/Germanic/

Germanic general

Invited:
Austria, Denmark, England, Germany, Iceland, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg, Netherlands, Norway, Sweden, Switzerland.

Special guest: Germanic diaspora and colonies

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Teutoburg_Forest
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Swedish_inventions
youtube.com/watch?v=fDSwTQHZGZM
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visigothic_Kingdom
youtube.com/watch?v=PdRg4WFdGuo
youtube.com/watch?v=vBcvHglu4aY
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

disgusting thread

Enemies of the Germanic people are not invited.

so basically a thread for people who were living in mud huts until a few decades ago
got it

you forgot south brazil

t. Gothic rape baby

Jokes on you
we are germanic balts

>t. mario "we wuz romans" rigatoni

he said Germanic diaspora retard.

What Germanic colonies?

Btfo by a bunch of savages.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Teutoburg_Forest

That does raise the question, how come we were always so much better than you at everything? You'd think an empire could handle a few retarded forest-dwellers and fishermen.

Jerry cuck German cock suckers

t. inbred limey cunt

>most disciplined and advanced army of the world
>get destroyed by wood-Germans

"Quintilius Varus, give me back my legions!"
Still laughing till today.

Who /Anglo-Saxon/ here?

That's not cool, we'd be way more advanced if the romans had fully conquered us.

Sweden had to wait until like 1100 AD, when some vikings stumbled upon Byzantium and were like "holy shit, civilization"

>all this butthurt from the """cold""" germanic people
got a little emotional, didn't you fritzs

>we were always so much better than you at everything

yes, tell me about the immense swedish contributions to humanity


t.cletus "muh heritage" johnson

of course savages are well versed in killing other humans beings, whereas we're creators

>yes, tell me about the immense swedish contributions to humanity

We're quite proud

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Swedish_inventions

>tfw you will never fight the roman legions with a big stick to defend your germanic tribe

If we reinstate Danelaw, are English people allowed to post?

Every country welcome in this thread are fags except England

shoo shoo, Pedro.

And you? You legalized gay marriage. Literally the root of faggotry.

>some others enslaved
citation needed

kek little faggot germans attacked them in an ambush

in the field, man to man, the romans would've fucked their ass and conquered those shitty forests

>implying

>Persecuting gays was a worthwhile endeavor

You and I are enemies now.

Yeah, like what never happened?

Face it, man, Germanics are better than shitty medittereans will ever be.

Rasheed detected

lel

It is bad enough that they actually managed to get so far up in Roman territory

Reminder that Germanics and Nordics are subhuman. There were civilizations in shitskin countries like the middle east and south america while they were living like savages. The only good races in the world are southern Europeans, the rest are less than human

are you implying germans weren't BTFO'd on the field of battle 99% of the time?

Gay people can do what they want in their private life. I have no problem with that. But I don't want that gay couples become the new normal. I don't want that my kids get told in school how great it is to be gay.

Middle-East wasn't shitkin yet in those periods, the Arabs emigrated to there later.

Also, the Germanic areas were way more sparesly populated, and the only Southern European civilization where the Greeks, who couldn't even form a state bigger than a city.

Semites are shitskins

and they were genocided

Well of course, humans adapt to their environment. The fertile crescent had self-irrigating rivers and shit that made settling worthwhile, while up here the ground was pure granite which made building shit impossible.

>England

They're more Celtic than they are Germanic.

Assyrians are literally whiter than Greeks.

...

They're celtic roman pakistani germanic anglo saxon french trans-vikings.

no they're not

so basically swedish

Wahrlich die Herrenrasse

>whiter than Greeks
>Greeks

Ik dacht dat dit een Germanen draad was.

England was a controversal topic in the previous /Germanic/ threads aswell.
Still not sure. But it was a bad idea to put England in. Because everyone here is speaking English now and that draws the attention of non-Germanic people on this board and makes them ruin this thread.

Germanics rule the world; stinky brown manlets had their day in the sun and now it's over. Get used to being second class humans.

could you guys understand what you're saying if you spoke in your native languages kinda like we slavs can?

Ja, ist es auch. Aber die Invasoren ruinieren alles.

There were 10 German bombers in the air,
There were 10 German bombers in the air,
There were 10 German bombers, 10 German bombers

10 German bombers in the air.
10 German bombers in the air.
10 German bombers in the air.

And the RAF from England shot 1 down,
And the RAF from England shot 1 down,
And the RAF from England
RAF from England
The RAF from England shot 1 down.

