Samsung Galaxy s8

>Be me
>Samsung Employee
>Meeting
>eye roll.jpg
>info on galaxy S8
>meeting was good, but they revealed the design via email to us employees
>decided to post here
You're welcome guys

You're welcome Sup Forums

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>You're welcome Sup Forums- 0 post shown.
your picture is garbage.

You could have at least taken a real fucking picture head on, or a screen shot or some shit.

oh boy a new overpriced phone

killer beans! thanks based OP

*explosion*

poorfags btfo
that left pic looks off...

Why do they have to use edge screens on everything? It is a garbage gimmick.

what an explosive leak

i'm still gonna rock my s5

Thanks op, will consider when I want a phone made by a bunch of dog eaters/shit wine drinkers.

>iPhones made in China
hmm

If that is how it is to look, I will be very happy and will get one. :D

Yeah sorry

I'll be rocking my note5 for at least another year unless something happens to it.

>Implying there is a phone made by anyone else

Uh huh.

I never said anything about an iphone.

How much do you get paid faggot?

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>generic slab of glass and screen
wowitsfuckingnothing.png

Who the shit cares about new phone designs? They're literally all the same featureless black slabs

What are those two thing under the camera lens?

Yeah, lol, but I'm posting for the people who do

This is way different than the previous "leaks". Bottom bezel looks kinda big, but overall an improvement from the existing design and the leaked ones. I hope you're right OP.

Heart rate sensor flash and the rim around it is a fingerprint sensor

Flash and IR

Thanks. I completely forgot that cameras have a flash.

So, uh, no power button, hey?

I think it's there, just a strange angle

Right picture is a very poorly shopped rendering

Fake!

SAGE, HIDE AND FUCK OFF!

uagcasestore.com.au/samsung-galaxy-s8/

what's the thing to the right of the camera?

Fingerprint sensor

That is for the original S8, there are two models..

Those are cases, dick lips.

Leaked samsung presentation slide

Jesus Christ, are you sure you work for Samshit? You seem incompetent as fuck.

>incompetent
I'm drunk

yeah see , I hacked into the main computer and saved the slides

Fake and gay.
I mean just look at those pixels

On the real version they aren't there, it's just the way the reflection looks on the monitor, I'll try and send an updated picture when I get off this assignment

Your confusing poor with not willing to throw money in the trash for a low-tier status symbol.

RAM>CPU>GHz>Screen>Storage>OS

That's how real g-men buy their mobile computes.

Cut the lights, it was just a lighting problem, we have shit monitors at the office. You think Samsung would give us something but no..

Forgot image

Screenshot you fuck

He said it was on a projector you retard

>tfw this is legit

What? It's a windows computer right? ctrl + prtsc and paste it into Microsoft paint. Or you can windows key + prtsc and it will automatically save a screenshot. Or search "snipping tool" in the start menu and take a screenshot with that.

how the fuck is he poking it then
also he says they have "shit monitors"

I forgot how projectors work for a second
He said in a deleted comment that all screenshot software including the built in windows ones are disabled

Odd they would disable screenshot software, though I suppose it makes sense in order to stop a truly and homosexually confirmed leak from somebody like OP.

Deleted on accident,
Left work now but will try the print screen method tomorrow. I never said it was on a projector, the image was by email so I snapped a pic with my phone.

>design

it's a square with rounded edgesm and unless you're an apple retention lawyer no one gives a fuck.

Thanks OP. Looks pretty good to me.

retard

>He doesn't know how to extract images from video signals

Woah......it's the same shit

>fingerprint reader on the screen
I never planned on buying it but now I can definitely say I never will

>Picture of a screen
>Tilted and angled camera position
>Cartoonish confidential logo slapped on

Did you just get a lesson in fake leaks from Sup Forums?

isn't the S8 going to have a special fingerprint reader under the screen made by synaptics or some shit like that?

Agreed. I've seen quite a few shoops in my time.

Why?

I quite like it, and my wageslave-employing fortuneXXX company requires that I keep either a pin or a fingerprint sensor lock on my phone.. guess which is more comfy.

face it, you're just a shitty worker for a gommunist company hiding under a jew rag.

Every passing day you wished you were abble staff instead of samsunk staff that posting some shitty "leaks" so you get a pad on the back.

There are multiple reasons I'm not a fan of biometrics, the number one reason I've sworn them off being what a coworker once told me
>I go through my boyfriend's phone all the time when he sleeps
>I just take his thumb and press it to the fingerprint reader

>No physical home button
This makes me sad. The number of flagships that still have physical home buttons is falling fast.

Why are you people even humouring this faggot and his bad photoshop?

Just saw an advert on UK TV. Samsung 'scientifically' stress testing all their phones. I kekked.

>be me
>samsung employee
stopped reading right there

we all know you're a NEET-tard

also
>pic looks nothing like recent leaks
saged and reported, you dumbfuck