Let's talk about China!

Let's talk about China!

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Chinese people are the only people I'm legitimately racist of. Every time I see some slant eye tourist they're talking pictures of mundane shit and bumping into you because they have no concept of personal space.

Anyway, China is a shithole with a very interesting history and culture. What's left that the commies didn't destroy, at least.

I was on a plane today and these Chinese people were taking photos of the plan on the tarmac. Some stupid laowai stormed to the front thinking something exciting was happening.

Chinese government killed Chinese people in the Great Cultural Revolution and Tiananmen Square Massacre.

China is a great country.
Chinese people are superior.
I love China and its people.

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Japanese Government killed people in unit 451, throughout the Pacific, with sarin in a railway station and through a nuclear 'accident'

>unit 451
>Stralyan education

True China has nineteen provinces.

Who should Hainan belong to then?

great food, interesting culture, slowly closing the gap.

Future superpower that will power humanity forward.

>find a nice spot for rice farming
>farm rice
>some bloke says you ought to pay him rice for protection against those wheat-eating shits up north
>wheat-eaters attack
>your protector fails miserably against them
>get ruled by autistic wheat-eaters
>communism
>???

here, China's entire history

I live in Beijing
Anyone in Beijing here ?
ps : people are strange there

>pseudo comnunism

Forgot to outline that.

You better be in Haidian

Two Russians or ukrainians sneaking into and climbing a 650 meter tower in Shanghai.
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You will die from the smog.

I am indeed.
>tfw wudaokou

>people are strange here

In what way?

I was in Beijing. It worse than Tokyo

Korean?

I like living in chaotic places, I find comfort in that
I don't care
Really hard to explain desu. If you get to know them, there is always something off
No I'm from western Europe

>I'm from western Europe
you're either from portugal or a muslim

agreed 100%

China should stop to provoke near countries

I've seen the asian foreigners with sunglasses and vivid colored clothes as Chinese.

do you have a pretty chinese girlfriend?

I'm French, and from a Christian family
No, but I know a lot of grills, might happen. (I had one previously). Contrary to popular belief, most foreigners don't have a local gf, I found.
Most often, just occasional hookups.

why are you in china my frog eater friend?

It's a long story, just wanted a fresh start.
So far enjoying it incredibly.
Basically I'm a student in Chinese language, I do programming as freelance for money.

Do you mean foreigners wearing kimonos in Japan?

Tibet should be independent, as should Guangdong, Turkestan and Manchuria. Also parts of Jilin need to become Korean and Inner Mongolia must join real Mongolia.
Also Yunnan would be a funny meme country

我想去成都大熊猫繁育基地。

Is it true there are places where they have "We don't use 地溝油(Gutter oil)" signs put up?

Are you a foreign spy in China to sell state secrets to hostile nations?

Why is Sichuan's basketball team called the Blue Whales?

Sichuan isn't anywhere near the ocean.

The Chinese pay well if you are a Westerner.

Other than that, the cities are alright. Life gets boring quickly, but it still beats the shit out of living in the West. At least they're modernized, albeit in an 'off' kind of way.

What's better is that your money goes twice as far over there for everyday items and they don't jew you out of 40% of your income.

>guangdong
????!?

Chinese are bad people

Even unskilled westerners?

>inner mongolia
>belongs to china

why is this allowed?

Malays are worse.

How's that sovereign wealth fund of yours going?

Stop memeing

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China BTFO

Fuck off Ching Chong, we're designated superpower by 2030.

> india superpoower

Invasion of China by Indian poopytroopers when?

KHAND

how do you post here?

Go back to China you fucking chink.
It's so fucking obvious.

Near future

Good luck reclaiming disputed territories Pajeet.

Economy sputtering out ever since the housing bubble collapsed. Even though they'll be delayed in becoming the world's largest economy (nominally) it is pretty scary to imagine just how large their economy could truly become when it matures.

Is it hard learn chinese?

Fuck off Chang. No basis for your claims.

no it is easier than to learn English

>Trying to be a superpower since 1985, still stuck making cheap goods for the world

Chang, your break is over. Go back to the factory

Nah, learning Chinese is easier than you think if you know Japanese.

