Lefty edition
/brit/
yanks in
cara
maisie
yanks out
*opens third eye*
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
plastic gooks can't dance or sing
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k-on
reminder than kevin boyle used to post on /eire/ and created the gimmick himself for a bit of well needed attention
FUCKING LMAO
doing the washing up isn't actually that bad lads it's more the thought of doing the washing up that puts you off it
our nige
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19“There was a rich man who was dressed in purple and fine linen and lived in luxury every day. 20At his gate was laid a beggar named Lazarus, covered with sores 21and longing to eat what fell from the rich man’s table. Even the dogs came and licked his sores.
22“The time came when the beggar died and the angels carried him to Abraham’s side. The rich man also died and was buried. 23In Hades, where he was in torment, he looked up and saw Abraham far away, with Lazarus by his side. 24So he called to him, ‘Father Abraham, have pity on me and send Lazarus to dip the tip of his finger in water and cool my tongue, because I am in agony in this fire.’
25“But Abraham replied, ‘Son, remember that in your lifetime you received your good things, while Lazarus received bad things, but now he is comforted here and you are in agony. 26And besides all this, between us and you a great chasm has been set in place, so that those who want to go from here to you cannot, nor can anyone cross over from there to us.’
27“He answered, ‘Then I beg you, father, send Lazarus to my family, 28for I have five brothers. Let him warn them, so that they will not also come to this place of torment.’
29“Abraham replied, ‘They have Moses and the Prophets; let them listen to them.’
30“‘No, father Abraham,’ he said, ‘but if someone from the dead goes to them, they will repent.’
31“He said to him, ‘If they do not listen to Moses and the Prophets, they will not be convinced even if someone rises from the dead.’”
asian lad wants my cock lads, what should i do?
having a poo
let me and him do it at the same time
it's 10:09 pal
On Christmas night all Christians sing,
To hear the news the angels bring;
On Christmas night all Christians sing,
To hear the news the angels bring:
News of great joy, news of great mirth,
News of our merciful King’s birth.
Then why should men on earth be sad,
Since our Redeemer made us glad:
Then why should we on earth be sad,
Since our Redeemer made us glad:
When from our sin He set us free,
All for to gain our liberty.
When sin departs before Your grace,
Then life and health come in its place;
When sin departs before Your grace,
Then life and health come in its place;
Angels and men with joy may sing,
All for to see the newborn King.
All out of darkness we have light
Which made the angels sing this night;
All out of darkness we have light
Which made the angels sing this night:
“Glory to God and peace to men,
Now and forevermore. Amen.”
>even the dogs licked his sores
>even
Who the fuck else was doing it?
western australians should be killed
How about we do the cheeky Hong Kong lad
Colonize his arse with our Anglo cum hahahaha
>living in a meme state
dress him up like a girl and fuck his arse
>the face of england
Why put a fucking Reddit link and not just the article
reminder lads
1. I saw three ships come sailing in,
On Christmas day, on Christmas day,
I saw three ships come sailing in,
On Christmas day in the morning.
2. And what was in those ships all three?
On Christmas day, on Christmas day,
And what was in those ships all three?
On Christmas day in the morning.
3. Our Saviour Christ and his lady
On Christmas day, on Christmas day,
Our Saviour Christ and his lady,
On Christmas day in the morning.
4. Pray whither sailed those ships all three?
On Christmas day, on Christmas day,
Pray whither sailed those ships all three?
On Christmas day in the morning.
5. Oh, they sailed into Bethlehem,
On Christmas day, on Christmas day,
Oh, they sailed into Bethlehem,
On Christmas day in the morning.
6. And all the bells on earth shall ring,
On Christmas day, on Christmas day,
And all the bells on earth shall ring,
On Christmas day in the morning.
7. And all the Angels in Heaven shall sing,
On Christmas day, on Christmas day,
And all the Angels in Heaven shall sing,
On Christmas day in the morning.
8. And all the souls on earth shall sing,
On Christmas day, on Christmas day,
And all the souls on earth shall sing,
On Christmas day in the morning.
