Who's your country's best friend ?
Who's your country's best friend ?
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no one lmao
azerbaijan maybe bosnia
because everyone is jealous that you have the island with the cool statues
Andorra
>Flips
Truly our greatest ally
Liberia
i always thought israel or canada
I guess Germany.
I was suprised when I learnt that our labor rules are quite the same as in germany, along as level of taxes, etc.
I don't know, Panama? Peru?
Id be your friend (peru)
no one
>israel
Fuck them
Thanks Peru, but what is that weed leaf doing in your flag? Did you start smoking weed?
what about u r gay
Portugal, I guess.
Germany for sure.
u r gay is our little son, not our best friend
Not the boches that's for sure
Dunno, nobody seems to like us.
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We like you senpai. We do have your flag on ours after all.
Argentina I guess, but it's a complicated relationship.
Muslim mayors aside, you're not bad.
we like you guys 2bqh (because football)
I wonder why...
Ok, let's be best friends!
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fronce
even if they banter us a bit too much at times
Probably Australia, New zealand, or non-Quebec Canada.
Love/hate: France, US
Traditionally: Portugal
I wonder why
Yea, for you Québécois mates, maybe, but anglo-canadians (meh, and anglos in general) despise us
i really dont know why but our people like south americans very much i think because we have the same soap opera taste
also back when jose mujica was president our commies thought your country is a leftist's utopia it also became a meme for example if a politically bad thing happened they would always say/write ''well its time to move to uruguay'' :DD
i really dont want them to ruin uruguay tho
honestly leftist turks from western turkey aren't that bad, certainly not on the same level as the filth which moves to Germany/Netherlands
Can't really say anything Spain, 2nd Largest European Empire, pretty much the same as us.
Norway, easily.
Sorry Germany, Sweden, and Greenland.
Japan :3
>France
more like the dad that left you
I'd say france because we don't have any friends ʕ ಡ ﹏ ಡ ʔ⊃
they tend to be pro-kurdish cucks
what about new zealand
Turkey, Palau
I had been thinking that Taiwan is our best friend, but it's not.
Recent Taiwan is a complete puppet of China.
>what about new zealand
It's not about the empires, it's about how anglos have been acting through history,
It's probably Canada 2bh
I'm not really fond of that metaphor. Quebec/Canada wasn't even a thing then, it was literally only 10k colonists who were regular French subjects. Meanwhile the Anglos had well over a million people in the 13 colonies. At that point it just didn't make sense to hang on anymore, and France did offer all 10k people the ability to go back (and most of them did; only 2500 of them stayed, presumably those who were too poor to go back or who had too little awaiting them back in France).
Québécois/Canadien people are a unique national and ethnic group is a concept that appeared after 1763, specifically because of the newfound concept of being a minority subject to British rule. Before that we were just French subjects.
>rape and genocide an entire continent
>then judge others for their moral failures
pot, meet kettle
Hey, sometimes your kids have to leave the house, m8
we love you too :3
after 2 years i STILL dont know whats wrong
>rape and genocide an entire continent
Thank you for helping me by posting something anglos contributed to, the Black Legend.
lmao ye nigga
Bolivia or Venezuela :^)
Thanks, PT
Well, at least the Spaniards tried to mix in with the natives.
the spanish were faggots they destroyed the inca empire >:( they HATED everyone in South America
W-what
We have so many exchange programs and sheit that Frenchies and German spend more time in their neighbor's countries and have a better relationship than ever before.
Gib Elsass tho lmoa
the Philippines oddly enough
We didn't hate them, if we did we would have wiped them out like americans did with their natives. Instead we converted them to catholicism and mixed with them.
Shit we're so evil.
>vietnam
and look how well that turned
why wouldn't they be?
they won the war, defended their country, and then American troops left. Once the USA was no longer a thread to them, they had to start worrying about China. And, like every country which has the misfortune of bordering China, they REALLY fucking hate China, to the point where Americans seem like angels in comparison, especially since Americans are now "over" their anti-communist phase.
They have to worry about China now, so they need your support.
I still find this strange in many ways
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south africa
>why wouldnt they be
they have literally the biggest reason out of ANYONE to hate us
>Who's your country's best friend ?
Everyone?
>Cuba
>Mexico's best friend
How high are you? We don't have any friends
Latvia
new zeland always gives us aid
Oh the cunts, giving you aids
Of course we do.
There's Cuba.
We had a rough patch, but things are getting better again.
Gotta stand together to hold back the chonk tide.
more like gives you aids
haha
Ireland or France, probably France
u wuz colonialz and sheit too though
We haven't been friends since Castro and friends took over, before that sure
The Revolution was planned in Mexico, we knew and did nothing, might have helped a little. We are the only country to maintain diplomatic relations with Castro's regime and we opposed the embargo.
We are friends.
>We are the only country to maintain diplomatic relations with Castro's regime and we opposed the embargo.
>We are friends.
>supporting a fucking communist state
Why is the only cunt giving us some love our former oppressors, surely more of you cunts love our bantz?
We also commerced with the Soviet Union and Red China during the Cold War.
You guys are good mates in a fight.
uruguay, the rest are shitholes
>We also commerced with the Soviet Union and Red China during the Cold War.
Who?
>our former oppressors
are you abo
no friend
Asian nations hate japan.
Yup, first American country to recognise the USSR as a country. Several visits from our presidents to Russia during the 70s.
Our president in the 30s welcomed Trotsky warmly and happily.
Cheers lad, might have to put my American citizenship to use soon
No, but we're pretty much all just offspring of criminals who were deported from Shitland so more or less the same, minus the whole genocide thing
>Several visits from our presidents to Russia during the 70s.
Is this why you lost the Falklands War?
You're welcome
Read the name Damarcus
I don't know, I would say Mexico
What is going on? You are supposed to hate us, we are unlikable, nationalistic, pricks who give a bad image to all Latin American countries, god dammit.
Brazil
Such cucks, giving all your money to other cunts and being happy about it
Actually it's Perú.
the county where i live is not my friend. """""""""""country"""""""""""" is just a collective mind of normies and for those losers parasitizing it.
No one really.
I don't even think we have allies.
$20 is like half of their GDP we don't have to give much
This guy knows what's up.
Ahhh, I was misunderstood then; good on you cunts I guess
I always knew France was a bit tsundere but I didn't expect numbers that high.
why does no one like russia, they aren't that bad