Malays>>>>>>>cockroaches>>>>>ching chongs

Not sure. I know there is high demand for Westerners with a degree, and the pay is significantly higher with good work experience. You're in a good position to negotiate salary.

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It looks comfy

It only took a few years, now I'm 'true blue'

>Designated

>mention of cockroaches
>out of nowhere, turk responds

The memes are real

That's the joke Sadiq, do try to keep up

>worlds production house because of knowledge and cheap labour prices
>Doesn't realise the same will happen as with the US and their industry and housing market in the near future.

Can a native chinese please read this sentence for me on vocaroo

现在有几件事情需要尽快解决

Your country has 17x more people than Turkey, yet only 2.5x GDP.

Maybe you should get on Turkey's level.

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That means you have a Sup Forums pass, right?

>not wanting independent Canton
cancer desu

Interesting question
Less hard than you may imagine
Writing is quite hard, remembering symbols especially. But it's quite entertaining to learn it
But when you pay attention, it's usually the same patterns "radicals" present in the characters which make things easier
However, grammar is pretty easy, no tenses....
So, spoken Chinese is no that hard actually. Just gotta get that vocabulary and some easy grammar. The language feels quite "logical" compared to French
But understanding Chinese people can be hard, as they speak fast and with a wide range of accents.
Yes

I used to live near olympic park

>tfw no more rich chinese gf

Pajeet still butt mad that the commies btfo india

How's life up there? There's so many French people here in Shanghai, sometimes I feel like learning French.

Haven't seen any of those signs so far.

You mean all Asians.

It has to do with overcrowding I bet.

Also, China has a lot of culture untouched by communism.

I suck ass at reading chinese chracters and the tones piss me off

How is beijing now a days? i was the last summer for a few days passing through to shenzhen seemed less smoggy

t. Proxy Nip

Guangdong???

Edgy

Out of 1.4 billion people, there's probably a few.

>why are team names not always representative of their region?

Cantonese sounds better than retarded Mandarin desu
Also I prefer their culture actually. And they don't look as bad as the flat faced Northern Chinks

Hey at least their PM didn't lose a few billion investing in penis enlargement products.

Mongols got BTFO in 1650.

>Cantonese is better than mandarin


Hahahaha no

How can you stand shanghai ren?

Either Sup Forums pass, decent VPN, or satellite.

>wanting to get nuked, again

>bubble collapsing
>prices up 7% YoY

?


Speaking? No. Writing? Yes.

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The Holocaust did not happen.

but it is, Chang

>India not even trying to win

Many French people and companies in Shanghai indeed, met one recently.
Not that many in Beijing, I just know a few. I prefer to hang out with local when I can
Reading isn't that easy but try to learn the tone as well as the pinyin when you learn the character by making up sentences. If you do that the tone will come naturally and you will not have to remember it separately

Beijing is bretty cool. I like Wudaokou a lot, I absolutely love this kind of busy, packed and chaotic places. Also the area near Beihai is great for example (north or forbidden city I believe). Just yesterday I went there with a local and tasted some great snacks, and had a good lunch in a tiny hidden restaurant. Sanlitun is a little too western but nice for the occasional club

Edgy

Malays >>>>>>>>> "Indians" >>>>> Dindu Hindus

>canton
>guangdong

Not the same thing broski

Canton can both mean the city Guangzhou and the province Guangdong, my friend.

>cantonese sounds better
Hahahaha

>if they disagree the must be Chinese

That's a Cantonese name btw

that's the joke

Source?

Modern Guangdong province != Canton

Canton was never independent amyways.

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>Guangdong (Chinese: 广东; Jyutping: Gwong2-dung1) is a Chinese province on the South China Sea coast of the People's Republic of China. Formerly romanised as Canton or Kwangtung, Guangdong surpassed Henan and Sichuan to become the most populous province in China in January 2005, registering 79.1 million permanent residents and 31 million migrants who lived in the province for at least six months of the year;[5][6] the total population was 104,303,132 in the 2010 census, accounting for 7.79 percent of Mainland China's population.[7]

You're right that it's more often referred to the city, but Guangdong just sounds retarded.

>Canton was never independent amyways.
I never implied that, and it doesn't mean anything either.

nice meme you got there