I can get the gist of of dutch (written) but northgermanic languages are unintelligle for me.
Don't know about speaking doe.

>Being a paki

what happened to the other 9

I can read Afrikaans and German. Norwegian is hit and miss. Swedish and Danish are not really understandable. And I have no idea what English sounds like to the uninitiated.

Mostly yes. It's pretty similar. That's what we actually do in germanic generals.

I can understand what it is about when it's either written or spoken very slowly.

Exception is Dutch, Dutch is easy to understand because it's just a German dialect that got out of control a while ago.

youtube.com/watch?v=fDSwTQHZGZM

>Being a Jerry cuck who everyone hates

But the other 9 still bombed Coventry

afrikaans is pretty much dutch no?
so dutch and german are the most similar
makes sense dutch/deutsch

More like /short bus/.

No, no way. Deutsch and everything that spawned from it is just fucked.

Afrikaans is simplified Dutch. No plurals. No suffixes. Letters are removed. Double denials added. And a limited amount of new words added.

So, to someone who speaks Afrikaans Dutch can be hard to understand because we use more letters, plurals and suffixes and so on. But to us, Afrikaans is just nigger speak.

There were 12 candidates for London,
There were 12 candidates for London,
There were 12 candidates, 12 candidates

12 candidates for London.
12 candidates for London.
12 candidates for London.

Now London has 1 muslim mayor,
Now London has 1 muslim mayor,
Now London has
London has
Now London has 1 muslim mayor.

What was that? Sorry I can't hear you over the screaming German children who've just woke up to find their parents blown to pieces

>inviting England

>be American in Germany
>banter Americans with everything they hate
>confirmed they truly cannot handle any form of banter and are genuine dumb niggers

don't let this idiot fool you.

GERMANS, READ GERMANIA

you where way better than the Romans at that time

>implying London didn't get rekt by Germans alone and if it wasn't for the allies fighting the war for you, London wouldn't exist

>I can't hear you over the screaming German children who've just woke up to find their parents blown to pieces
Praising bombings of civilians on a North-Korean popagranda-comic board. Your parents must be proud of you.

>It's hard to beat France,Norway,Denmark,Netherlands,Belgium or Poland

>Being this scared of Europeans banding together in any way whatsoever
You can't hide when the race war begins rasheed.

In 1939, the French army might've even been better than the German one, but they had retarded aristrocratic generals that couldn't achieve anything.

germanics were conquered by a few muslims

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visigothic_Kingdom

Do you have parents? I heard that most German women commited suicide after the whole ussr thing y'know

Tijd voor Femke

youtube.com/watch?v=PdRg4WFdGuo

>Bowing down to people who hate us
>le day of le rope meme

Look at Germany after the Anglos took it
What would've happened to Britain if Germany invaded us?
Millions including the Queen killed
Our culture replaced with German KULTURE

best germanic reporting in

t.pathetic anglo rapebaby with no culture whatsoever and his muh heritage autism

>swedish inventions
>fit into half an A4 page
lmaooo you can't make this shit up

Just like Denmark, right? Germany even offered their rival France full passage, but they were too stubborn and chose to resist and perish.

Face it, in the end Europeans stick together.

The Netherlands defeated the Britbongs so many times.
>first anglo war - Dutch won
>second anglo war - Dutch won
>third anglo war - Dutch won
>invaded and took over London
>fourth anglo war - USA liberated

Guys. How can we meme the 4. Reich into existence?

>OY VEY GOYS! You're being friendly with each other? you may as well offer them your ring piece.

The 4th reich will also be the 1st caliphate.

Vakantielied

youtube.com/watch?v=vBcvHglu4aY

>we just about beat you whilst you were fighting a civil war
Clap Clap tard

>Gave back new Netherland
>invaded and took over London

>both negros and germanics lived in mud huts

...

So the Queen and millions of Britons wouldn't have been killed? Dumb Jerry cuck

I am West-German. Soviets never touched my region. And my parents didn't expierence WWII. You mean my (great-)greatparents.

But only Negroes still do

And South Americans

Don't worry. We weren't always just defeating you. Sometimes you came to our aid as well.

>anglo-russian invasion of Holland
>french defeated you guys

>operation market garden
>the Germans defeated you guys

Thanks for your help. Please come again.

>netherlands
>germanic

Hello Captain Sweden!

u mad?

WE WUZ VANDALS N SHIT

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