parliament elections
Local council elections
London Mayor and Assembly elections
Scottish Parliament elections
National Assembly for Wales elections
Northern Ireland Assembly elections
Police and Crime Commissioner elections

>coalburners

Stay safe, lad.

>I support UKIP
Might as well call your kids Enoch.

I know, was just saying.

Basically yeah, they can vote in everything except the general

mfw a coalburner is murdered

Want to live past 100 years old so I can live to the 22nd century tb.h

Would be interesting to watch global events and technological advances

I don't care. She's hot

i might actually, pretty great name

I bet that guy has a big fat cock. I'd like to taste it.

Burn the coal pay the toll

(Note: you have to pronounce the words like a yank for this to work)

Food for thought: I voted lib dem in a local election, labour in the 2010 GE and UKIP in the 2015 GE

do you liek mudkipz?

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fruity

no shits given

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i wouldn't

imagine how many pakis there will be in the uk then

i was literally just looking at that lmao

if everyone was as smart as you lad, political campaigns would be a waste of time and money

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studied a bit of quantum mechanics today lads

wave–particle duality is really interesting

J U N E

I am absolutely praying that the Psychoactive Substances Act pushes people back onto heroine and cannabis. Those we're equipped to deal with, we can manage them. But this legal high / spice shit, it properly fucks people up and I cant be arsed with it anymore.

i probably shouldnt be attracted to that

D A T

A S S

Why not upload a picture of a white man who murdered a white woman? Oh, that's right because it wouldn't to perpetuate your braindead racism.

Powell.

shitty Harley

maisie
sophie
cara
sersh
sara
rosy
aisha
charli
marina
rachel
rosamund

forget anyone?

nothing to do with being smart, it's incredibly rudimentary knowledge of who you're voting for.

Cut my fingernail way too short now there's unbelievable pain whenever I try to touch something with it

he didn't because that's never happened.

yes

>this man walks into your house drinks your tea then slaps your gf ass
wot do?

mates are all out doing ket

im just having a quiet fish and chip late dinner by myself 2bh

josefina
felicity

kyary

that's all i will do as far as jpoop and kpoop go

emily blunt

Why are you touching things with a fingernail you just removed?

suck his dick no homo

Operator: "Emergency, which service do you require?"

Loud screaming is followed by Amy saying: "I can't breathe! I've been stabbed! Please help me! Please help me!"

Operator: "She says she's been stabbed."

Amy: "I've been stabbed. I'm dying. Please help me!"

Operator: "Where are you?"

Amy: "26, Moss Street, Farnworth."

Operator: "What?"

Amy: "Moss Street, Farnworth."

Operator: "What's happened?"

Amy: "I'm dying! He's stabbed me to death. I'm dying! Please help me!"

Operator: "Who?"

Amy: "My boyfriend...I'm going...I can't see."

Operator: "Where are you stabbed love?"

Amy: "All over my body. I need help. Please help me."

Missing a few chinks

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