9. Then let us all rejoice, amain,
On Christmas day, on Christmas day,
Then let us all rejoice, amain,
On Christmas day in the morning.
>Native Swedes are expected to become a minority in Sweden by 2040
i know.
kill me
hmmmmmm....
Lefty and Righty are hanging pretty low lately with all this heat
2040 sounds optimistic
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how can you even argue that that sort of mass immigration works when "cultural differences" amount to literally raping random women who pass you in the street
davey cameron is a pie
> Dresden happened
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Had that problem with the gay asian kid at my highschool
Got awkward so I avoided him for the sake of not being rude about not being a faggot
>muh British steel
Fuck off Northron subhumans
>it's a all the girls wearing black jeans and a crop top night out
very good
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Nothing wrong with cheeky sadiqi
Think I might convert to Christianity lads.
I've had a bit of a spiritual awakening.
> finish at the gym for the night
> walking out
> asian twink smiles at me
will you people please leave me alone
Uhjuufjzzvjjhv
Sounds like a plan.
It's a reference to Wales you clueless yank twat, wind your fucking neck in
gonna clean my teeth x
>someone smiling at you means they want your dick
sure is 'wake in fright' in there
Hyuj
> France replied to me
Not even giving him a (you) lads, he can go get fucked
Then fuck off Cambrian Mick
Why wouldn't they want my dick?
What's the difference between Harry Potter books and the Bible?
you aren't big and black and a cock
I'm not even Welsh I'm just not a clueless yank twat attempting to look like he knows what the fuck he's on about
>american flag
are you so sure, froggy?
there's no gingers in the bible
One is fantasy written for children and stupid adults and the other is a series of books about a young wizard called Harry potter
lads I just heard the news
what has happened to London
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Fuck off Harry Potter
aye
try not to think about it alri
>Smoke
What
I know nothing about Sadiq Khan or his policies (I could take a guess, based on his party, but a guess it would be), nor do I actually really care who is the mayor of London, but to use his religion against him doesn't sit well with me. Who cares about his religion? It should be about his politics and whether or not London wants him as their mayor, which they do.
It's particularly frustrating when most of the American people commenting are probably massive Christians, who aren't really any better.
Post Heritage
Smart post
time to roll a cheeky spliff innit
>the final episode of blackadder
world war 1 was so fucking horrendous
blaze it
fucking lel
stuff it inside me daddy
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He's a metaphor for the Islamification of the UK and the subjugation of our own culture and people, in London especially.
Imagine a pastoral England. Before urban sprawl and technological modernity. A green and pleasant land, tended to by its caretakers, the proud yeomen who tended its fields and fished its streams. Imagine, no noisy cars or machinery, a quiet, simpler life.
40% wizard
40% muggle
20% nargle
and they've had a muslim president for 8 years too haha
i visited britain last year and i saw so many race traitors that i couldn't wait to leave
>spliff
FOY it's called a zoot
yoo nigguh i'm vaping af in sydney todayyy
>I know nothing about Sadiq Khan or his policies (I could take a guess, based on his party, but a guess it would be), nor do I actually really care who is the mayor of London, but to use his religion against him doesn't sit well with me. Who cares about his religion? It should be about his politics and whether or not London wants him as their mayor, which they do.
>It's particularly frustrating when most of the American people commenting are probably massive Christians, who aren't really any better.
getting into bed lids
night xo
time for another spliff
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>i visited britain last year and i saw so many race traitors that i couldn't wait to leave
Take your unprofitable steel and GTFO. Don't make Uncle Sam un-freeze Maggie to fuck your asshole with her 12" Iron dick
>this level of autism and attraction to cuckery
the memes were true
I remember you made a thread about it
Not going to let my future daughter be seen with a niggaboy
>ahhh yes, just jump out of the trench and run straight at a machine gun! it's a good plan
literal mongs
me on the left giving the nut a scratch
Alrigh
what weed u got?
cheese blud
>sent us to the wrong beach
getting fucking sick of Nigel tbqh
Lol wut?
weak
Seriously don't think any country compares to the beauty of rural England tbpqhwy.
Based Peter puts my thoughts on this topic in an eloquent way